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Lol,,if Animals Are On Facebook by Madawaki01(m): 11:33pm On Oct 29, 2013
If we had animals on facebook,
these are the kind of POST AND COMMENTS
may be reading.
Post sent in from a SHE-GOAT
pls hide my id inform me when you post this.
You guys are doing a great job. I've two big
problems. This morning, as I saw a half a loaf
of bread. I was so much hungry so I had to
eat it finish. My master saw me eating it finish
and hit me, called me a fool goat. He insulted
me and hit me so so much just because of a
bread. I decided to return the bread later on. I
had to pooh pooh on his basement to return
the bread I ate finish. I make sure say I shit
everything. Still he called me a fool goat again
and kept me outside. As I'm typing to you
now now, I'm crying outside. People de thief
goat too much for my area. They fit thief me
go chop. I de fear. I've pleaded with my
master. He refused to forgive me. Please i
need your advises. I want my master to
forgives me. What will I do now? Insultments
are very welcome too.
And my seconded issues is that, all the
relationship I've keep with HEgoats, non
walked out, am so hungry and now a dog is
asking me out.. Should I give am a chance
# COMMENTSfrom fellow animals
# RAT- na wa o... Even Job self never suffer
this kan thing. End time.
# FOWL- chai this She-goat don murder
english oh. You for use pigin write ur post na.
# COW- lemon grass and waterleaf which one
give blood pass? I wan change diet.
# GRASSCUTTER- hehehehe you were hungry,,
after you chop your master bread.. Chop grass
make de hunger disappear.. No give that Dog
chance...that Dog go bite your blokus one day.
# PIG- eeya sorry i feel your two pains but try
read Animal Farm to help this your grammar.
# DOG- just passing, I no wan talk cos I fit bite
# HE-GOAT - that your master de craze. Just
because of bread? My dear take heart. Go to
your fellow She-goats. No mind that yeye dog
wey wan take advantage of you.
# RAM- you're a 'fool goat' na according to
your grammar. Grass don finish for bush?
Nonsense. Bread na goat food?
# SHE-GOAT - @RAM you're very stupid for
Why goat no go chop bread? You still de chop
grass for this internet age? Change.
# FROG- ask google
# HYENA- hahahahahahaha just laughing.
Illiterate goat. You wan carry ur kitten go giv
# FISH- @HYENA is that an advice? why all
hyena for Africa no de get sense at all?
# TIGER- @FISH i was about asking the same
thing. The thing tire me. The Hyena de laugh
like say menopause de hungry am.
#HYENA -hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaha just laughing again. If
e de pain una, FISH and TIGER, then go hug
transformer. Nonsense
# CHICKEN- so how your problem take
concern the egg way I wan lay for here?
# EAGLE- o boy eh! See english made in tokyo
oh! dis ur k-leg grammar don make me forget
where I de fly go.
#HE-GOAT - mmeehhhhh.. heat mood! Black
goats add me.
#DOG - she came for advise forget her
second-hand english and advice her. My dear
you f-up. You suppose bite dat ur master.
# CAT- carry your cross joor. All these goats
way de chop like mumu. Na wetin fit una.
# CORK- @CAT that your comment is
senseless. Why don't you just skip the post. na
by force to comment
#CAT - @CORK since your own make sense na,
why don't you just skip my comment. Dogs de
here. You better disappear!
# ELEPHANT- just passing with my big belle.
# HEN- smh for dis ur english, even d egg way
I don almost lay see ur english run enter back
my belle.


Re: Lol,,if Animals Are On Facebook by ladyshawlecx(f): 11:52am On Oct 30, 2013

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