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| Re: If I Were God. by wiegraf: 2:54pm On Nov 25, 2013 |
I wouldn't tell people to boil their water. Nothing wrong with drinking dirty untreated water. Just don't annoy the spirits |
| Re: If I Were God. by wiegraf: 2:56pm On Nov 25, 2013 |
I'd tell them to stone to death anyone that ate swine or shellfish though. That $hit is nasty |
| Re: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:23pm On Nov 25, 2013 |
I would speak through self-appointed messengers. |
| Re: If I Were God. by Lionpikin(m): 4:51pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
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| Re: If I Were God. by MrTroll(m): 11:44am On Nov 29, 2013 |
I would create a thousand thousand galaxies and star systems and put my special special top of the list creation in one tiny planet somewhere in an obscure part of the universe. |
| Re: If I Were God. by nnofaith: 1:02pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
i would love bbq (made with humans) |
| Re: If I Were God. by nnofaith: 1:12pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
I would be blatantly partial by having a convenant with only one race! |
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