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Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Flakkydagirl: 8:06pm On Dec 02, 2013
adusco:

leave dt one jor u no fit jawe
dnt forgt our last discussion
tell no one



/holding my head and coughin seriously/
Somebody pls help me o....
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by adusco(m): 8:13pm On Dec 02, 2013
Flakkydagirl:



/holding my head and coughin seriously/
Somebody pls help me o....

Rushes to d refrigerator for ice block and cough syrup.
Sowie my dear.
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Flakkydagirl: 8:13pm On Dec 02, 2013
I think its Kingzpen blood o,
only the next update can prove me wrong.......
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Flakkydagirl: 8:15pm On Dec 02, 2013
adusco:

Rushes to d refrigerator for ice block and cough syrup.
Sowie my dear.


Thank u oga....
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Flakkydagirl: 8:16pm On Dec 02, 2013
KingzPen: Boss... I tuale you Oooo...


TDA?
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 8:16pm On Dec 02, 2013
My blood ke... I guess itz d blood of Jesus...
Flakkydagirl: I think its Kingzpen blood o,
only the next update can prove me wrong.......
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Flakkydagirl: 8:23pm On Dec 02, 2013
Sir,,,,
Kindly update the next episode to convince me....
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 8:27pm On Dec 02, 2013
Am writing at the time... I pray you won't be asleep when it drops...
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by hikmoj(m): 9:04pm On Dec 02, 2013
abeg kingzpen borrow me ur pin mouth charger abeg...
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by adusco(m): 9:07pm On Dec 02, 2013
KingzPen: Hmmmmmmmmmm... Well said Sir and I will try to ammend... My update turned down a lil because I just don't wanna drop crap... I scrutinize my work well before dropping it which I swear is tasking... I read from my brain, picture scenes before writing and editing it... Coupled with some unforseen circumstances... I tender my apologies to every reader who feels same with Obami...
bro some of us are ok,talkin abt consistency,its 100%.its nt easyafterall u re nt bn paid for dis.
Gud job bro

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Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by adusco(m): 9:09pm On Dec 02, 2013
Flakky dearie gud nite.
2mao is anoda day.......
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 9:16pm On Dec 02, 2013
Thankz So Much, Adusco... Thankz for understanding...
adusco:
bro some of us are ok,talkin abt consistency,its 100%.its nt easyafterall u re nt bn paid for dis.
Gud job bro
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 9:16pm On Dec 02, 2013
Thankz So Much, Adusco... Thankz for understanding... God Bless You...
adusco:
bro some of us are ok,talkin abt consistency,its 100%.its nt easyafterall u re nt bn paid for dis.
Gud job bro
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by iamdeja(m): 9:59pm On Dec 02, 2013
Broz u force me 2 comment God bless u jejele waitin 4 d next episode
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by sconp: 10:00pm On Dec 02, 2013
*i jst dey observe*
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Les: 10:21pm On Dec 02, 2013
Make I comment again o.
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Les: 10:22pm On Dec 02, 2013
But seriously me no understanding o, from looking for your cd we your kofo kitty swallow to pregnancy to bank robbery, guy you de teleport ni??
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 11:11pm On Dec 02, 2013
I'm happy you didn't... That's what I intended... Thank God you fell into my trap... Anywayz you will understand if you read again... *smiles*
Les: But seriously me no understanding o, from looking for your cd we your kofo kitty swallow to pregnancy to bank robbery, guy you de teleport ni??
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Tuntheycr7: 1:47am On Dec 03, 2013
Jide called, stretching some money to her. “Go to Clement’s shop, tell him I said he should give you fighting gloves.”

“Bro, you wanna fight? With who?” Kofo nosily asked.

“Get out of here and do as I asked you.” Jide shouted at her.

She rushed out of the house to get fighting gloves and before she returned, Jide had sneaked his fighting mate into his room, but the person happened to be a lady; fighting temptation with the help of a glove, glove with just one opening and wasn't meant for the hand, leg or head, wondered where. Kofo heard them laughing out loud like people watching a comedy movie, from his room.

“Bro Jide! I’m back O.” She shouted at Jide’s door.

Jide came out, already breathing very fast like someone that just alighted from a roller-coaster, then collected the glove from Kofo.

“Don’t come close to this door and if Dare returns, tell him to stay back until I come out. I’m busy in the room.”

Kofo inquisitively asked, “Egbon, ki le n se?” which means, ‘Brother, what are you doing?’

He hissed. “Ask Google.” He said and went into his room.

Not quite long, Kofo heard the results of effective punches from Jide’s room.

“Uhhhmmmm... Yeeeeeeeeah! Yeeeeeeaaaah! That’s it! Hit me! Harder baby! Harder!” A female voice protruding out of Jide’s room.

Kofo tiptoed to Jide’s door to peep through the keyhole, but was disappointed because Jide had blocked it with the key.

“At all at all na him bad pass” Kofo muttered.

She wanted to get the whole details of the fighting competition, so as to download it for their parents. She placed her left ear to the door, eavesdropping their conversation; since she couldn't watch the match live, she chose to listen to the audio commentary.

“This girl, you won’t kill me for my mama. Ooooooouchh! Easy! Hmmmmmm! Yeah! Slooooooowwwwwly.” Jide sounded.

“Ouuuuucccchh! Yes Yes Yes!”

“You’re so sweet girl. In fact when I get to London, I will buy you shoe. Ooooooouch! Yeah! When I get to shoe, I will buy you London.” Jide said.

Kofo chuckled but quickly covered her mouth with her hands.
I laughed as well. Men and their empty promises, Women and their fish-brain not to differentiate a lie and a promise. ‘When I get to London, I will buy you shoe. When I get to shoe, I will buy you London.’ Does that make any sense? Girls, does it? Don’t be fooled, men say lots of gibberish when they are fighting with you, I said to myself as she continued.

There was a dead silence in the room. No voice or sound was heard but still Kofo’s unrelenting ear was gummed to the door like refrigerator magnet. Kofo was shocked and almost fainted when Jide’s door opened suddenly

can't stop laffin abt this episode. ; since she couldn't watch the match live, she chose to listen to the audio commentary poor Kofo grin grin
Good job bro. More data to ya fone
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Tuntheycr7: 2:04am On Dec 03, 2013
You had better come and drop d rest torry kiakia o.
I started around 9PM and am tru reading every single words. Owo meji loke fun Eyan kan.
You are one mudafok.a writer. Lol grin
jah bleessd
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by linpok: 6:07am On Dec 03, 2013
KingzPen: As in? Can you please elaborate?

I meant d person shot o! Hope its not kofo,cos dat'll make d story to lose(if not all) its vibe.
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by D9ty7(m): 6:26am On Dec 03, 2013
Oga u're doing a very great job here. Kip it flowing.
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 6:31am On Dec 03, 2013
Thankz Boss...
D9ty7: Oga u're doing a very great job here. Kip it flowing.
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 7:40am On Dec 03, 2013
EPISODE 44


I paused and thought for some seconds. I looked around but I didn’t set my eyes on Kofo. The customers had crowded over the armed man beating him like a drum. I keenly looked among the crowd but still didn’t see Kofo. I bent down and immediately saw her leg dangling over the helpless armed man. It’s a lie, that can’t be Kofo,I said to myself. I crawled towards the crowd, then I stretched my hand to pinch her dangling leg but she didn’t respond to the pain. I screamed in agony and pulled her out with the whole of my strenght. Sad! Kofo was already dead. Her face was disfigured by the hits she shared with the armed guy when the furious customers vented.

I sat on the floor, placing Kofo on my laps and supporting her neck with my left hand. I wept and screamed in pain. I felt the world was fallen on me, having sent two people to a land of no return.

Like a flash, I rolled Kofo from my laps to the floor, then I stood up, wiped my tears and left the banking hall. My heart became harden like a rock within seconds.

“She don go be that jor. Life dey waka dey go.” I said, as I walked inside the school to take a cab to my department. “Make I go write my test jor. The dead should bury their dead.”

I hurried the driver to step on the gas,so I would meet up with the test. I finally got to my department. I ran to the class only to be welcomed by littered papers, empty chairs and tables. I walked into the class fully, then I looked at the board.

CONGRATULATIONS OLABANJI ADEBANJO FOR SENDING US TO HELL...

That inscription was written with blood on the white board. The blood was dripping from the bottom of each alphabets. It all seemed like I was staring in an horror movie. I ran out of the classroom, speedily to my hall. I was surprised not to have seen a single soul on the way, even in my hall, till I got to my room. I was scared,I thought rapture had taken place. I immediately bolted the door and ran under my blanket, covering my whole body. I was cold and hot at the same time like Ikogosi warm spring. I heard the louvers slam closed by themselves and the wind was howling. Then, I knew there wasn’t a remedy to my death. My heart was pounding, I was sweating copiously with goose bumps as tall as skyscrappers all over my body and gnashing my teeth uncontrollably.

Knock! Knock! Someone was at the door. I was scared to open but I realized that there was no more place to hide,so I decided to open the door. I timidly opened the door and hid behind it. Three individuals walked in galantly, two security men and Folake, Kofo’s friend.

Folake never liked me from the first day we met and I didn’t like her because she was tubby. She wasn’t only fat but short which made her look like an inverted mortar. Folake would cease every opportunity to break my relationship with Kofo.

“That’s him.” She said, pointing at me behind the door. “That’s the boy.”

“What did I do wrong?” I fearfully questioned.

“Shut up.” One of the security men ordered me.

“Move!” The other security man said, ushering me out of my room. “You have killed her abi?”

I looked back to the security man and replied, “Killed who? Who did I kill?”

My shirt was stained with blood, Kofo’s blood. “You will explain better what all this is all about.” He replied, pointing to the blood stains on my shirt.

I transfered my hands on my head as I walked ahead of them. “Ha! Mo gbe! Temi ba mi loni.” Which means, ‘Ha! I’m in trouble. I’m in a big mess today.’

I was happy to have ended the horror movie after seeing human beings to talk to, even though it wasn’t in my favour. We all entered the security van, then zoomed off to the school security office. We arrived in no time and I was immediately ushered to the CSO’s office.

“Oya enter!” One of the security men ordered me into the CSO’s office.

I entered, stood still before the already frowning CSO. “Banji, you again?”

“Sir?” I asked confused.

“You got a girl pregnant. True or false?”

I thought for few seconds. “False.” I replied, knowing fully well Kofo was dead.

He smiled and asked again. “You impregnanted a girl. True or false?”

“False Sir!” I strongly affirmed my response.

“Hey you! Bring the phone with the message.” The CSO said, pointing to Folake.

Folake gave the CSO the phone, he peeked into it and handed it over to me. I looked at it and was shocked. Kofo had used Folake’s number to send the pregnancy alert message. Busted!

“Take him to the guardroom.” The CSO ordered the security men.

I was thrown into the guardroom, which extremely lacked illumination. I placed my head against the door and began to think, then suddenly, someone bit me hard on my neck. I angrily turnaround with a blow landing on the jaw of the unknown vampire. Bayo? It was Bayo. Another fight, that time it was a fight to finish. We started the royal rumble. I never knew Bayo had been toughened by his prolonged stay in the guardroom. He jabbed me with his left hand, I weaved it but wasn’t lucky enough to dodge the right jab. I fell on the floor. He hurriedly came over me, then I threw my hand to slap him but Kofo received it in the physical.

I immediately woke up to see Kofo over me, placing her hand on her right cheek.




TO BE CONTINUED...

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Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by eyezik3(m): 8:08am On Dec 03, 2013
D9ty7: Oga u're doing a very great job here. Kip it flowing.
Kingzpen u are da bomb i told u am@ur back, if i may ask are u writin anoda story except dz one?
PEACE
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 8:10am On Dec 03, 2013
Yes but not on NL...
eyezik3:
Kingzpen u are da bomb i told u am@ur back, if i may ask are u writin anoda story except dz one?
PEACE
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by dammygoody(m): 8:52am On Dec 03, 2013
Ahhhh!so all these while,you were busy dreaming? Omg............

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Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by sconp: 9:14am On Dec 03, 2013
Lol. So na dream.

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Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by bandely(m): 9:25am On Dec 03, 2013
This guy don dey mad oo! grin grin
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Tuntheycr7: 9:25am On Dec 03, 2013
Good mawni Mr Kingzpen, tanx for dropin dis. Am followin u bumba-bumba.
But Kofo don chop enuf slap o. grin
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 9:27am On Dec 03, 2013
LmaoOooo...
bandely: This guy don dey mad oo! grin grin

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Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 9:29am On Dec 03, 2013
Your welcome Sir... She don chop two...
Tuntheycr7: Good mawni Mr Kingzpen, tanx for dropin dis. Am followin u bumba-bumba.
But Kofo don chop enuf slap o. grin

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