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|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by Stegomiah(f): 7:43pm On May 09, 2017|
You mentioned it in your masturbation post
Wasn't that difficult to figure out
Relax, it's nothing.... It's just age.. Lol
I know you yoruba.... Where do you school?
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by SirMichael1: 9:23pm On May 09, 2017|
Oh that. Lol, you doing some pretty good detective work over there I must say but no, I'm not Yoruba. I'm from Edo State but my mom understands Yoruba. I'm a 400L student of FUT Minna, did most of my schooling there (Minna) too.
Please tell me you're not 'way' older than I am. Pleeeease
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by Stegomiah(f): 9:29pm On May 09, 2017|
Not way older but older.... Even if it's a year or two
I'm a 400lvl medical student(mbbs) in one of the southwestern universities
Can't mention the name here...
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by SirMichael1: 10:19pm On May 09, 2017|
You don't wanna tell your age right That's not fair.
Medicine. You're really strong o. I can't killed even a chicken. I don't fare well at the sight of blood. Goosebumps, pity for the unfortunate creature reeks me.
How's the course?
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by Stegomiah(f): 2:01am On May 10, 2017|
Stressful, not a surprise though
Although nothing extra-special
When am thru I will only miss the exam thrills... No matter how well you' ve read, one can't say am fully prepared for any exams
Lol, i do joke with them at home too that I don't take life, am to. Save one
In order to avoid killing chicken
And mum will be like but you can eat chicken when it's ready shey
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by SirMichael1: 2:58am On May 10, 2017|
Hehehe. Now that's funny.
It's everywhere o. The engineering course that I'm studying is also tough too. There's this programing course we did in 300L. Oboi was that course tough... Hell yeah! So tough to the point that I had to make a constant revision of the course daily. Since I became quite good at course owing to the fact that I love computers, my colleagues usually meet me for further explanation and so I got confident that the exam would be dope. The day of the examination finally came and on sighting the questions, I got stunned right there and then. I wasn't preparing for this bullshït. He brought out what he never taught and he never gave us clue to read it.
I believe every course in itself is tough and that's why I don't belittle any department.
But I 'kinda' like the school though. Lecturers have no rights to force students to buy handouts, they just give the class rep the handout and ask him to photocopy for the whole class. Then we pay for the photocopied materials (handouts). Most times, the lecturer releases the softcopy of the handouts in form of PDFs, Slides, word doc etc and it's free not like your school (Unizik) I figured it out
You're daunting o. I usually respect female doctors/surgeon. Since ladies are more emotional, I can only imagine the sorrow and sadness in their heart at the sight of a traumatized individual. Can't deal. I really can't deal
My mom had always wanted me to study medicine. Said she wanna have a doctor in our house. Me just tell am say I no fit o, my mind no carry am. Make I no go see a dying man and I go come dey freak out for inside theatre.
Just keep studying hard and the sky is gonna be your starting point.
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by Stegomiah(f): 3:10am On May 10, 2017|
I am emotional but very good at hiding it
Yeah, every course has it's own challenges
You too, you gotta work hard
I always wanna marry a billionaire
Be a billionaire and i will apply.... Lol
Afterall the new france president married his high school teacher
Seven wonders of the world
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by SirMichael1: 3:44am On May 10, 2017|
Aww, that's something o.
Allow me rephrase that word 'His high school teacher married him'
All these childhood fantasies No be only billionaire na Dangote and him company you go marry join then you go leave your cert and be a stay-home mom. While your mates in abroad were fantasizing about a prince on a white horse and wearing a shining amour coming to marry them you were thinking about how a man in plenty plenty money would sweep you off your feet. No! That wasn't what you were wishing/thinking. The billionaire is not not gonna marry you but you him. You'll apply
Can I advice you?
Do not marry a millionaire but marry a millionaire's mindset. When you marry a millionaire, you don't get respected because you never built wealth from the scratch with him. You only came when the money came.
Marry a guy with a billionaire's mindset. Ever heard of the phrase 'behind every successful man there's a woman'? Sure you have. Become that woman. Be an asset to the man. Stay and make wealth together.
Lemme tell you a quick yet short story.
A woman on Facebook wrote on one of Zuckerberg's post that she always tell her daughter to date the nerds in her class so that when the nerd becomes rich and marries her, they'd both be rich. Guess Mark's reply;
Here goes: "Why don't you tell your daughter to become the nerd and work hard to amass wealth instead of waiting for someone else".
This is my shikini opinion o but what do I know. I could be wrong though.
You're gonna do just fine, trust me.
Btw, don't ask me if I have a billionaire's mindset cause I ain't answering that... That's for you to figure out.
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by Stegomiah(f): 7:27am On May 10, 2017|
I like the way you think
So on point
I have read bout that mark's part in the past
As for the last paragraph, i know the answer to that already
It's a new day, duty calls
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by SirMichael1: 12:13pm On May 10, 2017|
Duty? This isn't school work or is it?
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by Stegomiah(f): 10:16pm On May 10, 2017|
Daily school routine ish
How was your day?
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by SirMichael1: 10:31pm On May 10, 2017|
My day was great. I had to start preparing to travel to start my IT.
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by Stegomiah(f): 3:59pm On May 11, 2017|
So, where will you be traveling to?
And where do you have in mind to do your IT?
Find somewhere they will pay you well though
Today, was less stressful compared to yesterday....
Just two lectures... No clinical activities
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by SirMichael1: 7:33pm On May 11, 2017|
Lolxx. Don't tell me you're one of those who believe age isn't a number, besides, I hate phone calls. I kinda have phobia for calls.
I like you because you're fun chatting with and I was hoping I could get your number so it doesn't end here on NL not like I'm gonna date you or something. And it also seemed like the right thing to do.
Or wait! You'd rather I give you my number because you're older. Kinda like you hitting on me
As to my IT, due to 'security' reasons, I can't tell you that here just as you can't tell me your school too. (Mine is for security reasons which is quite different from you reason: You don't want people to find out) But what I can tell is that the place is very far from home. Really far.
So what it gonna be? Should I send my number or you'd send yours??
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by Stegomiah(f): 9:51pm On May 11, 2017|
Lol, i sure do like a challenge
There is a third option though.....
I will think about it
On a more serious note.... I can't access my pm's..... And i can't leave my number online
Maybe i will pm you
Well, for starters i do like chatting with you also....
Can i be your sugar aunty?
Guess am the one with ballz
As pertains your IT.... Am also guessing a place far from home is ideal for you....
I'd love something like that also...
And for it to be that far.... Am guessing it's gonna be worth the while
An experience you quite looking forward to
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by SirMichael1: 10:39pm On May 11, 2017|
Lol. You just killed my vibe.
About the PM, we could work something out. You could type some of your number in an old abandoned thread and mention me there and some here. How about that?
Sugar aunty I'd love that but no, just be my friend
Yippe! You share the same line of thought as I do. I'm really excited and looking forward to it. I really can't wait.
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by IAmSirMichael: 8:07pm On May 13, 2017|
Hey Stegomiah , I just found out why you're probably hesitating on giving me your number which I don't really feel the need to have anymore. You don't really have to part with it alright? I think you're a little bit paranoid about giving your number because of your status as you don't know who's who. Finally found out about your school in a post. Lol. Big girl you are. It was nice knowing you even it was for a brief time. See ya!
And I never got to find out your real name. It's quite bad
Sorry for using my alternate account. I got involved in a fight and a mod banned me for two days
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by Stegomiah(f): 4:51pm On May 14, 2017|
I am preparing for exams..... I just come here to read front page stories and i'm trying to avoid spending much time here
Nl can be addicting
Maybe i am not comfortable giving my number out here....
But i will find a way to reach out to you..
Since i do like you already
Just wanna avoid distractions and focus on my exams for now
Hope you having a great weekend!
Stop digging my posts.... Cos you gonna see dirts
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by Stegomiah(f): 4:53pm On May 14, 2017|
I hope your account stay banned for much longer
And when you do... Make sure you hit your opponent hard
I do that sometimes so the individual can reassess his life
E-fight is sweet
I can imagine
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by SirMichael1: 2:18am On May 17, 2017|
Exams? Your school must be pretty slow if it's still the first semester exam... What semester are you guys in?
Yeah, I totally agree with you about not spending so much time here as this place can very addicting... I can imagine being in your shoes.
You say what? 'Stop digging your post?" You know that isn't gonna work right. Where else can I get to know you faster
BTW, I'm already seeing so many dirt. I saw one where in which you were the highest contributor. The guy with a large manhood. You just couldn't stop commenting, could you? This girl, you af spoil o and don't hide under the guise that you're into medicine
Lol. The other account got banned too because I created a second account. That wasn't exactly how it happened though. I caught mynd(a super mode) going against a rule, I pointed it put to him and asked 'politely' that he bans himself. Guess what instead....
He deleted his comment, deleted my comment and finally banned me for creating multiple account. Talk about being above the rule
E-fight? You have no idea how sweet it is . It becomes sweeter when the other guy's English is bad, he becomes practically at your mercy.
I got banned because I took on a lady, she got infuriated, reported me and I got served. Lol. Those 48hours ban was among my gloomy days I tell you.
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by Stegomiah(f): 3:59am On May 17, 2017|
You will not kill me with laff
That my_nd dude can ban for africa though
And yes, he is above the law
Dude be feeling like NL Anthony joshua
About the manhood thread... Lol
Concerning exams... We don't do semester in medicine... We run postings.... At the end of each posting we write an exam
There are over 12 exams to write in 400 level alone
No be play matter
Missed you here sha, make sure you don't get banned again
Was wondering why you went AWOL
Didn't know your other account was banned too
I imagine you had to watch from behind the scenes
The supermod practically crippled you...lol
Never outshine your master
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by SirMichael1: 8:39am On May 18, 2017|
Oh, I feel so dumb right now. Guess we learn everyday. So how's been preparations or have you guys started already?
Well, I did miss you too. The ban really made me dislike NL, I'm not really interested in this place again jare. It's no more fun as it used to be before my ban
Lawd! Have you been reading the 48 laws of power? Or you've read it before. If you have, be careful though as it has a way of messing with one's head.
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by Stegomiah(f): 11:11am On May 18, 2017|
Woke up not quite long ago.... Watched a series..... I no fit kill masef
48laws of power... Read it more than once sef, lol
You kinda need that book for a zoo like Nigeria
My exams is starting next week
After the exam, don't worry i will pm you my number... Even if i have to open a new account for that
Have a nice day
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by SirMichael1: 9:08pm On May 18, 2017|
Lol. Na so oh. All work and no play definitely makes jack a dull boy. Too much of everything is really bad abeg and some people ehn... They can read the encyclopedia nonstop. Book worms. When you see them constantly reading, you'd start feeling bad and be thinking that you aren't serious.
Na wa oh More than once?? You're kidding right? and you're not an atheist, are you?
The book of the atheist. That's what most American celebs use as their guide in treating people. Bible for the atheist. When I started reading the book, I found out that it was contradicting the Bible, although most things written in it are true and works like a charm but like I said, it doesn't make you think straight again. All you wanna do is act exactly as is written in the book. It parts with ones reasoning.
Although some knowledge aren't needful but no knowledge is a waste.
Lol... I like this one already. You're a keeper. So you'd go extra mile to give me your number That's quite funny oh. I can't wait to have it then
And btw, don't think too much about giving me your number, it will only make you think about me often and lose focus on what's ahead. Exams remember?
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by mcstan01(m): 6:06am On May 20, 2017|
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by SirMichael1: 1:37pm On May 21, 2017|
So Stegomiah you start your exams tomorrow right? I really do wish you success in all your papers.
One more thing*
You just have 2 more years to spend in school so study and come out successfully. Ain't no time to joke around in this zoo(Nigeria)
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by Stegomiah(f): 1:12pm On May 22, 2017|
Exams is on thursday and friday
I'm a lil bit tensed
Yes o, can't wait to leave this zoo
Maybe when you become the king of the zoo, i might return
I rep naija
My country, my country
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by SirMichael1: 9:14pm On May 29, 2017|
My long lost friend. Exams are keeping you tied oh. The leash is too strong right.
I started IT last week Monday. Thought you should know
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by Stegomiah(f): 9:28am On Jun 04, 2017|
Congrats o, make sure you send me your one-tenth
Done with exams already,
i see you have been active and finding trouble up and down
|Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by SirMichael1: 3:40pm On Jun 05, 2017|
One tenth? Are you sure you can manage one-tenth as your bride price, because I feel that it's too small but what do I know... Love knows no bounds
You've started stalking again abi? I hope I didn't give you the impression that I'm a trouble maker. But I love making trouble sha
But sorry o, it's just that some people by default were born stupid, so I try as much as possible to rectify the loosed nuts, but I can only try.
Congrats my dear. So I'll be seeing you more frequently around here it's nice to have you back.
But hey, make sure you join my league o, the league of trouble makers because if you don't attack first, they will.
BTW, where are you from?
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