I woke up this morning, terrified by the very headline up there. Power Holding Company of Nigeria had just been handed to authority to control daylight. By who, you might ask? The Federal Government of course. Even electricity they cannot afford to provide efficiently. But in this dream, they were already issuing contracts on how to bill Nigerians.

You know how dreams are, almost anything is possible. I first resisted when they came to collect the money but when they cut off my daylight, I was shocked. Imagine 2:00pm to be as dark as midnight and I was at work. They couldn’t even be graceful enough to give electricity.

Thank God it was a dream. I woke up to find out that the situation was still the same. Our daylight was safe and there was no electricity.

Jaga Jaga !!!!

LMAO Oh my God, this really got me cracking. . . Refreshingly Original.
@Poster Thumbs up!!!

@Ben~jay , what are you trying to say ? **hiss**

this joke's a piece of crap

@tufe and Kay$ Two sarcastic piece of shitz, you go about pasting boring, piece of crap, read it before everywhere,
Yet never for once have i seen you Lamers tufe and kay$ post anything interesting here.
Jobless busy bodies.

@Ben~jay , dont ever group me with that guy again , and back to you , Ben you say me i be lamer huh , then you are vietnam police man

ben ben ben

e don tay wey i dey boast, u sef know. i don retire now sha. i just dey watch teh young stars grow. u sef be old man for here, so u know how its done

as for the a55hole above me, e be like say u no know me at all.

this joke need explanation

@ben

see what i am saying?

@Tufe Yeah man i feel you. some of these newbies dey act like pple wey dem brain dey use Tiger battery.

now u are feeling what i am saying

@Joke

Very Nice,but God forbid that dream to be true

NB:Change that mattress you slept on

Na boarding house mattrass im dey use?

Those type with plenty bed bug.

reminds me of that girl with the issue of holes in her breast

i like this!

sounds ORIGINAL

ituen:

reminds me of that girl with the issue of holes in her breast

Ituen abeg this na monday

@kronkykay Hey broda, longest time. Where you dey since ?

*uses stick to flog the @all*

nuttie children una no even fit greet clem?

*pinches their buttocks*

but what if this ma dream come true. abi u guy didnt watch last night news?

Don't blame the dreamers

Too many josephs in the house.

i fear o

i cadunt gree, it cadunt be true!

I fitn't believe when i first seen that posting.

I pray dat dream did not come to reality ooo

@Lexicon
and I pray God answers your prayer

Amen

Yea original piece of joke, what dud it have been if it were true