I'll start off:

Yo mama so stupid she asked "Whats the number for 999"

yo momma's teeth so yellow, wen ever she smiles traffic slows down!!
loooool

yo mama so stupid, she thought she could buy 2 50cent CD's for a dollar

yo mama is so old, she sat behind moses in high school

Yo mamma stupid she gave birth to you

yo momma head is so big it shows up on the radar

Aussieja:

Yo mamma stupid she gave birth to you

Your sister is so ugly she reminds me of your mom

Yo momma is so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project

You Mommy so hairy she's got afros on her nipples

yo momma is so stupid when I asked her to purchase me a Color TV she asked me, 'Which color?'

@ dreeldee


Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

worst thread ever. Curse my mother? am out!

How abt "yo papa" joke?

yo momma's so FAT she irons her clothes on the driveway

@SeanT21
yo momma is so old when she gave birth, You came out with Dentures

yo momma is so fat she could be the 8th continent

lol

na america pple full here o.

for africa here we no dey abuse pple dem parents not to talk of the golden one which is our mother.

but una evetually make me laugh sha!

@SeatT21

Yo Mama is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go

Yo Mama is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her

Yo momma is so stupid, she thought Times Square was a math problem

Yo mamma's so stupid, she shagged a muppet!

Yo mamma's so ghetto, she follows daddy showkey around!!

Gonorrhea:

Yo mamma's so stupid, she shagged a muppet!

Yo mamma's so ghetto, she follows daddy showkey around!!

LMAO i like that

UNA NO DEY HEAR CAUTION ABI?

chamotex:

LMAO i like that

u gotta luv it, always one and only!now shut it becoz u know!

Yo mama so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry!


Yo momma is so ugly Obj is her handsome prince

Yo momma is so thick, she doesnt know the alphabets

Yo momma plays soccer bare-footed in the winter!!

Your mama so ugly she makes Onions cry.

Guyz, Saying Moma jokes doesnt mean we're refering to ur moma. its just to av a good laugh, guess since it might get some peeps pissed, i'll just use *****

Yo ***** is so fat, when God said let there be light, she moved away.

Yo ***** is so dumb, she got run over by a parked car.

Yo ***** is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo ***** is so fat, when she went to class, she sat next to everybody.

Yo ***** is so ugly, when she wobbles down the street in september, folks say, "Damn it, can't believe it's halloween again"

Yo ***** is so ugly, when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'No Professional'.

Yo ***** is so ugly, they put her in the dough mixture to make monster cookies.

Yo ***** is so ugly, your daddy takes her to work each day so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mamma so dumb, she came here and posted jokes about herself.

yo mama is so ugly, even a vulture refused to date her.

lol