uj_sizzle:
Song not Poem, and yup twas a whatsapp thing

GSKing:
Issorait. Have a wonderful day ahead

Caracta:

She is a good singer.. chai! That voice ehn...

masonkz: Happy Birthday in arrears, Caracta.

Caracta:

Thank you very much.

Your siggy though...deep?

Gboliwe: Our wife! My friend! Happy birthday. This is a very significant timeline you just stepped into because its the begining of your best years. Dance along, celebrate and have fun. You are awesome.

Gboliwe: Its ok our wife. Having a husband like him is a handful already

Caracta:

Lol...did you see him on this thread? No! He doesn't know his work. I've moved on

Gboliwe: If na joke, stop am o

He has been busy lately, but he will be here. I think as is typical of most naija men, he forgot. Dont worry, the latter celebration shall be better than the former

ItsModella: OMG!!! Happy birthday in arrears, my dear Caracta. I haven't been online in a while so I missed your birthday. Hope you had mad fun

Erm, is there still some cake left?

Caracta:

Chai! My own sis. Where have you been hiding biko? No more cake o...wait till next year Missed you too. I had maaaaaaaad fun!

Girl, I've been very busy with school and other things. You should read my new diary update, that's how messed up things got for me. But I'm here today to chill out and relax with my online paddies

So you couldn't even remember to leave some cake for me? A whole me--Modella, the mother theresa of the nairaland? I am angry

ItsModella:
Girl, I've been very busy with school and other things. You should read my new diary update, that's how messed up things got for me. But I'm here today to chill out and relax with my online paddies

So you couldn't even remember to leave some cake for me? A whole me--Modella, the mother theresa of the nairaland? I am angry

Caracta:

I just read the update. I opened my mouth but as soon as i got to the part of rocking the chair, i started laughing hard.

Na wa o, Babe, you need to eat o. Don't let the stress get to you. Know when to slow down and damn the consequences. Eat eat eat! How i wish i had some cake left, i would have stuffed some in your mouth. A fall with that your height won't be funny mehn...

Bia, did the guy continue the 'toasting'? I hope you gave him your number.

hahahaha!! those akata girls are dumb mehn

LOL!! If you see the way I've been eating ehn, 3 square meals on point, I can't die at my age abeg

I didn't even see the guy again. He probably thought he was toasting an ogbanje

ItsModella:
hahahaha!! those akata girls are dumb mehn

LOL!! If you see the way I've been eating ehn, 3 square meals on point, I can't die at my age abeg

I didn't even see the guy again. He probably thought he was toasting an ogbanje

lalaosky: Jeeeeezzz.. Caraplumplum.. So you're a day after my birthday?. Awww.. Didn't know in time. A happy belated birthday to the fake blue fonted nun. I missed you. Miss you like hell ;(


@isi modella my gleen ogbunike plincess, I missed you boo. I'll make it up to you when I'm back. Too much stress offline

Caracta:

Are you kidding me? You are 15th? Awwwww, my lalalove. I miss you plenty. Happy belated birthday

lalaosky: Jeeeeezzz.. Caraplumplum.. So you're a day after my birthday?. Awww.. Didn't know in time. A happy belated birthday to the fake blue fonted nun. I missed you. Miss you like hell ;(


@isi modella my gleen ogbunike plincess, I missed you boo. I'll make it up to you when I'm back. Too much stress offline

LALAOSKY!!

Am I dreaming or what? Where the hell have you been?

lalaosky:

I'm 13th. Thanks carablue. How are you holding up?. Any cake for me?

ItsModella:
LALAOSKY!!

Am I dreaming or what? Where the hell have you been?

ItsModella:
LALAOSKY!!

Am I dreaming or what? Where the hell have you been?

Caracta:

As in ehn....make i no lie. I missed him

lalaosky:

*sniffs*.. Awww.. Missed you carablue. The only fake nun with a wonderful and priceless persona. I've read all your dairy updates for the past three months. That's how much I've missed you. Didn't wanna miss a thing. You're so lovely. Happy belated birthday caracte with a lovely character

Caracta:

Oh...yes, 13th. Awwww. It's hard to believe. My dear lalaosky. No wonder you are a softie like me. Cake? Nah...

Caracta:

All the best. Make us proud. I wanna see you on TV soon

lalaosky:

Awww ...I wanna be a "hardie". Any clue on how to achieve that?

lalaosky:

LMAO.. Me on TV?. No freaking way. I'm shy ;(