A Tripple Threat Battle
Voting criterias:
Opener-1pt
Closer-1pt
Rhymes/multies-2pt
Personals-3pt
Wordplay-1pt
Flow-2pt
Punchlines-4pt
Metaphors-2pt

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Impeccable

Diss @

Do.pekid samson

A. K. A

Drake ass b*itch! ...lol



Samson...........!


You should know. .

This illy sharp shooter be vexing/

So its best he cowers. .
Or I let

These spinning bazukas's repel him/

For I know its a wacko coming-forth
And in ds battle. . He aint turning-up

Cos when DDT came. . We all saw him 'Head burst on- the- floor'. .


Like he was given a finishing maneuver in wrestling!!!/(Dlokz the dawn. .initials DDT)

And that fact is the reason/

My bars are having this weakling. . Imprisoned/

He an X-lite? I don't believe it/

Cos even his fellow member had him bleeding/

Shows. . You'll only Beat dlokz as a prisoner escaping the prison!!/ (The lockz,lost to a guy called Dlokz)


I'm really drastic with macs/ As I'm blasting the gats/
. . . . . And to spill tha beans infact/

When we niggas buzz in whatsapp groupies about our 'mansions and duplex'


Dopekid shunns us. . By saying
. . . My battery is F L A T!/
(Flat,Mansions,Duplex) geddit?



Hence. . Call me a high baller/ for what I drop give wackos mind trauma/


but when we tell this dude his 'wackness is alarming'. . . . He cries further/


You aint a match for me bros. . Cos

My wackness is a Thing unheard . . . Like goods carried by hawkers!!/ (thing on head)


Dude, you lacketh thy pace sir/


Cos yu see
These crooked slugs might tame ya/

You best rhyme? We laugh. . Its only when you winning a criteria!/


He tryna run when The battle aint finished yet?/

Even the fans are laughing as I'm Pining the nerd/

I Grab, him. . Then I slit his chest/

Give him a rope to commit suicide
. . Cos its even stated in thE bible. . That samson Killed him self!!/



The bloke's lame/ with bars
. . So frail/

I spill his blood. . Leaving my shirt wif no stains/

But

He could claim he tour maps. . Nah. . that's so fake/


Cos anytime we hear D.ope crosses the border ?

. . Its another criminal Smuggling cocaine!/

Diss @

Preshy impeccable Ehihamen

A. K. A

My B.itch!



Ehihamen.........!

You should know. . I bomb a nigga with the typa bin laden killings/

I drop shit with hardened writtens/

but him? He lack skillz. . Really/

I mean. . He was even
too scared to handle the kid with 'The Cash'

. . Ptff. . . . Illmatic Sleakillz!!/


But dude you'll be have me thinking/

That with ur dope bars. . You'll blow old
B O Z O S/

and rate urself high with those no-shows/

but ts nat- real-see. . U duck a nigga . And Fact-is-this . . U 'll claim u smack- bitche*s. . .

Wait

. . .'but since u love to beat a 'puff girl'. . Ts best we call you. . Mojo jojo!!!/

He a newbie in rapping/ He's prolly learning the tactics/

. . Cos how the phuck will this bloke say he'll harm me?/

. . When we all know the only thing he can 'Do to rhyme' is cap it!/


You best be packing/

And
Don't try flipping a stunt/ cos u feel beating me is still a must/ but u wack nigga

. . Cos saying 'u a dope nigga' ?is as Ironical as a mannequin leaving a spot!/


I smeer ur eyes with hot chilli till u blinking alot/

Cos U facing me. . Is like a serf to a master's battle/

Why come up to me. . When hellion left u in battered shackles/

And
Ts safe to say ur battle wif femi was a 'fruitful beating'. . . I mean after he
. . . . pounded u . . . . . with pestles. . . .


He even went straight to dismatle ur 'adams apple'!!/


Ok check it. .

Against erriga he rapped in pidgin/

But erigga still scarred this weakling/

So when I pull-the gats. . I choose to-be -frank. .. This bros aint good-in-spars

Cos
Like 'infants who lost their moms at childbirth'. . Dude you lack 'the weaning'/

Pause. .. I said

Like 'infants who lost their moms at childbirth'. . Dude you lack 'the winning'!!/

I viewed ur photos. . . Ur trousers looked baggy jeans/

Aint ur size. . Even though u sagging it/

Grow up son, I know u broke cos anytime people see you. . They say

He just a 'Poor Kit' . . . And he aint getting rich even if we rumple cash in him!/ (pocket)


I'm adding to his plight/

For he might say he shinning on me in this fight/

But stop this shii 'Ebony queen'
Cos
This 'bit*ch is so black'. . Even at '12noon'
. . . . H*orny . . niggas call him 'lady of The Night'!


Come close. . To me. .and get infected with ah virus/

You rapping soft. . You don't posess the venom like scorpoins and pythons/

I order you to bow cos
I'm above you nigga. . You don't 'minst words with this lunatic'

. . Only if you working with the assylum!/

Dopey?

See I won't stress to punch U hard....I ll onLY SMACK U B.ITCH,one word from me can destroy all d bars D WACK FOOL BRINGS/D FACT,TRUTH IS he's jst a kid dropping old s.hit....and I only apply force IN LARGE,'NEW TINS'.....(Newtons)

Never WILL HE GET H.OES,SEE he's gay,he has gotten more balls in d net than THE REAL CRESPO DID/he's a frail-gay-kid never was THE IMP MEANT TO BE a-straight-gee....I swear,he's jst a weird mc....I mean a B.ITCH IN MEN'S CLOTHING

HE BRINGS LIGHT AND HOLLOW SCHEMES,Philrated showed us wen HIS STING SMITE DA HOMO QUICK/and then Akinola knocked him out in d first round,with sword IN HIS LIFE AND SOUL,SO WE jst watched him die in D RING LIKE APPOLLO CREED

Bro,the WACK TINS ONE FINDS IN YA BARS shows U LACK SKILLS OF WRITING HARD VERSE/see I HACK THE BROS LIFE WIT MAH AXE...I swear I m a 'judge' in dis brawl,SAMSON JUST DIED IN MAH VERSE....(His name iz samson,samson died in d book of judges)

David nko?...

he FITS IN D LEAST,hw can he stand me?wen I dey break him LIL,TIMID LIMBS wit hard metaphors and ILL SIMILEs/I swear,nobody understands wen HE SPITS HIS ISH...for real,Lunatics are known to SPEAK GIBBERISH

YOUR DEATH,MAH BROTHER,DIS DAY was caused by SOME METHS DAH ALTER PEEPS' FATE/U re a DUMB VET THAT UTTER,SPIT LAME see I m like ur spell checker,Wipe U off d face of d earth and CORRECT ANOTHER MISTAKE

Twice,Eric GREET AM WITH GATS,TILL DAVE RUN,then Mikuz made Dave BLEED BADLY AS HE SPRAYED GUNS/while Jae buried HIS PARTS IN SANDY,CLAY SOIL...dese must ave decayed his bones cos his punches so feeble,it can't even BEAT MAH IMAGINATION!!!

Now he's LOST IN D DUEL...BROUGHT FEW GUNs .....My punch,meths,and line 'are mazes' CAUSING HIM TRUE CONFUSION/just b4 I see how a COFFIN WILL LOOK ON YOU SON, I d cripple you so bad you won't be JUMPING INTO CONCLUSION

BOmaye , Bomaye

Lunatic?

Quit Thinking-about-the-future cos swiftly-im-gonna-Shoot-ya .. to your past, real fast, with no damn bazuka
/

when ah . . . alter the flow of time, Hiro Nakamura!!!/

so Eric Arthur was like Spike? ..cos Damn! he bullied this cat/
He simply proved to us how ... You aint shii brah/
Stupid gay,see you on guys like Lui V Bags!!/

still you walking around thinkin dah you is the man/
who gon call you 'ace'? your Life aint even worth 250grand!!/
[ace of spades]

buh i dont need to prove that i'm the real shii/
just ask around in rap groups dem know me but dem no sabi 'rhyme' like ill bliss/

we saw how Drulz raped you and impeccable, made yall Hoez Feel Opressed/
i mean . . . Fvck a BJ! He had his Macs Blowing your heads/

Left Holes in your chest/
till he said to me ''Bro do the Rest/
So you know Im the 'Next to Kick Asss' . . . Chloe Moretz!!/
[chloe moretz - hitgurl, she was kick asss' partner]

im here to murder! Yall know my rhymes are ill/
and Em vets? some envy,some admire my skill/

ah.. spit da barz dah kill/ gat the license ta thrill/
. . .So im taking 'shots at david' Cos Im A Soldier Ordered To 'Fire At Will'!!!/ [david rhymelunatic williams]

so Its certain He going down and That's because /
Dopey gat more Hard Kicks Than A Ni-ke shop /

so ima torture, disgrace and Smite the bros /
watch d Guy give up/
cos i'll Bring him 'max pain too' . . . I Swear! you no go Like 'The Fall'!!!/
[Max Payne 2 ; the fall ]

yo! PRESHY?
I Fvcking Beat this Nigga Twice?/
ima do it for d 3rd time just so you can realize/ dah its a record u cant break in ya life/

and while the hot chicks dey beg to be my Wife/
dem no dey ever reach ya side/
I Swear! you no fit see pussay like The 3 Blind Mice!!!/
shiiitt!

See, its as sweet as magarita/
when i pull tha, tha trigger/

buh im here with a baseball bat to smash tha nigga/
cos I heard he Loves Throwing balls at niggas

i mean he loves 'throwing balls' .. I guess The Fagg Na 'Pitcher'!!/
[na pitcher dey throw ball for baseball]

so Master Splinter,
Whether you Like it or not /
You cant try me cos bros/
i'll fvck around and leave a knife in your balls/

and u aint gat no choice, nigga i'l be your 'boss'/
Drive you wia go face 'challenge' like that I.B Bus Stop!!!/
[challenge is a bustop in ibadan]

see i'l murk ur entire fam except ur momma, and nigga that's cos/ . . we finna bang bang bang! Till the night comes/

See ma long dick, i'l tell yo mama to put her asss on /
. . . So Fvck 'cpu' shii! We gon fck till 'mother bored' on my 'lap top'/

i know he gat big dreams , he be like 'its the SKY IM GUNNING FOR' /
So If He 'Shooting Stars', i'l Knock him down.
Till the Top to him Becomes AN IRONY YALL/

[shooting stars in naija league are at d bottom of d table]