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Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by nbright: 10:08pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
Alleinad: Hahaha!!! Ladies pls run to church and be really genuine in your service to God. With church guys, you wont have such updates. I mean real church guys o, not those sunday christians.Many don't like "real church guys" |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Eneze1(f): 10:52pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
totalbaby: I have seen this before on facebook. It is old and at least quote your source. Anyways this is not just limited to Nigerian girls but all girls in general. Girls can be silly at times lol Girl abeg make sure you personalize what u just wrote to yourself okay, if you behave in a silly way because you are a lady not all of us, some of us have sense and not like the typical Nigeria babe |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by DonaldGenes(m): 11:18pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
This got me cracked up! can't stop Lolifying |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by DonaldGenes(m): 11:21pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
StateOfMind: |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by JNdupu: 11:51pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
Me I be propa ol skool. No sabi this Facebook nonsense. Taking off this girl's bra other day, asking her wetin she dey do with dat phone, she say she dey update her status. Mo gbe ! |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by jahbiz: 12:35am On Nov 30, 2013 |
I do wonder if majority of them can boast of "common sense" they are jus too materialistic. |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by trollolo: 2:48am On Nov 30, 2013 |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Nobody: 7:38am On Nov 30, 2013 |
Hey yah! i ended up beign the scape goat to girls that hate the BITTER TRUTH. Before you come up with lines like "he's a pained dude", try to know me first. |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Samcathe: 7:59am On Nov 30, 2013 |
Funny |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by GentleFrank(m): 8:19am On Nov 30, 2013 |
Lol, very very funny but it's real and the fact too !!! |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by internetpo(m): 8:36am On Nov 30, 2013 |
so funny and true. |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by tonygee1(m): 8:52am On Nov 30, 2013 |
Gals can hardly see beyond the boy,s lips and pockets |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by 49cents(m): 9:01am On Nov 30, 2013 |
Between Tribal EAST and Loretta lets keep it as civil as possible that way we really learn from each other"s point of view When people keep talking about HOT girls i wonder what is HOT about girls who have never ripened in their mind, heart and soul; a girls physical can attract you but if it is enough to sustain the attraction it simply tells me you are as immature in taste like what attracts you! "A REAL MAN" (lol, I RISK LOOSING MY PRECIOUS HEAD FOR USING THIS TERM) would not MISS all these girls who are yet what counts in life and in a man they would the rest of their life |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Nobody: 9:09am On Nov 30, 2013 |
StateOfMind: And considering the post got so many likes, i think it's safe to Naija gals dey play Naija boys wella. Lolz. |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by haykins01(m): 11:05am On Nov 30, 2013 |
Ask any Nigerian gal y cant u date him..u'll start hearing hez nt cute,hez nt rich,hez nt fun fild,hez boring e.t.c,sum r even as daft as saying his lips r nt pink(can u imagine)..they base relatnsips on d colour of lips,skin,eye,even biceps(awøn ødè)...buh jst an advice 2 d ladies,it doesnt mater if hez cute,rich at d moment;dis shuldnt b a criteria 4 dating a guy,so far u percieve he has a bryt future and say 10-15yrs 4rm now he wuld stil care 4 u and take care of u then y not..hav u seen omotolas husby?..dat guy is nt d finest guy around buh i tink hez a captain or so,meaning even if omotola isnt d celeb she is now d man wuld stil care and cater 4 ha needs vry well....on a final note ask an 18yr old gal who u wuld lyk 2 mary,u wil hear he mst b cute,rich,fair,pink lips,6packs,gud in bed e.t.c..ask dat same gal wen shez 25 u'll hear he must b rich,and he shuld b able 2 cater 4 me,he shuld b average wen it cums 2 looks...ask dat same gal wen shez 33..u'll hear c any man wuld do so far hez God fearing....its now she knows she needs a God fearing man....Women take it or leave it,Offer Valid while stock Last 1 Like |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by blackprowler: 11:08am On Nov 30, 2013 |
The "all men" that are "the same" to her are like 2% of the male population. She's completely blind to the other 98% no matter how close they come to her. If more Nigerian men could stop being crazy about being a "real man" through marriage, even less women would be married here as Nigerian girls are trophies; they're not real ppl |
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Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Crixina(f): 12:55pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
TribalEAST: Dont mind them. They go about negleting and commonising guys with 3.7 C.G.P.A in the university but embrace wholeheartedly the NO FUTURE AMBITION yahoo boys just cos they want campus respect which they think the yahoo boys can provide cos they flaunt cars, a relationship which gives them countless heartbreaks which tells on the FB status.this guy must have been jilted by"the supposed love of his life".calm down,I understand. |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by adorablefel(f): 1:13pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
Lol |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Crixina(f): 1:16pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
lorretta u: what do you and your likes gain from these useless generalizations?5100 likes,infact a bottle of red wine for you. |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by 6cence: 1:38pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Crixina(f): 1:41pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
Guy be like...I think you should be fixing more of that brazillian hair your friends fix...I'm still a student living off my parents pocket. So am like babe I can't afford it,and he's like I can't afford it too...but u know I like girls who look"neat". Few days later guy is seen flirting with my friend Amaka who can afford a brazillian hair. I gotta run after "mumu yahoo boys" in order to afford a brazillian hair that my 3.7CGPA boyfriend cannot afford but is supposedly crazy about. Don't blame me I don't wanna lose my boyfriend to a babe who could meet up my boyfriend's taste. Mtcheeew...broke azz niggas be taking out their frustration on nigerian girls while envying the rich dudes. 2 Likes |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Nobody: 2:25pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
lorretta u: what do you and your likes gain from these useless generalizations? jeeez!!! Shooooo Babe you harsh Oo |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by barriway: 2:52pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
hahahahah.......that is life |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Nobody: 3:14pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
TribalEAST: Dont mind them. They go about negleting and commonising guys with 3.7 C.G.P.A in the university but embrace wholeheartedly the NO FUTURE AMBITION yahoo boys just cos they want campus respect which they think the yahoo boys can provide cos they flaunt cars, a relationship which gives them countless heartbreaks which tells on the FB status.omdz!!! Sweetheart who broke your heart?? :x |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by armadeo(m): 4:10pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
TribalEAST: Dont mind them. They go about negleting and commonising guys with 3.7 C.G.P.A in the university but embrace wholeheartedly the NO FUTURE AMBITION yahoo boys just cos they want campus respect which they think the yahoo boys can provide cos they flaunt cars, a relationship which gives them countless heartbreaks which tells on the FB status. I'll correct u now, its bitter congied up nizzos like u that a gal will love with ur 3. Whatever gpa that will drop her like its hot for an upgrade when the bar starts flowing. " Typically this upgrade in your mind is the very gals u are currently ranting against". Dude get a life am tired of all this gals don't like me now am poor bla bla bla am very sure that they are way out of your league and all u have to offer is dick no form of comfort, nada, in that your sch the sisters u should love are right there infront of u but u refuse to see them cos they aren't standard now. My advice to you is get one now and build ur life with her now and see what its like then. She'll probably be the upgrade u"l be looking for then. ironic aint it. 1 Like |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Nobody: 7:00pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by blackprowler: 8:01pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
Crixina: 5100 likes,infact a bottle of red wine for you. I don't know if you girls actually live in Nigeria. If you do then good luck. The girls that are marrying every Saturday are not because they are your "good girls." They marry 'cos they found a partner and the % is shrinking by the day. As long as you girls refuse to receive a cautionary tale from places like this, that number will continue to shrink. Every bachelor eyeing boobs is also looking out for potential life partner. When he discovers that the girl is only good for a screw, he "patronizes" her and moves on. I know; I've been there. So if you keep mocking any guy that comes to tell you a fact, carry on, your time is coming |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by blackprowler: 8:18pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
Nonso23: Most people replying tribaleast in the negative are/sound just as or even more bitter than they are painting him out to be. You presented a mature viewpoint. I must commend you for that. I fall into these forums at times because of boredom as most of the minds I perceive here are lacking real-world experience and good judgement and are mostly 20s kids. The issue of female attitudes in this country is critical I must tell you. I am happy it is affecting them now as the marriage they love so much is increasingly eluding them. If you've never been rich with rich friends who love chicks you will not believe what these girls are into. I'm sorry for Nigeria |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Nobody: 10:52pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Nobody: 10:55pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
TribalEAST: Dont mind them. They go about negleting and commonising guys with 3.7 C.G.P.A in the university but embrace wholeheartedly the NO FUTURE AMBITION yahoo boys just cos they want campus respect which they think the yahoo boys can provide cos they flaunt cars, a relationship which gives them countless heartbreaks which tells on the FB status. ......chai! My babes don pieces this guy heart. don't worry....the 'miss right' go later show for you . biko, no vex |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by WeNdigbo(m): 11:10pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
lorretta u: what do you and your likes gain from these useless generalizations?Abeg make I hear word. U don talk am nah e dey sweet u 4 mouth. But in as much as d case under review hv been generalised, it does not also deprieve d accurate knowledge dat dis is d prevailing circumstance in most emotional permutations. It may not be so wit u though, considering how skillfully u hv absolved urself, but would u also absolve ur friends from dis saga. D forum here is effective wen both parties hv leant from there mistakes and I tink dis particulat topic provided that. Tanx dearie |
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