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Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by XLR8(m): 8:45pm On Nov 30, 2013
* Iloromu- land of rome
* akarabata- bean cake shoe
* parakin- cream the body of the brave ones
* idiomo- ur a$$ didnt know
* idita- ur a$$ is saucy
* omiokun- the water of a sea
* oranfe- the nylon is blowing
* mokuro- am not leaving
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by Ilaje44(m): 8:55pm On Nov 30, 2013
Okiki_Oluwa: In Jos, Plateau State, there are:
* Angwan Rogo: Cassava Area
* British American Junction: Where Brits & Americans live
* Dogon Dutse: Tall Dutse
Last Bullet:

In a state in the South West, there are:
* Oke Saje: The hill of witches
* Ago Oko: Camp of stones
* Ago Ika: Camp of bad people
* Iyana Mortuary: Tunning to the Mortuary
* Idi Aba: Big yansh
* Itoku: Dead people's area
* Adigbe: Feaces blocker
* Somorin: You fit waka?
* Totoro: Very narrow
* Itoko: Place where they sell stones
* Eleweran: The leaf meatseller
* Asero: Place to drop passengers
* Kotopo: Very small
* Oke 'Mosan: The hill where people drink orange
* Enu gada: The mouth of the bridge
* Ita Eko: Place where they sell pap
* Ojeere: Wise people's crib



Adatan: Cutlass has finished
Isale Ake: The bottom of the axe
* Arinlese: You saw my leg
* Ilugun: The town is long and many more.
I won't mention the state but you can ask Mr Seun Osewa!
Ha haa, omode yii, you are a "LIAR" o, o l'aya gan ni. Wo bi o se ng fun awon omo Sodeke l'owo. Abi ara Egba ri 'wo wa?
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by OkikiOluwa1(m): 9:18pm On Nov 30, 2013
Ilaje44:
Ha haa, omode yii, you are a "LIAR" o, o l'aya gan ni. Wo bi o se ng fun awon omo Sodeke l'owo. Abi ara Egba ri 'wo wa?
Mo laya bi tank (I get chest like tank).
Mo lenu bi kettle.
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by tana4gud(f): 9:34pm On Nov 30, 2013
Kpata-koton
Felele
Kabawa
Lokongoma
Angwanza
Karaworo
Angwan-kura
Angwan-Tivi.....seriously I don't knw their meanings.
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by yamunla(m): 10:00pm On Nov 30, 2013
Toto close

Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by Wonderchild: 10:22pm On Nov 30, 2013
Odongunyan_ mortal is pounding yam.
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by DankemzI(m): 11:20pm On Nov 30, 2013
ebamma: There are some streets were their names were the funny me sha, here in calabar we have
Edibe-Edibe which in efik means hide-hide
Edim otop=rain shots
ikot ekpo=forest of ghosts
ekpo abasi=God's ghost
essien street=outside street
afokang street=you denied street
assim ita street=if u reach ita street
will add others when i remember, abeg make una follow add una own
Ma cousin's address at Uyo. Idak Okpo street_ under rubber(container)
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by NemzySeries(m): 3:35am On Dec 01, 2013
"rafinseyin" in suleja niger state meaning.."cold river".
"angwan london"...meaning " london area"
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by mfonjones: 3:36am On Dec 01, 2013
bateba street...count breast street
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by mfonjones: 3:37am On Dec 01, 2013
bateba street...count breast street
DankemzI:
Ma cousin's address at Uyo. Idak Okpo street_ under rubber(container)
bateba street...count boobs street
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by Nobody: 3:57am On Dec 01, 2013
Okiki_Oluwa: In Jos, Plateau State, there are:
* Angwan Rogo: Cassava Area
* British American Junction: Where Brits & Americans live
* Dogon Dutse: Tall Dutse
Last Bullet:

In a state in the South West, there are:
* Oke Saje: The hill of witches
* Ago Oko: Camp of stones
* Ago Ika: Camp of bad people
* Iyana Mortuary: Tunning to the Mortuary
* Idi Aba: Big yansh
* Itoku: Dead people's area
* Adigbe: Feaces blocker
* Somorin: You fit waka?
* Totoro: Very narrow
* Itoko: Place where they sell stones
* Eleweran: The leaf meatseller
* Asero: Place to drop passengers
* Kotopo: Very small
* Oke 'Mosan: The hill where people drink orange
* Enu gada: The mouth of the bridge
* Ita Eko: Place where they sell pap
* Ojeere: Wise people's crib
Adatan: Cutlass has finished
Isale Ake: The bottom of the axe
* Arinlese: You saw my leg
* Ilugun: The town is long and many more.
I won't mention the state but you can ask Mr Seun Osewa!



Abeokuta,Ilu Egba,Ogun state...Labe olumo!
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by Evestar200(f): 7:41am On Dec 01, 2013
IN WARRI: Deco road,,London Opi,,New York Street,,Ogunu (somthing that is bend) Agbassa=tie the place Ojabugbe= Suffer gather,, IN UDU: kolokolo Street, Sedico,, IN UGHELLI: Emekpa street= Small Fool street,,

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Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by illicit(m): 8:01am On Dec 01, 2013
Evestar200: IN WARRI: Deco road,,London Opi,,New York Street,,Ogunu (somthing that is bend) Agbassa=tie the place Ojabugbe= Suffer gather,, IN UDU: kolokolo Street, Sedico,, IN UGHELLI: Emekpa street= Small Fool street,,
lol @ogunu, something that is bend street...... What is the thing that is bend?
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by bebechuks: 9:43am On Dec 01, 2013
Y is it dat whn a cross riverian or akwa ibomite say something in dier dialect,they must end it wit seriously or m telling u?
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by oluremi59(m): 9:45am On Dec 01, 2013
Obantoko = d king is selling penis. Onikolobo = d lady dat has penis in her pussy.
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by Ebidave001(m): 9:56am On Dec 01, 2013
ebamma: There are some streets were their names were the funny me sha, here in calabar we have
Edibe-Edibe which in efik means hide-hide
Edim otop=rain shots
ikot ekpo=forest of ghosts
ekpo abasi=God's ghost
essien street=outside street
afokang street=you denied street
assim ita street=if u reach ita street
will add others when i remember, abeg make una follow add una own
what about ikot ishie, ikot effanga, ikot effa, ikpa street etc
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by usmanspihn(m): 9:58am On Dec 01, 2013
Okiki_Oluwa: In Jos, Plateau State, there are:
* Angwan Rogo: Cassava Area
* British American Junction: Where Brits & Americans live
* Dogon Dutse: Tall Dutse
Last Bullet:

In a state in the South West, there are:
* Oke Saje: The hill of witches
* Ago Oko: Camp of stones
* Ago Ika: Camp of bad people
* Iyana Mortuary: Tunning to the Mortuary
* Idi Aba: Big yansh
* Itoku: Dead people's area
* Adigbe: Feaces blocker
* Somorin: You fit waka?
* Totoro: Very narrow
* Itoko: Place where they sell stones
* Eleweran: The leaf meatseller
* Asero: Place to drop passengers
* Kotopo: Very small
* Oke 'Mosan: The hill where people drink orange
* Enu gada: The mouth of the bridge
* Ita Eko: Place where they sell pap
* Ojeere: Wise people's crib
Adatan: Cutlass has finished
Isale Ake: The bottom of the axe
* Arinlese: You saw my leg
* Ilugun: The town is long and many more.
I won't mention the state but you can ask Mr Seun Osewa!



Guy y u dey do my place like dat
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by sholikay(m): 10:05am On Dec 01, 2013
Okiki_Oluwa: In Jos, Plateau State, there are:
* Angwan Rogo: Cassava Area
* British American Junction: Where Brits & Americans live
* Dogon Dutse: Tall Dutse
Last Bullet:

In a state in the South West, there are:
* Oke Saje: The hill of witches
* Ago Oko: Camp of stones
* Ago Ika: Camp of bad people
* Iyana Mortuary: Tunning to the Mortuary
* Idi Aba: Big yansh
* Itoku: Dead people's area
* Adigbe: Feaces blocker
* Somorin: You fit waka?
* Totoro: Very narrow
* Itoko: Place where they sell stones
* Eleweran: The leaf meatseller
* Asero: Place to drop passengers
* Kotopo: Very small
* Oke 'Mosan: The hill where people drink orange
* Enu gada: The mouth of the bridge
* Ita Eko: Place where they sell pap
* Ojeere: Wise people's crib
Adatan: Cutlass has finished
Isale Ake: The bottom of the axe
* Arinlese: You saw my leg
* Ilugun: The town is long and many more.
I won't mention the state but you can ask Mr Seun Osewa!
na OGUN state/ABEOKUTA u dey yarn so..i av been to oke mosan and ojeere sumtyms ago..
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by Nobody: 10:10am On Dec 01, 2013
opmoore: AGBOTIKUYO-----Hear and be Happy to the sound of Death....Crazy I say.


These names reflect the standard of living in the areas you find them. In Agege, terrible names are used for streets. Like the one you just mentioned. Others are Esu-witch. Oshodi-eniyanlobinu-na person dey vex. Mosaku-i run die. All these areas are full of poor people because they have giving demons a place in their environment
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by sholikay(m): 10:14am On Dec 01, 2013
ta nfe ku street= who wants to die street..
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by Afam4eva(m): 11:18am On Dec 01, 2013
thegreatman4ww: Ajanlekoko str
ebinpejo str
Is this the ebinpejo lane in Idumota?
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by badooo(m): 12:31pm On Dec 01, 2013
illicit: eiyenkorin street = a bird is singing street in ilorin
adigboluja street = roughly means tag wrestlers street, its around berger lagos
Eyenkorin is a town not a street... Olodo

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Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by Nobody: 1:37pm On Dec 01, 2013
Op beats me to this lol...I wanted to post same topic sometimes in June when I visited some streets with funny names in Lagos. Here I go with funny names have ever come across:

Iyakan street - One mother street (Alapere Ketu)

Shogunle - Did it strike/stab the ground

Ile-ile street - Waste dump house (funny enough, this street is very clean and tarred, no waste lol...Ketu area)

Onipanu - Aluminium steel seller

Onigbongbon - baton seller/carrier

Elejoleye street- Happy talkative street

Eyekanrin - Birds are singing

Ilekuro street - palm kernel seller street

Iyana Olotin - Drunkard junction

Atinmo Street- We don't know street

One man village - This is a town in Nasarawa along Abuja - Keffi road
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by Stanlyag(m): 2:15pm On Dec 01, 2013
in uyo
urua ekpa road-stomach market
Udo ekpo nkpo-second son of spirit road
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by NovusHomo(m): 2:52pm On Dec 01, 2013
Okiki_Oluwa: In Jos, Plateau State, there are:
* Angwan Rogo: Cassava Area
* British American Junction: Where Brits & Americans live
* Dogon Dutse: Tall Dutse
Last Bullet:

In a state in the South West, there are:
* Oke Saje: The hill of witches
* Ago Oko: Camp of stones
* Ago Ika: Camp of bad people
* Iyana Mortuary: Tunning to the Mortuary
* Idi Aba: Big yansh
* Itoku: Dead people's area
* Adigbe: Feaces blocker
* Somorin: You fit waka?
* Totoro: Very narrow
* Itoko: Place where they sell stones
* Eleweran: The leaf meatseller
* Asero: Place to drop passengers
* Kotopo: Very small
* Oke 'Mosan: The hill where people drink orange
* Enu gada: The mouth of the bridge
* Ita Eko: Place where they sell pap
* Ojeere: Wise people's crib
Adatan: Cutlass has finished
Isale Ake: The bottom of the axe
* Arinlese: You saw my leg
* Ilugun: The town is long and many more.
I won't mention the state but you can ask Mr Seun Osewa!
Abeokuta, Ogun State.
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by Tunbolity(m): 3:54pm On Dec 01, 2013
From Saki,Oyo State:
Isale Oke-Down the hill
Oke Dio-Dio's hill
Isale Ola-Beneath wealth
Ajegunle-Business arrives

From Ibadan,Oyo State:
Eleyele-Pigeon rearer
Ologuneru-Owner of twenty servants
Agbowo-Money collector
Mokola(wa):Children bring wealth
Adamasingba:Money contributor that pays his part on time
Dugbe:Onomatopaeic sound produced by a train when nearing its destination
Aleshinloye:One who has horse in the summer
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by Nobody: 8:37pm On Dec 01, 2013
Somefun = Some fun
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by olorunthobby(f): 7:06am On Dec 02, 2013
Okiki_Oluwa: Mo laya bi tank (I get chest like tank).
Mo lenu bi kettle.
grin
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by DexxyAlebs(m): 11:28am On Dec 06, 2013
my friends address tanisewun - who wants poverty in ikorodu, igbokuta - bush of stones, oriokuta - on top of stone agura/gberigbe eruwen, emuren
Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by Nobody: 3:33pm On May 31, 2019
Green. Congrats on the new adventure!! kiss

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