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Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by nairaland22(m): 7:07pm On Dec 02, 2013

ASUUSTRESS- The process of stressing students /FG by ASUU

Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by AMossley(m): 7:21pm On Dec 02, 2013

joseph1611:
very Funny

Asuucomedy

Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by simdam500(m): 7:23pm On Dec 02, 2013

#teamASUUNOMICS

Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Omojayejaye(m): 7:34pm On Dec 02, 2013

@ op.....Nonsense!!!!!...by the time you spend almost a year@ home...then you will discover you need deliverance from every demonic forces standing on your way to graduation...I suggest MFM for you..

Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by AdeniyiA(m): 7:44pm On Dec 02, 2013

showbobo: And what do u call someone that is adversely affected by ASUU and posting this trash

ASUUSWINE!

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Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by MidasT(m): 7:46pm On Dec 02, 2013

Krizzkutz: ASUUTUTE: a female student hu becums a prostitute during ASUU strike

Guy u stupid die no be small, i nor know y ur parents allow u go school when u get natural intelligence like this.

Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by dungdusugyang(m): 7:57pm On Dec 02, 2013

Asuuism: act of exagerating ASUU's action or activities. Asuunnoy: annoyance @ assu. Asuusperm/asuugrangandicement/asuutics/asuusus/assuseous/asuuciously/palasuu's/asuugene/malasuu/ et cè tèrasuu's... Lolz.

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Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by vandac: 8:15pm On Dec 02, 2013

men i love this. Assunomics lolz.

Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Rawar: 8:29pm On Dec 02, 2013

Asuugaynology """"na dose bobo wey yash fellow bobo.

Asuubike..... okada man due to ASUU strike

clap4gej

Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by luvlyoracle(m): 10:20pm On Dec 02, 2013

Patrickilogu: Wooooow wat of asuulogy..... 3rd to comment

in ur dreams

Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by sunex: 10:23pm On Dec 02, 2013

Lol

Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by MrFairplay4ume(m): 10:28pm On Dec 02, 2013

Laffing in chinese!

Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by toshmann(m): 10:46pm On Dec 02, 2013

BELLASUU : a girl wey get belle during ASUU strike

KAKISTOMOBOPLUTONASUUCRACY : effects of ASUU as seen through the eyes of Honorable Patrick Ob----

OSHIOMOLASUU : public loss of self control during ASUU strike

ASUULAID: when a girl finally gets laid during the strike

ASUUDOM : boredom bc of strike.

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Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Gilbertman(m): 4:04am On Dec 03, 2013

Daninoxy: LEARN IJAW WITH ASUU BY Siasia wisdom:
Asuutubor-ASUU pikin
Asuuopukeme-ASUU big man
Asuuere-ASUU woman
Asuuowei-ASUU man
Asuumiebi- ASUU do good
Asuumieyeseigha-ASUU no do bad
Asuulagha-he no affect/reach/concern ASUU
Asuuoya-Poor ASUU
Asuuegberi-ASUU story
Asuufuruoke-ASUU thief
Asuupoou-ASUU witch
Asuutebe-ASUU head
Asuumieafri-woks of ASUU
Asuumiekabo- ASUU do well
Asuunua-ASUU tank u
Asuuebide-ASUU its ok

I am dying with laughter here.You are just too much. That's very innovatively laughy

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Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Gilbertman(m): 4:10am On Dec 03, 2013

Emzybrown: NOT FUNNY

NOT FUNNY? I am surprised at you and all that did not see anything funny in the post. You cant see anything in all these posts and comment to bring smile and laughing tears to you and your eyes?!!
Oh my God you are probably ASUUMORPHOBIC- someone who have difficulty seeing humor in things generally, including ASUU humors.

Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Gilbertman(m): 4:14am On Dec 03, 2013

Chukkasy: hahahahahaha, Asuufecto...dis op wee not keeel me

I am with you.. that line got me reeking with laughter grin

Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Gilbertman(m): 4:16am On Dec 03, 2013

showbobo: And what do u call someone that is adversely affected by ASUU and posting this trash

ASUUNLANDPOSTER

Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Gilbertman(m): 4:20am On Dec 03, 2013

bintalabi: Oga gann ni, ewo lokan mi ninu gbogbo oro jati jati yii

Won o pe yan si bi yi o. Bi oba fe ki o ya, ti o ba fe,ti ilekun ibe.
Life is good and laughter medicine like the post makes life better and enhances the rotation of the earth

Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Gilbertman(m): 4:25am On Dec 03, 2013

moscobabs: I beg is seun still the Admin of Nairaland?

1. Who wants to know?
2.Who is in doubt?
3. Who is planning to overthrow Seun Osewa,the Man!,The Progenitor of good things that has started to come in to Nigeria Land?
Let's know

Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by murkingbird(m): 7:02am On Dec 03, 2013

ASUUkwenu

Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by christaddicted: 7:14am On Dec 03, 2013

This poster must be an ASUUOLIC.

Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Orokita(m): 9:19am On Dec 03, 2013

RedBenson:

Abeg go on and go. Am enjoying it so much. Comic relief on this ASUU palava

Hehehheeh u like free tinz choi!!! Are u an asuubenefactor?
SpartASUU like u!!!

Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by emmabest2000(m): 10:06am On Dec 03, 2013

showbobo: And what do u call someone that is adversely affected by ASUU and posting this trash

ASSUMUMU

Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Nobody: 10:20am On Dec 03, 2013

Orokita:

Hehehheeh u like free tinz choi!!! Are u an asuubenefactor?
SpartASUU like u!!!

Nope! I am asuulancer: A person who moves comically around ASUU news. grin

Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by miss2895(f): 10:52am On Dec 03, 2013

Danhumprey: Which version of Oxford dictionary be this? Make I go check am!

dis i na next edition, he neva dey market

Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Danhumprey: 10:54am On Dec 03, 2013

miss2895: dis i na next edition, he neva dey market

Ok na. I wouldn't mind waiting for the next edition to be released. grin

Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by iamdsam: 11:46am On Dec 03, 2013

drey22: NOT FUNNY

Not funny at all!

Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by jydor4real94(m): 1:03pm On Dec 03, 2013

js_pac: ASUU: A Union.
2) ASUUOLOGY: The study of ASUU.
3) ASUUCRAT: A member of ASUU.
4) ASUUCRACY: Government of ASUU
plus Federal Government minus the
students.
5) ASUUFEVA: Effects
of ASUU on students.
6) ASUUNISTIC: The act of behaving in
ASUU way.
7) ASUUDITE: A person who doesn’t believe
in ASUU.
ASUUING: demanding and negotiating in
ASUU's manner.
9) ASUUNDER: Consequences of ASUU
strike.
10) ASUUSTRIKER: A person who
demostrates for ASUU.
11) ASUULATOR: The war between ASUU
and the senators.
12) ASUUMANIAC: Someone who loves
ASUU.
13) ASUUPHOBIA: The fear
of ASUU.
14) ASUUCIDE: Act of
killing an Asucrat by accident.
15) ASUUTIAN: A victim of ASUU's
activities.
16) ASUUFÈCTO: a baby born by a student
during ASUU.
17) ASUUGENERIAN: A student who
spends 7 years in sch instead of 4 years
due to ASUU strike.
18) ASUUIST: A lecturer or a group of
lecturer who does not support ASUU but
hopes to benefit from the union.
19) ASUUMONGER: Someone who keep
spreading rumours about the activities of
ASUU.
20) ASUUNOMICS: A student who develops
business ideas during ASUU strike.

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Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Orokita(m): 2:41pm On Dec 03, 2013

RedBenson:

Nope! I am asuulancer: A person who moves comically around ASUU news.

no wondah!!! lol

Re: Oxford Dictionary Defines ASUU. by Cashio(m): 2:52pm On Dec 03, 2013

ASUUCRIME...activities of student turned armed robbers.

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