This thread is for married couples only please..those that have 24 hours un-restricted access to their spouses. This is not for boyfriends/girlfriends who hope to score with their dates in a few days depending on how they 'lay the table'. Most singles would never understand what this is about.

Wives, when you guys are getting 'down' (kids in bed, external doors locked, the mood is right, all naked and ready to GO! etc), please focus on the task at hand and dont bring up un-necessary stuff. Things like

- I hope the kids are going to have good dreams

- Why did you not return my call two days ago

- I forgot to greet the security man at work this morning

- I'm not looking forward to fixing my hair next week.

- what are we having for dinner tomorrow


The examples above are things that can wait. No need to bring them up at the "point of entry'.

In case you dont know this, a MARRIED man's (I mean one who gets some regularly) fuse is very short at this precise moment..and he can easily be turned off..and pissed. You know what I mean. We'll switch off and start watching tv ..then you'll say we're acting like spoilt kids


Please focus on the issue at hand ..which is enjoying yourselves. The whole thing is only going to take less than 10 minutes anyway

Then if you want..and not too tired, you can bring up stuff like which car to drive to work tomorrow ..lol

Again, this is for married couples living together happily only...not some h.o.r.n.y single.

Thank you

But the fact that Mrs. Kokoye is like that doesn't mean Mrs. Ujujoan is nah . . .

_{FTC thinz . . .}

Ujujoan: FTC thinz . . .

define FTC .....

kokoye:

define FTC .....

Would have loved t0 . . . .but I don't want to be banned.

clue pls?

kokoye:

define FTC .....

First to comment

demelza: First to comment

OH...

I'm getting too old for these things....

Uju ...you're a clown as usual..

demelza: First to comment

Traitor

kokoye:

OH...

I'm getting too old for these things....

Uju ...you're a clown as usual..

So just a question . . . What about issues that can't wait till the following day. Can we ask them 'during' the deed knowing that you guys are practically useless afterwards?

Haba Uju?!!!
We can still stroke ur backs now......lol
Not totally useless o....IMO

Ujujoan:



So just a question . . . What about issues that can't wait till the following day. Can we ask them 'during' the deed knowing that you guys are practically useless afterwards?

Examples?

chaircover: Silly women

This should be the time they should be asking for that holiday to Dubai or for an signed blank cheque . . .

That's fine...but dont blame us if afterwards, we claim we were held at gunpoint to make those 'promises'.

^^^^

LOL. I give up.

That's not fair sha o.

"That shall not use your cookie as a bargaining chip."

Tell them oo

chaircover:

LOL I just read this part of your OP

I am sorry for you o!! One day Monkey Go Go Market, E No Go return . . . One day You will be placed on a one year ban!! Then you will be begging her to talk about her security man and shildrens dreams LOOOOOOL

That aint happening. I know how to put it on her

Hehe funny thread!...but op is it only married couples,what about engaged couples as well,it's not fairoo!...but issokay..

chaircover:

Put what on who? I'm sorry for you. You better be a good boy or that ban will be as long as Lagos ibadan expressway

. . .and even the cockroaches in your cupboard will be getting more action than you.

It's getting cold here ..plus she loves red wine. ..it makes her 'happy'.

She's mine so I know what to do....

Ngokafor: Hehe funny thread!...but op is it only married couples,what about engaged couples as well,it's not fairoo!...but issokay..

Engaged couples are not supposed to have (unlimited and unrestricted) access!

Ngokafor: Hehe funny thread!...but op is it only married couples,what about engaged couples as well,it's not fairoo!...but issokay..

All ye fornicators, repent, for the Kingdom of God is at Hand!

Phema:

All ye fornicators, repent, for the Kingdom of God is at Hand!

*quickly covers her mouth*..shhh ayam innocentoo!!...dont cobalize me abeg..

kokoye:

Engaged couples are not supposed to have (unlimited and unrestricted) access!

..but at least some sort of access is allowed albeit restricted and limited..hehe..

Ngokafor:

..but at least some sort of access is allowed albeit restricted and limited..hehe..

well..such guys are always in the mood ..their mood can never be killed.

This thread is about married men who share the bed with their wives every night .....they're not always in the mood.

kokoye:

well..such guys are always in the mood ..their mood can never be killed.
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This thread is about married men who share the bed with their wives every night .....[b]they're not always in the mood.

Tnk u o

I have always wondered, after so many years how can some men still pretend to be in the mood every night .

As I always say " get a hobby"