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Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Eneze1(f): 5:00pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
TribalEAST: Dont mind them. They go about negleting and commonising guys with 3.7 C.G.P.A in the university but embrace wholeheartedly the NO FUTURE AMBITION yahoo boys just cos they want campus respect which they think the yahoo boys can provide cos they flaunt cars, a relationship which gives them countless heartbreaks which tells on the FB status. The problem I have with a lot of guys on nairaland is generalization , please stop this is sickening, not all girls are the same, let me use myself as an example a guy walked up to me in order to date me when I found out that he's a yahoo guy, I told him point blank that I don't date people of questionable character and to inform you there some girls out there that are like this. To some of us a guy with money is a bonus not a ladder of upgrade, money only impress lazy girls shikena 8 Likes |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by angelab(f): 5:01pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
funny |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by experimentist: 5:03pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA @tribaleast, u dey vex o, e be like tonto dickeh don do u strong ting |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Nobody: 5:10pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
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Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by safarigirl(f): 5:14pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
The one on our chat group even said she was through with guys and was now a lesbo a day after her break-up, two days later the babe came to tell us she's in love WITH A GUY. Confusion na wa |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Nobody: 5:16pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
experimentist: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA @tribaleast, u dey vex o, e be like tonto dickeh don do u strong tinghahahahaha |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by 9inches(m): 5:19pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
TribalEAST: Dont mind them. They go about negleting and commonising guys with 3.7 C.G.P.A in the university but embrace wholeheartedly the NO FUTURE AMBITION yahoo boys just cos they want campus respect which they think the yahoo boys can provide cos they flaunt cars, a relationship which gives them countless heartbreaks which tells on the FB status. Dude is pained, choi! 1 Like |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by frankieblaize(m): 5:22pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
[color=#000099][/color]hahaha na true i swer ;Dhahaha na true i swer |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by codeddj: 5:28pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
obalolaunited: Very funny @op Pls permit me to copy ur post wanna post it on my dept. Whatsapp group page @ tribaleast your so on point you need to see Hw they go after guys with car keys in front of Mozambique hall and Angola car park only for them to claim they are virgins and cannot cook for any guy on nairaland.Άŋϑ their big sisters @ moremi car park,come friday night... |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Nobody: 5:29pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
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Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Chardon90(m): 5:33pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
So so on point@op, typical of Nigerian gals. A gud guy walks up to them with pure mind and intention, they treat the guy with disdain and leta on the fall for the bad guys who r only interested on their punny and afterwords u c them crying fowl.....smh for naija gals. [/color][color=] |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Nobody: 5:41pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
Can't believe this is posted by a girl, Ladies knows themselves anyway! |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by hunter21(m): 5:41pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
TribalEAST: Dont mind them. They go about negleting and commonising guys with 3.7 C.G.P.A in the university but embrace wholeheartedly the NO FUTURE AMBITION yahoo boys just cos they want campus respect which they think the yahoo boys can provide cos they flaunt cars, a relationship which gives them countless heartbreaks which tells on the FB status.embracing the yahoo guy and commonising the 3.7gpa guy, is not perculiar to girls alone, the campus and outside society at large does that. it is everybodies fault. 3 Likes |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by blink6(m): 5:44pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
Saw this somewhere n decided to share... Naija gals pls change o! Oyibo girl sees a guy she likes on social media and says hi Guy: may I know a bit about you? Girl: Oh certainly, I am Samantha, I'm 26, I work as a system analyst with Dell, I am single with one adorable daughter. I live at Crown Heights, New York in my own apartment... You? Naija babe sees a guy she likes on social media and says hi Guy; Babe you look good. May I know a little about you? Babe: What about me do you want to know? Guy: what's your name? Babe: Can't you see it in my profile? Guy: Hold old are you? Babe: guess... Guy: what do you do for a living? Babe: see JAMB question o! Guy: well I guess I shd just leave you be since you really don't wanna tell me anything about you Babe: It's like you're hot-tempered! Abeg o!!! True Or False?? 14 Likes |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by chessguru1(m): 5:44pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
Been trying 2 ask a girl out for a month now, she said she was dating someone, but I thought she was J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ trying to throw me off. Anyways, I don't take my dignity for granted, so I know when to respect myself, and play it cool. followed this girl on bbm for a while, until I noticed a dp she placed. It was her and a guy from my faculty back in school. The guy was a bit popular then, but since the picture wasn't too clear, and am not too conversant with the guy or his department, I decided 2 ask her if the person In her DP was who I thought it was. Men she started sparking for me on bbm, that she knows what people are saying. That d guy is chronic womanizer, etc and she doesn't care (all this while in my mind I had no single clue what she's talking about or why she J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ told me all that). After that incident, I lost interest in the girl geometrically. Someone I was holding in high esteem is J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ another guys toothpick! And to think she told me all this by herself (perhaps thinking I knew the guy well before) . Men! I haven't said a word 2 her since |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Niyi47(m): 5:47pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
obalolaunited: Very funny @op Pls permit me to copy ur post wanna post it on my dept. Whatsapp group page @ tribaleast your so on point you need to see Hw they go after guys with car keys in front of Mozambique hall and Angola car park only for them to claim they are virgins and cannot cook for any guy on nairaland. No be only mozambique den dey, moremi alumni sports den full dere, ladies without virtue and value. Nawa for them. |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Nobody: 5:48pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
You guys havent seen sh..it......have you seen a bad, cute, inteliigent internet fraudster with a 4.0cgpa? Then the relationship gets complicated.....not all bad guys are dumb. 3 Likes |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by tobiboss(m): 5:55pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
Lol |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by JosephCudjoe(m): 6:06pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
it goes on nd on until it becomes a cycle |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Chardon90(m): 6:07pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
chisco82: Can't believe this is posted by a girl,y cnt u believe it was posted by a gal? They do this and shd kw beta. |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Sike(m): 6:16pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
Funny but true. |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by ceeceeco: 6:27pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
Women are the most jealous/confused species..funny but true. |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by falansa: 6:31pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
blink6: Saw this somewhere n decided to share... lolz... You make sense bro |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by mazizitonene(m): 6:37pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
nutty_hnic: You guys havent seen sh..it......have you seen a bad, cute, inteliigent bad guy with a 4.0cgpa?B lyk u knw us 1 Like |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by collynzo2(m): 6:40pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
TribalEAST: Dont mind them. They go about negleting and commonising guys with 3.7 C.G.P.A in the university but embrace wholeheartedly the NO FUTURE AMBITION yahoo boys just cos they want campus respect which they think the yahoo boys can provide cos they flaunt cars, a relationship which gives them countless heartbreaks which tells on the FB status.Shut the fûçk up! When you spend all your time on Nairaland with different monikers tribalising threads, how did you think any girl will take you seriously? Your 3.7CGPA wasn't spectacular enough, so don't blame the girls for ''commonising'' you. Pained motherfûcking douchebag. 4 Likes |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by collynzo2(m): 6:41pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
TribalEAST: Try talking to one of these girls, the next thing they do is raise their shoulders above you...as if they can boast of more than #10,000 in their account which is just a savings account...as if they are tiwa savage- God bless her cos she was totally humble and caring the day i met her. No wonder her wedding gulp #30million in a marriage to my one time childhood friend who his her manager, a guy dat showed managing abilities from our childhood when he managed "monkey posts"street soccer competitions.Your childhood friend ended up well, what about you? Fûcking pleb! 4 Likes |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by sarutobie(m): 6:47pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
collynzo2: Your childhood friend ended up well, what about you? Fûcking pleb!Good question.He ended up as a career tribalist on an anonymous forum. 3 Likes |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by BrutusOj(m): 6:47pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
Eneze1:But this is coming from a lady oo..if we go on vote now or beta conduct a public opinion Q/A about what the OP and other posters highlighted,u wu agree wit us dat ladies are bcoming so dumb with dia materialstic attitude n fake lives dis days...week in,week out,we see their PMs,DPs,Facebook update..go to badoo,dats d worst social forum,some ladies have up to 100 pics,all showing difrent rooms n cars,de claim to have reasonable income and wen u try to chat with dm,small tin,de r already asking u to send for dm air time(MTN all d time) 1 Like |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Zither(m): 6:47pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
TribalEAST: Dont mind them. They go about negleting and commonising guys with 3.7 C.G.P.A in the university but embrace wholeheartedly the NO FUTURE AMBITION yahoo boys just cos they want campus respect which they think the yahoo boys can provide cos they flaunt cars, a relationship which gives them countless heartbreaks which tells on the FB status.Guy, u r 4 much. A thousand Likes for accurate observation. 1 Like |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Zither(m): 6:54pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
@ topic, Op got me really laughing hard. 1 Like |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Orikinla(m): 6:56pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
francababy: A GIRL'S FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES:- They have to grow up. And it takes a lot of time to grow from a girl to a lady in Nigeria. |
Re: Typical Example Of A Nigerian Girl Facebook Status by Sowhizy(f): 6:57pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
and this nonsense made front page...... Seun Osewa where are you And y shldnt it mak front page? |
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