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Rapture And The Left-behind Blackman: A Tale Of 2 Two Different Realities by plaetton: 7:10pm On Nov 21, 2013
Lol!
As the pic below suggests, the rapture is more like Jesus Coming back to Earth with a big vacuum cleaner to suck out the not-too-useful from our beautiful planet.

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Re: Rapture And The Left-behind Blackman: A Tale Of 2 Two Different Realities by plaetton: 7:12pm On Nov 21, 2013
Or,
Alien spaceships beaming out stardust from the depths of the Earth.
lol

I think it might be called " IQ Cleansing".

Re: Rapture And The Left-behind Blackman: A Tale Of 2 Two Different Realities by Nobody: 7:13pm On Nov 21, 2013
Lmao @ first pic. grin grin
Re: Rapture And The Left-behind Blackman: A Tale Of 2 Two Different Realities by plaetton: 7:17pm On Nov 21, 2013
Oh well, a picture says a thousand words.

As our one and only loquacious Deepsight(now resident in another galaxy , along with the famously extinct dodo birds) would say,

Focus on the images and see what truths might be discerned regarding inherent theistic truths.

Re: Rapture And The Left-behind Blackman: A Tale Of 2 Two Different Realities by Joshthefirst(m): 7:25pm On Nov 21, 2013
When rapture happens, I hope you won't blame aliens. shocked
You're a man of faith after all.
grin
Re: Rapture And The Left-behind Blackman: A Tale Of 2 Two Different Realities by Toktee(m): 7:26pm On Nov 21, 2013
Many people think rapture is a joke,,many girls out there are busy with ashewo work,they called it fun,they are every where even in the church.
Many guys are busy chasing after old ladies in the name of sugar mummy instead of getting married,many pastors are busy using occultic powers to do healing,salvation has been relagated.rapure real.
Re: Rapture And The Left-behind Blackman: A Tale Of 2 Two Different Realities by plaetton: 7:34pm On Nov 21, 2013
Toktee: Many people think rapture is a joke,,many girls out there are busy with ashewo work,they called it fun,they are every where even in the church.
Many guys are busy chasing after old ladies in the name of sugar mummy instead of getting married,many pastors are busy using occultic powers to do healing,salvation has been relagated.rapure real.

I know what you mean buddy. wink

Imagine, US, Russia, European Union, Brazil, China, and even India are rushing to the Mars.
What are they looking for?
Don't they know that we are all supposed to remain here until Jesus comes to do his Vacuuming job?
Haba.!
Re: Rapture And The Left-behind Blackman: A Tale Of 2 Two Different Realities by Nobody: 7:39pm On Nov 21, 2013
Joshthefirst: When rapture happens, I hope you won't blame aliens. shocked
You're a man of faith after all.
grin
But Jesus is an alien. And Yahweh too.

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Re: Rapture And The Left-behind Blackman: A Tale Of 2 Two Different Realities by Mynd44: 7:39pm On Nov 21, 2013
Hmmm.
Re: Rapture And The Left-behind Blackman: A Tale Of 2 Two Different Realities by druid06(m): 8:08pm On Nov 21, 2013
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Re: Rapture And The Left-behind Blackman: A Tale Of 2 Two Different Realities by Nobody: 8:37pm On Nov 21, 2013
@first pic,that's one hell of a rapture.
Re: Rapture And The Left-behind Blackman: A Tale Of 2 Two Different Realities by plaetton: 6:19pm On Nov 24, 2013
Blacks should be weary of the so-called rapture.
You might very well be raptured to a new slave colony, and then, it's deja Vu all over again. undecided
Re: Rapture And The Left-behind Blackman: A Tale Of 2 Two Different Realities by oladistinct(m): 11:59pm On Nov 24, 2013
plaetton: Blacks should be weary of the so-called rapture.
You might very well be raptured to a new slave colony, and then, it's deja Vu all over again. undecided
lwkmd

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