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ABEG WHO FOOLISH PASS 4
DIS
3 MEN?
Yoruba man watering his
farm
under heavy rain
Igbo man see ripe mango on
d
tree,he climed d tree 2
confirm d ripeness, den he
came dwn 2
pick stone to pluk it
Hausa man walking on a bush
path, he saw smtin
dat luks lyk shit, so he bent
down nd tasted it
and said "heey na shit o, tank
God say i no
match am"

toluleke: *A guy takes a girl on a date. She
orders costly champagne, oysters,
lobsters, the most expensive food on
the menu. The guy asks: “Do you eat
like this at your mom’s place?” The
girl replies, “No, my mother doesn’t
plan to sleep with me after the meal.’

kul talk jare...and its d truth

confusions!!!
.
.
1. Can you cry under water?
2. Do fishes ever get thirsty?
3. Why don’t birds fall of trees
when they sleep?
4. Why is it called
building when it is already built?
5. When they say dogs food is
new and improved, who tastes
it?
6. “I Love You” is not a question
then why does it need an
answer?
7. Why does round pizza come in a
square box?
8. Why doesn’t glue
stick to its bottle?
9. If money doesn’t
grow on trees then why do banks
have branches?
They said our stomach grinds
food...who inserted d grinding
machine
If GOD made woman out of
man,why do women give birth 2
male kids again?

There was this robbery in Central
Bank of
Nigeria, the robber shouted to
everyone: "All
don't move, money belongs to the
state, life
belongs to you".
Everyone in the bank laid down
quietly.
=>This is called "Mind Changing
Concept -->
Changing the conventional way of
thinking".
--------------- --------------- ---------
One lady lay on the table
provocatively, the
robber shouted at her "Please be
civilized!
This is a robbery and not a rape!"
=>This is called "Being
Professional --> Focus
only on what you are
trained to do!"
--------------- --------------- ---------
When the robbers got back, the
younger
robber (MBA trained) told the
older robber
(who is only primary school
educated), "Big
bro, let's count how much we
got", the older
robber rebutted and said, "You
very stupid,
so much money, how to
count? Tonight TV will tell us how
much we
robbed from the bank!"
=>This is called "Experience -->
nowadays
experience is more important
than paper
qualifications! "
--------------- --------------- ---------
After the robbers left, the bank
manager told
the bank supervisor to call the
police quickly.
The supervisor says "Wait, wait
wait, let's put
the #5 million we embezzled into
the
amount the robbers robbed".
=>This is called "Swim with the
tide -->
converting an unfavorable
situation to your
advantage!"
--------------- --------------- ---------
The supervisor says "It will be
good if there
is a robbery every month".
=>This is called "Killing Boredom --
>Happiness is most important."
--------------- --------------- ---------
The next day, TV news reported
that #100
million was taken from the bank.
The
robbers counted and counted and
counted,
but they could only count #20
million. The
robbers were very angry and
complained
"We risked our lives and only took
#20
million, the bank manager took
#80 million
with a snap of his fingers. It looks
like it is
better to be educated than to be a
thief!"
=>This is called "Knowledge is
worth as
much as gold !"
BE EDUCATED!

tolu,glue doesn't stick to it's bottle cos since it is usually tightly closed there will be no air to dry the glue and glue needs to be dry before it can stick to anything.
P.S
the yoruba man was the most foolish.

you don't cry underwater because there is nothing to cry about there.

round pizza comes in a square box cos if the box was round and the pizza was round it would be really hard to remove a slice

our stomach doesn't grind food,our teeth does that

lobedeo: our stomach doesn't grind food,our teeth does that

the gizard does that.

I beg, no dey trust little girls o, coz d
way some of them dey play two can
play game, no be small tin.
An 11th year old girl discovered that
hair is growing in private part and
told her mumm but her mum says "
don't worry that area is called
monkey; that is why is growing hair".
So she run to her sister who is 13
years old and told her "see my monkey
is growing hair".
Funny enough her sister replies " you
are now becoming big girl like me, my
own is now eating BANANAS.
When her mother hear this, she
fainted .

toluleke: A mortuary attendant was
receiving bodies when he
saw this body with the
name mike on it with the
longest dickey he has ever
seen he decided to cut it
off and go show his wife,
when he reached home he
called out his wife
"Sweetie come I wanna
show you something"
the wife came and on
spotting the dickey she
screamed "YOU MEAN MIKE
IS DEAD!!!!!!!?

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn!!!