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Never Force Children To Pray by economia: 9:52pm On Dec 20, 2013
At dinner, a little boy was ordered to lead in prayers...
BOY: But i don't know how to pray
DAD: Just pray for your family
members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc
BOY: "Dear Lord" he started
Thank u for our visitors and
their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream.
Bless them so they wont come
again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, plz send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's
room when daddy is at work AMEN?
Dinner was cancelled.
Re: Never Force Children To Pray by NanaAmofah(m): 1:24pm On Jul 16, 2014
simple
Re: Never Force Children To Pray by Mustapha111888(m): 10:38am On Jul 18, 2014
Haa!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Never Force Children To Pray by dyttt: 11:31am On Jul 18, 2014
grin grin grin
Re: Never Force Children To Pray by IamMe001: 11:55am On Jul 18, 2014
economia: At dinner, a little boy was ordered to lead in prayers...
BOY: But i don't know how to pray
DAD: Just pray for your family
members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc
BOY: "Dear Lord" he started
Thank u for our visitors and
their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream.
Bless them so they wont come
again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, plz send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's
room when daddy is at work AMEN?
Dinner was cancelled.
kinda old but still funny

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