Obasanjo:- Once three friends were passing through a field when they saw a rabbit running across the field. One of them was blind, another was dumb, and the third was lame. it was the blind man who first saw the rabbit, and the dumb man cried out 'Catch it_catch it' and the lame one ran after the rabbit and caught it. When they brought it home they found out that it was not a rabbit after all, it was only a frog, and so they put it safely into their box so that they could use it to learn riding."

Babangida:- Once i saw, on my way back from school, two birds flying with their backs turn to the ground, looking @ d moon, and when they sang, honey flowed out of their mouth. i collected it in my geography note book and drank it up, all the way home."

Yar'adua:- The other day our cow was missing and Mother was very much worried. Then there was a big thunderstorm and a flood of water starter coming down into our rooms through the ceiling. All of us were surprised. We did not know why the roof was leaking. So our Grandfather went up and saw our cow, standing on the roof, eating away the tiles!! she had already finished all the tiles above our bedroom! Grandfather brought the cow through the drain pipe and we made the cow sleep in our bed, and we all slept comfortably in the cow-shed that day."

y u dey ressurect all dis fun lackin stipid jokes

All three lie cause all three are damn fugly

like u?

not really

cant u read road signs?

@ Lola
Yeah,Help me out

am sory i dnt help strangers

Little wonder they are all politicians Liars

How do you mean?

Now I believe in, "Dont give up, your miracle is on the way"

haleluja

concubine beat mother

For where?

wetin bend ur mouth