Which one wey Nigeria ASUU fall into?

Vivly: So,



































What's ASUU?

Which day you start to dey book space like this?

hilarious

Asuudiac: the process by which ASUU is compromised by opposition party!...

Oga gann ni, ewo lokan mi ninu gbogbo oro jati jati yii

just passing

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showbobo: And what do u call someone that is adversely affected by ASUU and posting this trash

ASUU JOBLESS

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I beg is seun still the Admin of Nairaland?

How do you define 'ASUUNIST'?

Did this really make front page?

Adonbilivit!

nairaland is actually F U C K E D UP !!! NO MORE GOOD THINGS !!! I REP FB AND TWITTER

Vivly: So,

op, ASUU is a union for?

when did you start acting this way?

ASUUROID- A person who ported from bbm to android while enjoying bbm services.

I FEAR OO

Danhumprey: Which day you start to dey book space like this?

As from now on, here are the NEW UNIVERSITIES
LECTURES
* Nysom Wike to teach (Political Science)
* Goodluck Jonathan to teach (Zoology)
* Anyim Pius Anyim (Local Govt Studies)
* Patience Jonathan, (English/Maths)
* Ngozi Iweala (Economics)
* Sanusi Lamido Sanusi (Accounting)
* Julius Okojie(NUC), (Edu Admin/ Mgt)
* Reuben Abati (Mass Communications)
* Deizani Alison-Mudueke (Chemical Engineering/
Petroleum Studies)
* Stella Odua (Transport Studies)
* David Mark, (Military Studies)
* Labaran Maku (Public Administration)
All Students are to resume to EAGLE SQUARE ABUJA
before 4th Dec. 2013. Signed:
Fresh Air and Transformation Team.......

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Dannylux:

when did you start acting this way?

sorry. It's a typo o. I've modified it.

Lobatan..... This is ASUUVIRUS: A disease capable of causing damage to political ambitions e.g Janathan was ASUUVIRUS by the striking workers.

js_pac: ASUU: A Union.
2) ASUUOLOGY: The study of ASUU.
3) ASUUCRAT: A member of ASUU.
4) ASUUCRACY: Government of ASUU
plus Federal Government minus the
students.
5) ASUUFEVA: Effects
of ASUU on students.
6) ASUUNISTIC: The act of behaving in
ASUU way.
7) ASUUDITE: A person who doesn’t believe
in ASUU.
ASUUING: demanding and negotiating in
ASUU's manner.
9) ASUUNDER: Consequences of ASUU
strike.
10) ASUUSTRIKER: A person who
demostrates for ASUU.
11) ASUULATOR: The war between ASUU
and the senators.
12) ASUUMANIAC: Someone who loves
ASUU.
13) ASUUPHOBIA: The fear
of ASUU.
14) ASUUCIDE: Act of
killing an Asucrat by accident.
15) ASUUTIAN: A victim of ASUU's
activities.
16) ASUUFÈCTO: a baby born by a student
during ASUU.
17) ASUUGENERIAN: A student who
spends 7 years in sch instead of 4 years
due to ASUU strike.
18) ASUUIST: A lecturer or a group of
lecturer who does not support ASUU but
hopes to benefit from the union.
19) ASUUMONGER: Someone who keep
spreading rumours about the activities of
ASUU.
20) ASUUNOMICS: A student who develops
business ideas during ASUU strike.


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YOU ARE CLEARLY AN ASUUTIAN

Danhumprey: Which day you start to dey book space like this?

It's a mistake. I'm on mobile.

One question we have to answer is, River state House of Assembly that had been idle for over 7 months now, are they still receiving their salaries and allowances? if they are still receiving (which I believe is right answer), what stop FG paying lecturers their four months salaries and allowances? If the FG did not pay this salary, the student will do indirectly, the issue of blocking lecturers will be raise to power 99 (Lecturers too need money for their upkeep) ie the students will made to bear all the consequences (they had been denied education, their year of graduation shifted, house rent expired, and now they want to pay lecturers).

my fellow Nigerians, is either FG have shared lecturers salaries among themselves or FG is truly broke because of mismanagement and corruption of impunity. And thats y they are afraid to sign the new agreement. Dont forget that ASUU shifted ground from N400b to N200b ( short changed the masses) and still they cannot afford it, release the one u promised and u are threatening the masses which are the end product of the N200b.

I did not see any new demand from what ASUU is asking, the said N200b is not for ASUU but for the whole society (when they the money is released, VC's and NUC not ASUU, will use it to improve facilities and environment of learning, these will in turn improve the quality of our students/graduates and in the long run, the quality students produced will improve our society (which is You and I). it pains me when some some people out of sentiment and tribes use the word 'ASUU's Demand' or 'ASUU politics'. The demand is for US for the benefit and improvement of US the society - from Sociological perspective/reasoning.

How is this funny

ASUUtomy...

I giggle in 3D

dwittyc0der: nairaland is actually F U C K E D UP !!! NO MORE GOOD THINGS !!! I REP FB AND TWITTER

Go FB and twitter now, nah by force make u comment or ready news on Nairaland nee... •

showbobo: And what do u call someone that is adversely affected by ASUU and posting this trash

ASUUDIOT.....

Dint find d post remotely funny.