U remember dis......
Yoruba Mothers, one of the best when it comes
to child upbringing.Yoruba mothers produce the
best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU,
IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These
slaps will make you think you were
adopted.IGBATI will make u correct your wrong
lesekese!The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess
your sins on the spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU and
IFORUN will make you expose those who
committed the crime with you without
hesitation. ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in
your new pants! Now ABARA is the worst....And
apart from IGBAJU, we have a more advanced
one which is IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive
that one, you'll lose balance and your head will
go to auto-search as you'll be looking for what
hit you. This will make you do all the actions of
the other slaps above at once! OH! IGBAJU
OLOYI...it can reset one to 3D (DEAF, DAFT and
DUMB)God bless our parents for the good
upbringing.