dabrake: I was in church and it was time for offering. I reached for my wallet to get some money out of it and then 2 RUFF RIDERS condom fell off the wallet.
I have never been so embarrassed before.

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mysticgal: This sunday i went to buy newspaper for my dad early this year though,i have finished buying the thing oh when this okada man just wizzed by,kpraaa was all i felt,my suit skirt tore and fell on the road,oh just me,pant and road,i felt like like fainting,it was really embarrassing

nutarious: The day my BF went limp when we are suppose to Have the Most sweetest Sex. The P. Just won't agree to cajouling.it was an embarrassing Moment for me and Him, we just kept Quite and slept like that.

striker9: My only embarrassing moment this year was when I was in a bus,I was very tired and was dozing off.The driver stepped on the break pedal and I hit my head pretty hard on the dash board.The other passengers were like,eyah!sorry bros oooooo.The girl beside me couldn't stop laughing and I couldn't wait to alight from the bus.

Joavid: I got drunk last month,and that was the first time I took whiskey or real alocohol,at a friends house party.
I just kept staggering,falling,saying all sorts,infact I was wild!

I woke up the next monrning and everyone kept talking about it,they be like "jo took one glass and a half and she went nuts,she begin speak phonetics,dey rap
"I didn't even know I vomitted on the bed I slept.
I was embarrassed.

Prowizy2: I can only remember wen I took my Ex GF 2 mr biggs, she was drinking d bottle water wit force & in d midst of so many people d bottle was making a kracky noise, some gals were even staring at us.. I told her 2 stp she didn't, She was doin it on purpose, asking me "baby are u ashamed of me". Embarrassing

chess guru: My most embarrassing moment...
Hmmmm well you see I bought one chinos trouser from mile one market in ph, and two weeks letter, I was rocking it to sunday service.
The trouser was kinda tight, but I didn't really send.
On getting down from the bus, I tried crossing the road. when I got to the middle of the road, and I had to climb over the divider so as to crossover to the other side.
Oh men, as I carry one leg up to climb the divider, nahh him I hear PRAAA! Coming from d bottom part of my trouser
I J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ stood untop of the divider in the center of the road while my brain rebooted.
Finally crossed over and went behind a car for some "damage assessment"
Men it was bad!
The thing tore from front through under to the back!
To make matters worse, I wore a very bright yellow boxers But I stubborn, I J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ had 2Attend church ni, so I flew the shirt, and folded my sleeves, then entered a cab going along the way. My thinking was that I would J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ sit down from beginning till end of service.
As I sat in d front sit, placing my hands over my lap, I J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ took another peak @ my situation.
Oh men it was worse!! Plus the yellow boxers, it was like I had put a billboard with speaker shouting "loo'k at me loo'k at me".
After the cab droped everyone @ d bus stop, I J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ told d man 2 take me home, and I will pay him for the drop.
A distance that bus would have taken 200 bucks, I ended up paying 1000 for the drop

chess guru: My most embarrassing moment...
Hmmmm well you see I bought one chinos trouser from mile one market in ph, and two weeks letter, I was rocking it to sunday service.
The trouser was kinda tight, but I didn't really send.
On getting down from the bus, I tried crossing the road. when I got to the middle of the road, and I had to climb over the divider so as to crossover to the other side.
Oh men, as I carry one leg up to climb the divider, nahh him I hear PRAAA! Coming from d bottom part of my trouser
I J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ stood untop of the divider in the center of the road while my brain rebooted.
Finally crossed over and went behind a car for some "damage assessment"
Men it was bad!
The thing tore from front through under to the back!
To make matters worse, I wore a very bright yellow boxers But I stubborn, I J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ had 2Attend church ni, so I flew the shirt, and folded my sleeves, then entered a cab going along the way. My thinking was that I would J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ sit down from beginning till end of service.
As I sat in d front sit, placing my hands over my lap, I J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ took another peak @ my situation.
Oh men it was worse!! Plus the yellow boxers, it was like I had put a billboard with speaker shouting "loo'k at me loo'k at me".
After the cab droped everyone @ d bus stop, I J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ told d man 2 take me home, and I will pay him for the drop.
A distance that bus would have taken 200 bucks, I ended up paying 1000 for the drop

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mysticgal: This sunday i went to buy newspaper for my dad early this year though,i have finished buying the thing oh when this okada man just wizzed by,kpraaa was all i felt,my suit skirt tore and fell on the road,oh just me,pant and road,i felt like like fainting,it was really embarrassing

JuicyGee: I'm not sure i had any dis year. Buh de most embarrassing moment in my life was wen i was still in sec skull (ss2). I was on my way 2 skull dat morning, i stood at a junction waiting 4 de road 2 be free so i can cross, as i was about to cross my skirt zip jus opened nd my skirt fell to de ground! Jesus Christ, i felt lyk fainting/disappearing. God! I jus jejely drag my skirt back up, my zipper was already bad, my houx was so far 4rm whr i was, so i jus held my skirt with one hand till i got 2 school, den begged de principal to give me anoda skirt. Pheww!

Pre10000: mine ws wen mum shouted at me in a bus..felt like d ground shud open for me to enter...d conductor n passengers were lookin at me...

Amefrica: Just yesterday I was with a chic and I made a fake phone call to make her trip..

I was like "Hello have you seen the 20K I sent? Please manage it...... I will" then my phone rang.. I quickly corrected but I think she caught me, cuz she looked me one kind..

Amefrica: Just yesterday I was with a chic and I made a fake phone call to make her trip..

I was like "Hello have you seen the 20K I sent? Please manage it...... I will" then my phone rang.. I quickly corrected but I think she caught me, cuz she looked me one kind..

davide470: Well, Mine happened recently. A female friend came to visit me, and she wanted to charge her phone cos it was down, but I refused to switch on the gen as I planned to use d fuel for 'Arrow Season 2' @ night. She didn't say anything but asked if I had any female neighbors. I said Yes.
I was totally embarrassed upon her exit when she started saying in a semi-loud voice " Its not my fault na, sorry na.. It's your *thing* dt refused to stand up na, let's go and try it again na.. I was speechless.

Would pay her back soon.

adexsimply:
trying to envision this

Oludrex: At mama Osewa canteen, the queue was kind of long n it was gettin frustratin alreadin.. From nowhere this silly girl in pencil jeans came in, ignored the queue ,went straight to the woman sellin the food. I cudnt believe my eyes. I'm sure everybody on the queue was pissed. Before anyone cud say anything.. We hear the thin voice in yoruba ..* I want to buy 4 wraps of amala, with vegetable and Cow P.enis.
The man behind was like... Cheii, Okowumi.. U ate that thing all through the nyt and here u are askin for it again.. Get yourself on the queue before I lose my temper..

JustifiedChild: This year is coming to an end. In a matter of days we will enter December and before we know it 2013 will be history.
So I'll like us to just share our experiences. Just for fun. What is the most embarrassing moment you have had this year?
I'll start by sharing mine. I was going for a wedding with three of my girlfriends. We chartered a taxi to the event. On our way we were stuck in traffic and this hawker on the road came to our taxi and was displaying his wares. One of my friends who was sitting in front wanted to buy what he was selling and I think she later dismissed him because he wouldn't cut down the price. So he started shouting and was saying things like "where una dress go? You wan go your boyfriend house ba? Them go knacck una tire.. Una no go fit waka. See these girls, them go just dey knacck una!" He went on like this for about 5mins saying all kinds of dirty things very loudly.
People in other cars and buses were now craning their necks to look at us. I wanted to die! Mind you we were decently dressed o so I don't know why this crazy guy said all that nonsense. It was very embarrassing!!! We just locked up and pretended like he wasn't there.

LesbianBoy:
OP even though you may not want to admit it, but i think you girls either wore skimpy dresses or very tight dresses for him to have said that. I say this because i have witnessed something like that before and thats how the girls were dressed!(skimpily or wore very tight clothes). I remember one like that which i witnessed. I was waiting for my friend at a busstop when this lady who was standing next to me stopped an okada man. After much 'prizing' I don't know the amount which she 'prized' it down to that made the okada man tell her angrily ''You for talk say make i carry you for free na mumu....Mstcheeew''. Then the lady responded ''dey go jor useless man''. Then the okada man responded again this time very loud ''See as she be, you wan go collect prick(diccck) abi? Go make them fuccck you, spoil your toto(vagginna) bla bla bla''. I pitied the girl sha because people around who heard what the okada man said were all staring at her!