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Would You Have Passed This Test? by HOLU77: 4:05pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
THE WEDDING TEST I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating For over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me, It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less, She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" And the moral of this story is: , Guess what, I was heading for my car where I kept my condoms |
Re: Would You Have Passed This Test? by Emeka72(m): 7:14pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
Oh! And those your mugus out there thought you didn't want to do. I guess it will pain you dat you missed dat show. |
Re: Would You Have Passed This Test? by mitchael: 5:20pm On Jul 02, 2011 |
[color=#000099][/color] you were lucky you didnt do it. i am proud of u |
Re: Would You Have Passed This Test? by Nobody: 6:14am On Jul 13, 2011 |
Oppurtunity makes a thief.lol |
Re: Would You Have Passed This Test? by Ruq: 1:16am On Jul 22, 2011 |
Would Definitely have failed it!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Would You Have Passed This Test? by bright007(f): 6:57am On Jul 23, 2011 |
@poster:ŵĥŷ u too dey copy-copy?henhen |
Re: Would You Have Passed This Test? by dani1luv: 2:33pm On Jun 28, 2012 |
Re: Would You Have Passed This Test? by bunmioguns(m): 2:56pm On Jun 28, 2012 |
WHy u come dey copy copy. . . . . |
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