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Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by Lilchilz(m): 10:06am On Nov 05, 2013

A fat man saw an advertisement
"Lose 5kg in a week". He called & said I would
like to join...
Lady: Ok! Be ready tomorrow at 6am.
Next morning, he gets to the office and he
was taken to a room. He opens the door & finds a hot babe with shoes, underpants &
shirt saying, "If u catch me u can sleep
with me!" & the girl starts running. The
Man starts running but couldn't catch her.
So, during the whole week exercise, he
tried to catch her but couldn't & lost 5kg. He then asks for the 10kg program.
Next morning at 6am, he opens the door &
saw even hotter babe in bikini saying if u
catch me u can sleep wit me. He lost 10kg
that week.
So, he thought this program is awesome! He requested a 25kg program. The lady
said "are you sure? Its really tough!!" "Why
not" said d man.
The Next day at 6am he opens the door
expecting to see a nude babe but finds a
nude MAD MAN saying, "If I catch u, I will sleep with u!!"
That week, the man lost 40kg........!

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Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by tonididdy(m): 10:09am On Nov 05, 2013

and she sha be called ''nahi napepper'' grin

Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by MrAboki: 10:10am On Nov 05, 2013

DONkollione: anytin about keke napep denotes poverty. dis child was born into poverty, but I pray u will know no poverty.

The Manufacturers of Keke Napep are not poor.

Just saying !

Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by Aromas: 10:10am On Nov 05, 2013

danjay22: Dat child wuld turn out 2b either d president of 9ja of Danfo driver.I hv seen vision.

. because the baby was born through the hardship n hustle of his or her mother. Same thought in my mind. May Allah bless the parent n be with the baby. But which name can I give to the baby ooooooooooooooo because the was born inside
KEKE-NAPEP = APEKE if d baby was a girl o grin

But if d baby is boy we can name him BIOONA KEKE RE EKUN

Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by Nobody: 10:11am On Nov 05, 2013

DONkollione: anytin about keke napep denotes poverty. dis child was born into poverty, but I pray u will know no poverty.

Amen oooo

Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by Nobody: 10:12am On Nov 05, 2013

The woman must,ve been.listening to chidinmas keke dike..

Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by iluvweed(m): 10:14am On Nov 05, 2013

Too much AGBO !

Otumokpko tested

Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by CharliParker: 10:16am On Nov 05, 2013

I thank God for the safe delivery. Congratulation madam dont worry ur pass is Over.

Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by Afarozy(f): 10:23am On Nov 05, 2013

Some shld stop talking rubbish. We shld be thanking the LORD Almighty for saving this womans life.

Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by idsuzie(f): 10:26am On Nov 05, 2013

Congrats, i suggest family planning before leaving d birth center.

Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by Nobody: 10:26am On Nov 05, 2013

gbosaa: The woman must,ve been.listening to chidinmas keke dike..

Haha

Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by bigx(m): 10:28am On Nov 05, 2013

And the Baby would be called "keke"

Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by kstyle2(m): 10:33am On Nov 05, 2013

Na new thing? Many nl chicks don born 4 burial ground sef...abeg 4ge ur marra

Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by osmond2009(m): 10:34am On Nov 05, 2013

Jesus wept , na naija we dee no shaking

Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by 1shortblackboy: 10:41am On Nov 05, 2013

sкчscrαρεr™:
Nawao! On behalf of myself and the entire NL crew, i name the child "kekebo" if male and "napelina" if female.

Joke!! (let's laugh a little)
A guy was eating water mellon in the dream. After
finish eating it, he saw a coconut and decided to eat it
too but he didn't see knife to cut it, so he decided to use
his teeth only to receive a slap from his father!
U DON FINISH PILLOW NA MY HEAD U COME DEY BITE!

una don start again this morning ?! grin

Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by naijathings(m): 10:42am On Nov 05, 2013

Lilimax:
Hoping that this will be the her last pregnancy out of wedlock while
thanking God for her safe delivery.

hmmmmmm
you nova know yoruba girls sha.

Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by plusteam: 10:51am On Nov 05, 2013

Thank God for you. Yes u will go back to village to start sometin gud with ur life ad nt just to open ur legs for any guy that cums ur way.

Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by Bimberry88(f): 10:53am On Nov 05, 2013

May God keep her nd her baby

Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by patwilly(m): 11:05am On Nov 05, 2013

Just as NAPEP implies, may this child's destiny be to eradicate poverty in this country. This i pray through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen!
This kind of story brings out tears in my eyes at how poor people really are in Nigeria yet we keep on hearing news about corruption every day in this country. More reason why we should join hands to fight and stamp out corruption irrespective of tribal, religious and ethnic affiliations. Remember that for every N1000 you spend on fried rice, chicken, ice cream etc, there are some who cant find a N100 to buy Garri. Help whenever and wherever you can. Together we can make the world a better place to live in.

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Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by slap1(m): 11:09am On Nov 05, 2013

The child's name should be: Olukekemola.

Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by Nobody: 11:16am On Nov 05, 2013

Afarozy: Some shld stop talking rubbish. We shld be thanking the LORD Almighty for saving this womans life.

Was anyone thanking the devil before?

Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by tobisunday(m): 11:18am On Nov 05, 2013

Dudu_Negro: HappyBirthday!!

May God Bless the baby and mother

[color=#006600][/color]HAPPY BDAY TO ME TOO AM NEW TO NAIRALAND PLS AM I WELCOME

Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by Rexsul: 11:18am On Nov 05, 2013

i think d girls name should be Napep

Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by mspee(f): 11:27am On Nov 05, 2013

The birth of napepola!

Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by Polio: 11:48am On Nov 05, 2013

Cool.
All the best mother and new born

Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by alfredo4u(m): 11:48am On Nov 05, 2013

Picture pls

Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by Nobody: 12:00pm On Nov 05, 2013

He said he loved me but when I told him I was pregnant, he gave me some money to abort the pregnancy

Moral of the story never believe the promises of a man suffering from konji.

Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by Nobody: 1:34pm On Nov 05, 2013

lmao, kekemuyiwa!

Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by adexsimply(m): 1:35pm On Nov 05, 2013

sкчscrαρεr™:
Nawao! On behalf of myself and the entire NL crew, i name the child "kekebo" if male and "napelina" if female.

Joke!! (let's laugh a little)
A guy was eating water mellon in the dream. After
finish eating it, he saw a coconut and decided to eat it
too but he didn't see knife to cut it, so he decided to use
his teeth only to receive a slap from his father!
U DON FINISH PILLOW NA MY HEAD U COME DEY BITE!

Re: Woman Delivers Baby In A Keke Napep by laclass(m): 3:38pm On Nov 05, 2013

sкчscrαρεr™:
Nawao! On behalf of myself and the entire NL crew, i name the child "kekebo" if male and "napelina" if female.

Joke!! (let's laugh a little)
A guy was eating water mellon in the dream. After
finish eating it, he saw a coconut and decided to eat it
too but he didn't see knife to cut it, so he decided to use
his teeth only to receive a slap from his father!
U DON FINISH PILLOW NA MY HEAD U COME DEY BITE!

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