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NYSC To Pay Virgins 50,000 Naira As Monthly Allowance by Ezebuola(m): 5:42pm On Oct 14, 2013
It’s good news for Virgins who are currently partaking in this year’s National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) program as President Goodluck Jonathan through the NYSC Director General, Brig. Gen. Nnamdi Okorie-Affia has just announced that, instead of N19,800, Virgin Corps Members will be receiving N50,000 as monthly allowance.
The President said it was an incentive for “Girls to keep themselves for their husbands” and also as a way of congratulating girls who “managed to keep their hymens intact in such a trying times as we have today”.
So far, only 28 girls nation-wide have been confirmed as virgins and have recieved their 1st N50,000 allowance. Pharmacies have also reported a 234% increase in demand for Alum, Vagina tighteners and Hymen Reforming creams and drugs.
Boys have also protested, saying Male Virgin Corps Members also deserve N50k, but the NYSC says there’s no way to confirm that.
Some girls also protested at NYSC Headquarters this morning, claiming theywere virgins up until Camp Fire night, so theyshould qualify to receive the N50k. Their pleas have fallen on deaf ears so far
Re: NYSC To Pay Virgins 50,000 Naira As Monthly Allowance by shewanna: 6:21pm On Oct 14, 2013
In which news oooo OP? Lol @ the other girls' excuses tho. Up till campfire night. Buhahahahaha!!!!
Re: NYSC To Pay Virgins 50,000 Naira As Monthly Allowance by Pretyangel25(f): 6:36pm On Oct 14, 2013
Lol @ op. This is a welcome development for female virgin corpers
Re: NYSC To Pay Virgins 50,000 Naira As Monthly Allowance by Ezebuola(m): 6:56pm On Oct 14, 2013
Pretyangel25: Lol @ op. This is a welcome development for female virgin corpers
if it was true..

Pls vote my signature
Re: NYSC To Pay Virgins 50,000 Naira As Monthly Allowance by Ezebuola(m): 6:59pm On Oct 14, 2013
she-wanna:
In which news oooo OP? Lol @ the other girls' excuses tho. Up till campfire night. Buhahahahaha!!!!
Na joke
pls vote my signature

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