Ladies with Silly questions sha...anyways me don't ask such wen I'm not a learner...isshhhhhhhhh

Weekend thing!!!
Annoying Questions Females Ask And Suitable Answer!!

Q: Are U a player?
A : Yes I play For Liverpool
*do dey expect U 2 say yes?

Q: why do U want my Pin ??
A: i want to use it to burst balloon.
*wetin dem dey use BB pin do again?

Q: Can U die 4 me?
A: My name is surely not Romeo.
*Let me die for you so you can come to my burial with another guy?

Q: My Bis will soon expire, what am i going to do?
A: return the BB to the seller and get a Nokia 3310
*You no know say dem dey do BIS before you buy am?

Q: if I sleep over hope Nothing funny will happen?
A: No, trust me we would just perform night vigil
*Abeg, I be St Paul?*

Q: Hope U won't break my Heart?
A: if u don't put it at the edge of the table...
*Your heart na Glass cup?

Q: can U take me out?
A: sorry are U in prison
*Make we start new prison break season?

Q: pls will u come and pick me..? like say she be beans
*Come enter Tray make i start.

Q: I think have missed my period..
A: then ask the class captain for the next class!!
*Where you go when the period dey on?

Enjoy ya wknd pals!!!

do you have a gurl friend?
* yes ofcos, and i would luv us to do thr33some


why do u want me?
* for ping pong ofcos! u like horizontal tangling dont u?

I beeped u, y didnt u call back?
* ofcos i did, only in my mind

I'm going out with them gurls, hope u would be gud?
*why wudnt i? i'm ur house help now

who is she?
* my cobbler.....hehehe


I'm i fat?
*common, no dearie, u just happen to have six packs on ur body side.


Do i nag?
* no baiby, you just love singing