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The Sad Life Of A Private by Ogaga4Luv(m): 7:43pm On Dec 23, 2008
i only have 1 eye, my hairs a mess, my relatives are nuts, my neighbours na yanch hole, my best friends na toto (cunt), my owners a self-servicer!!, everytime i get really excited i puke, and worst of all, my owner beats me.
Re: The Sad Life Of A Private by krama(m): 7:52pm On Dec 23, 2008
Re: The Sad Life Of A Private by Ogaga4Luv(m): 12:41am On Jan 26, 2009
Pennis don provoke!!,and of which say all the ladies go Run far with their sac grin
Re: The Sad Life Of A Private by Ben13: 9:47am On Jan 26, 2009
this guy did not attend his primaries undecided
Re: The Sad Life Of A Private by steve49ja(m): 9:52am On Jan 26, 2009
Hmmmn
Re: The Sad Life Of A Private by farotika(m): 11:46am On Jan 26, 2009
Ogaga4Luv:

i only have 1 eye, my hairs a mess, my relatives are nuts, my neighbours na yanch hole, my best friends na toto (cunt), my owners a self-servicer!!, everytime i get really excited i puke, and worst of all, my owner beats me.

Oh, what a pity! No worry e go better grin
Re: The Sad Life Of A Private by jamace(m): 11:56am On Jan 26, 2009
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: The Sad Life Of A Private by sylve11: 12:34pm On Jan 26, 2009
jamace:

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

error.
Re: The Sad Life Of A Private by SamMilla1(m): 1:02pm On Jan 26, 2009
another nut case angry
Re: The Sad Life Of A Private by Nautillus(m): 1:20pm On Jan 26, 2009
lol . . . i liked it but i think is will sound better if it goes like . . . .

I only have ONE eye. . .

My hair is ALWAYs in a mess . . .

My relatives are NUTS . . .

My next door neighbor is an ASS Hole. . .

My best friends a Pussy. . . .

and my master is a self-servicer. . . .

grin grin grin grin

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