Nah, if i was god, Am gonna burn your goddamn ass with nukes for speaking evil of things you dont understand, thats what am gonna do, clear your goodforsaken history from planet earth ...

"But these, as natural brute beasts, made to be taken and destroyed, speak evil of the things that they understand not; and shall utterly perish in their own corruption;" (2 Peter 2:12).

I would hold u responsible for the sins of your progenitors.

I would burn you in an eternal fire for the sin I made sure u inherited.

I would kill my son/myself in order for me to forgive said sin.

I would come down to fight mere mortals, but retreat because they used iron chariots

I would make a donkey talk

I would write a story book, ridiculous as is, just to troll

I would send bears to kill children for calling a bald man........bald

I would decree that anyone caught wearing clothing made of more than 2 different types of fabric should be stoned to death

...... I would then roast them forever when they reach my spiritual abode

While I make the (mostly brainless) cowards that chose the right religion, sing

Yes, they'd be singing while they watch me put some hot irons on babies, among other things.....

And fairly importantly, I won't give anyone any clear signs as to what the right religion

It adds to the suspense

I would love the smell of burning flesh. Nothing would smell better.

wiegraf: While I make the (mostly brainless) cowards that chose the right religion, sing

Yes, they'd be singing while they watch me put some hot irons on babies, among other things.....

Why mock such actions. . . . have you forgotten such is not intrinsically wrong, and is only subjective . . . ?

i will make sure some deluded race pray and pray and pray and pray and pray, speak in tongues, in teeth, in throat, roll on d floor, fast and fast and fast and fast and fast...*sighs*..dont forget i'm omnipotent, but i'l test their faith with all sorta bad tinz....then answer them after 5014yrs.....aint i fair enuf??

DK Jaleel: i will make sure some deluded race pray and pray and pray and pray and pray, speak in tongues, in teeth, in throat, roll on d floor, fast and fast and fast and fast and fast...*sighs*..dont forget i'm omnipotent, but i'l test their faith with all sorta bad tinz....then answer them after 5014yrs.....aint i fair enuf??

you are most benevolent sire!

I would kill a guy for spilling his s.em.en on the ground.

I would dislike people with flat noses.

I would kill the child resulting from an adulterous relationship in order to discourage the act.

I would think that humans can build a tower reaching heaven.

kill the first borns of all the people I hate, including their animals

I would give the lands of my other children to my favorite people and have them killed

i would keep looking at your rebellion and your insult,, hoping you will come back to him before time runs out

I would take all form of ridicule and even die for you

i would give you rain and sun and even allow you to sleep and wake up without regarding your rebellion

Ajibam: i would give you rain and sun and even allow you to sleep and wake up without regarding your rebellion

And give those who believe in me floods, thunders, rainstorms to test their faith and trust in me.

Ajibam: I would take all form of ridicule and even die for you

sure, cos u know u've made a mistake..a humiliating one for that matter...

idnoble135: Sorry, you are not God.

he is something better...a human being.

Ajibam: I would take all form of ridicule and even die for you

if you were God, you would die?....



















































Oh wait....

i would create plants before creating the sun...because, fu.c.k logic!

i would create the world in 6 days but build a few mansions in 2000+ years....and counting

I would create homosexuals and tell them not to do it.