A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as it comes home, it rushes & fvcks all the 153 hens... The farmer is impressed thinking about the eggs the hens would hatch. At lunch, the young energetic rooster again screws all the 153 hens. The farmer got tensed up now. Next day, he finds the rooster bleeping the ducks & the geese and parrot too which scared the hell out of him. Later that day, the farmer finds the rooster lying pale, half-dead & vultures circling overhead. Farmer says "You deserved it, you Hot little bastard! U deserve this "The rooster opens one eye,points up & says "Ssshhh. Let them land, I've never bleeped a vulture in my whole bleeping career".....

Nice one