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Never Force Children To Pray by economia: 9:52pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
At dinner, a little boy was ordered to lead in prayers... BOY: But i don't know how to pray DAD: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc BOY: "Dear Lord" he started Thank u for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they wont come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, plz send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work AMEN? Dinner was cancelled. |
Re: Never Force Children To Pray by NanaAmofah(m): 1:24pm On Jul 16, 2014 |
simple |
Re: Never Force Children To Pray by Mustapha111888(m): 10:38am On Jul 18, 2014 |
Haa!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Never Force Children To Pray by dyttt: 11:31am On Jul 18, 2014 |
Re: Never Force Children To Pray by IamMe001: 11:55am On Jul 18, 2014 |
economia: At dinner, a little boy was ordered to lead in prayers...kinda old but still funny |
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