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Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by ebamma(m): 8:48am On Nov 28, 2013
There are some streets were their names were the funny me sha, here in calabar we have
Edibe-Edibe which in efik means hide-hide
Edim otop=rain shots
ikot ekpo=forest of ghosts
ekpo abasi=God's ghost
essien street=outside street
afokang street=you denied street
assim ita street=if u reach ita street
will add others when i remember, abeg make una follow add una own

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Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by Drniyi4u(m): 9:01am On Nov 28, 2013
"Alhaji Yussuf Omo-Alhaja SRTEET".......I can't just stop laughing whenever I see it, "SRTEET" instead of "STREET"

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Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by illicit(m): 1:05pm On Nov 28, 2013
eiyenkorin street = a bird is singing street in ilorin
adigboluja street = roughly means tag wrestlers street, its around berger lagos

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Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by ebamma(m): 5:14pm On Nov 28, 2013
illicit: eiyenkorin street = a bird is singing street in ilorin
adigboluja street = roughly means tag wrestlers street, its around berger lagos
lol at tag wrestlers street
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Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by Nobody: 7:36pm On Nov 28, 2013
Ajanlekoko str
ebinpejo str

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Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by rubii09: 12:56pm On Nov 30, 2013
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Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by martronilla: 12:56pm On Nov 30, 2013
*Oluwaseun Osewa Baba Nairaland Street
*Alanta Avenue
*Oti Fo Pata Close
*Konji Road

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Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by Afritop(m): 12:57pm On Nov 30, 2013
Alakuko- Chicken Republic

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Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by eluquenson(m): 12:57pm On Nov 30, 2013
Mutairu onigbanjo = Mutairu okrika seller grin

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Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by Jelo4kul(m): 12:58pm On Nov 30, 2013
You don loss street
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by ceeceeco: 1:00pm On Nov 30, 2013
Ikworkirikwor street

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Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by Nobody: 1:00pm On Nov 30, 2013
Isi-mma

oloye
oji nut eme'ogor 1 of tinker

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Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by opmoore(m): 1:00pm On Nov 30, 2013
AGBOTIKUYO-----Hear and be Happy to the sound of Death....Crazy I say.

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Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by DrABCD: 1:00pm On Nov 30, 2013
apc

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Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by Nobody: 1:01pm On Nov 30, 2013
0gun0Loko street means---juju wey dey use car street............ cheesy
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by FKO1(m): 1:02pm On Nov 30, 2013
SAN WARRI
UDUMEVWARA
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by OkikiOluwa1(m): 1:03pm On Nov 30, 2013
In Jos, Plateau State, there are:
* Angwan Rogo: Cassava Area
* British American Junction: Where Brits & Americans live
* Dogon Dutse: Tall Dutse
Last Bullet:

In a state in the South West, there are
:

* Oke Saje: The hill of witches
* Ago Oko: Camp of stones
* Ago Ika: Camp of bad people
* Iyana Mortuary: Tunning to the Mortuary
* Idi Aba: Big yansh
* Itoku: Dead people's area
* Adigbe: Feaces blocker
* Somorin: You fit waka?
* Totoro: Very narrow
* Itoko: Place where they sell stones
* Eleweran: The leaf meatseller
* Asero: Place to drop passengers
* Kotopo: Very small
* Oke 'Mosan: The hill where people drink orange
* Enu gada: The mouth of the bridge
* Ita Eko: Place where they sell pap
* Ojeere: Wise people's crib
Adatan: Cutlass has finished
Isale Ake: The bottom of the axe
* Arinlese: You saw my leg
* Ilugun: The town is long and many more.
I won't mention the state but you can ask Mr Seun Osewa!

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Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by mickyarams: 1:03pm On Nov 30, 2013
Places named after gentlemen’s bits
Laycock Street, Islington
Penistone Road, Streatham
Ennis Road (bit desperate, that one)
Cock Lane, City
Cock Pond, Clapham Common
(And several other Cockish variations.)
Bellenden Road, Peckham
White Knobs Way, Caterham (just outside London)
Bellestaines Pleasaunce (Chingford, curse those extraneous ‘e’s)

Places named after ladies’ bits
Melon Road, Peckham and Leytonstone
Clitterhouse Road, Barnet (Google seem to have smeared this one out to avoid offence.)
The Fannys (Farningham)

Places named after gender-neutral, yet still rude anatomy
Back Passage, City of London
The Ring, Hyde Park
The Butts, Brentford

Places named after lewd activities and professions
Cold Blow Lane, New Cross
Cumming Street, Islington
Ogle Street, Fitzrovia
Hooker’s Road, Walthamstow
Bird-in-Hand Passage, Forest Hill
Copping Close, Croydon

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Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by DonaldGenes(m): 1:03pm On Nov 30, 2013
ebamma: There are some streets were their names were the funny me sha, here in calabar we have
Edibe-Edibe which in efik means hide-hide
Edim otop=rain shots
ikot ekpo=forest of ghosts
ekpo abasi=God's ghost
essien street=outside street
afokang street=you denied street
assim ita street=if u reach ita street
will add others when i remember, abeg make una follow add una own

Emma ntaha afo asuenne ke nyin ntom mieh nah? mma-ha mkpo ado seriously
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by illicit(m): 1:03pm On Nov 30, 2013
yea i knw agbotikuyo, be merry at the tale or sound of death street

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Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by OkikiOluwa1(m): 1:04pm On Nov 30, 2013
Booked for counter attacks & Last Bullet:
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by hisroyalflyness: 1:04pm On Nov 30, 2013
Average Rated Brain (ARB) I am sure you will want to interprete the ARB as a political party because all you do for its e-rant for those who have paid you! Just for your standards grow up and see beyond rethorics of the politicians.
Dr.ABCD:
apc

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Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by odagu1863: 1:05pm On Nov 30, 2013
Alhaji emmanuel street .... Musli-christain. Na for oshodi i dey see dat street name ooo..

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Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by ellagal(f): 1:06pm On Nov 30, 2013
Ungwan Gado in kaduna- bed area
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by Isokoman1(m): 1:07pm On Nov 30, 2013
Esaledho street - which means three pursue devil street in isoko, Delta state
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by Nobody: 1:08pm On Nov 30, 2013
Udemezue: my cream is okay for me... ANIEKWE: land don agree

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Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by SlyIg(f): 1:08pm On Nov 30, 2013
Romance Street, off sexskills close, Nairaland.

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Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by DrABCD: 1:08pm On Nov 30, 2013
hisroyalflyness: Average Rated Brain (ARB) I am sure you will want to interprete the ARB as a political party because all you do for its e-rant for those who have paid you! Just for your standards grow up and see beyond rethorics of the politicians.
Still go and die poor boy
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by bikinibabe(f): 1:09pm On Nov 30, 2013
eluquenson: Mutairu onigbanjo = Mutairu okrika seller grin
cnt jst stop laffin. LMFAO
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by nerodenero: 1:09pm On Nov 30, 2013
Piwe
Kuchingoro
Karamajiji
Jikwoyi
Deidei
Gwagwa
Karmo
Kado
Karshi
Orozo
Yanya
Kurudu
Kuje
All these god-forsaken jaw-breaking names are places in Abuja. Please don't ask me the meaning because if you ask me, na who I go ask

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Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by SlyIg(f): 1:10pm On Nov 30, 2013
Donalð Genes:

Emma ntaha afo asuenne ke nyin ntom mieh nah? mma-ha mkpo ado seriously
mkpong enye mbok!
Ado ok ... Lolss

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