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Perfect Answers To Silly Questions by Nobody: 9:48am On Jan 30, 2011
When people see u lying down, wit your eyes closed they still ask:-Are u sleeping?
A: No! I’m training to die

2. Imagine when u take an electronic equipment 2 a technician to get it fixed & he still asks u:-Need it 2 be fixed?
A: No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It ova 4 a ride.

3. When It’s raining & som1 notices u going out, they ask:-Are u going in dis rain?
A: No, in d next one.

4. When you wake up, then comes an asking you: - You Awake?
A: No. I'm sleep walking!

5. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you?
A: At the bus stop!

6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!

7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?
A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.

8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers?
A: No baby! na Carrots.

9. You’re in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking: - Is anyone in there?
A: No! The poo is talking to you!

10. You're on the line to buy tickets @ the cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- what are u doing here?
A: I'm here to pay my school fees!
Re: Perfect Answers To Silly Questions by Digriz(m): 9:59am On Jan 30, 2011
Very funny and i hv experienced d numb 1,2,3.4,9 and d 10th one and i do ask d sem question lol.
Bt i think ths fits beta in d jokes section.
Re: Perfect Answers To Silly Questions by Plutarch: 10:02am On Jan 30, 2011
Op is high on urine if i may say. Funny though
Re: Perfect Answers To Silly Questions by Nobody: 10:15am On Jan 30, 2011
Plutarch:

Op is high on urine if i may say. Funny though

Nasty mean as.s
Re: Perfect Answers To Silly Questions by solihu(m): 2:03pm On Jan 30, 2011
Nice!
Re: Perfect Answers To Silly Questions by okstol: 2:38pm On Jan 30, 2011
True talk and funny as well.
Re: Perfect Answers To Silly Questions by Nobody: 2:43am On Jan 31, 2011
Yeah really funny smiley
Re: Perfect Answers To Silly Questions by naijafrend: 1:23am On Feb 01, 2011
REALITY101:


9. You’re in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking: - Is anyone in there?
A: No! The poo is talking to you!

grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Perfect Answers To Silly Questions by dani1luv: 12:58pm On Feb 01, 2011
undecided
Re: Perfect Answers To Silly Questions by Nobody: 8:45am On Feb 02, 2011
dani1luv:

undecided

To comment ain't by force u know?
Re: Perfect Answers To Silly Questions by dani1luv: 10:42am On Feb 02, 2011
And its also not by force you quote me undecided
Re: Perfect Answers To Silly Questions by Belexy(m): 11:42am On Feb 02, 2011
Lmao! Very funny.
Re: Perfect Answers To Silly Questions by Nobody: 1:38pm On Feb 02, 2011
Lmao , Nice one the last got me laughing out loud
Re: Perfect Answers To Silly Questions by Nobody: 2:35pm On Feb 02, 2011
That's what we call Irony in English.
Re: Perfect Answers To Silly Questions by Nobody: 11:46am On Feb 06, 2011
undecided
Re: Perfect Answers To Silly Questions by MzGreat(f): 7:41am On Feb 07, 2011
D last one got me cracking also
Re: Perfect Answers To Silly Questions by tluv2(f): 1:36pm On Feb 08, 2011
REALITY101:

When people see u lying down, wit your eyes closed they still ask:-Are u sleeping?
A: No! I’m training to die

2. Imagine when u take an electronic equipment 2 a technician to get it fixed & he still asks u:-Need it 2 be fixed?
A: No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It ova 4 a ride.

3. When It’s raining & som1 notices u going out, they ask:-Are u going in dis rain?
A: No, in d next one.

4. When you wake up, then comes an asking you: - You Awake?
A: No. I'm sleep walking!

5. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you?
A: At the bus stop!

6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!

7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?
A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.

8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers?
A: No baby! na Carrots.

9. You’re in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking: - Is anyone in there?
A: No! The poo is talking to you!

10. You're on the line to buy tickets @ the cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- what are u doing here?
A: I'm here to pay my school fees!








lmao @ no10
Re: Perfect Answers To Silly Questions by Elijahjee: 2:37pm On Feb 08, 2011
A tricky way of answering.It made me laugh. It should be in number one place in joke section.
The most I like is, the poo is talking you,

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