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Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Seye25(m): 9:08am On Dec 03, 2013
My geography teacher - JA RULE (because of his voice)
My deputy principal - papa ajasco ( because of his bald head and fat Cain)
All hail St. Joseph Agege
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Seye25(m): 9:09am On Dec 03, 2013
My geography teacher - JA RULE (because of his thick and thunderous voice)
My deputy principal - papa ajasco ( because of his bald head and fat Cain)
All hail St. Joseph Agege
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Pain(m): 9:10am On Dec 03, 2013
Oga Parenchyma
Oga Piccolo
Oga Vampire
Sergeant Pito
Oga Lie Down
Corporal Nemesis
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Wizkhalifa2(m): 9:13am On Dec 03, 2013
Commandos i hail o (cssl ipaja)

Mr Oye (octopus house master) - SPIDERMAN A.K.A "BIKER MICE" <d man day follow students climb balcony,wall,lift, even roof ND he had an OKADA.

Mr Eugene (octopus house master) - SUPERMAN <X-RAY vision, d man day c 4 night>

Uncle Emma (Flying horse house master nd Librarian) - OKPON <D man ForeHead b lyk pressing IRON>

LONG LIVE COMMAND SECONDARY SCHOOL IPAJA, LAGOS. "08 set!
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by baba11(m): 9:27am On Dec 03, 2013
My friends and I used to call our Geography teacher fatica interfa because he didn't know how to pronounce 'V'.If he wanted to say the vertical interval of a river,he would rather say'the fatika interfah of a rifer'.

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Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Onliie(m): 10:00am On Dec 03, 2013
dridowu: James Bond 007= Rev Odusina VP
councillor=mr olugbewesa
Easy=Mr Akindele Maths Teacher
ijebu ode grammer school
me no b lagos indigene oooooo, i be 100% Ijebu Man to d core but base base in lag.
Up jogs.
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Okoeve: 6:21pm On Dec 03, 2013
Agr ic teacher papa
Further maths dy/dx
Maths ata ama
Biology or what
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by RAPMAN02(m): 10:02pm On Dec 03, 2013
(1)ANELKA biology teacher----his head is always bald and shinny. (2)wodiwodi,government teacher-----we heard he 1nce looked at a womans ass in the process he bumped into a flower...up jogs!!!
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by engrshakespeare: 4:28pm On Aug 14, 2014
kennyonthrone: Monkey nd dis kuz no doubt dis man looks lyk one bt he kipz callin us d studentz Monkey so datz hw we named him monkey

Lol anoda ws ma introtech teacher bck den we kal him
Sir tk ur position,he normally has dis unique floggin position so anytym he wanna flog u wat u wil hia is a loud scream my fwend tk ur position.mk I digress smal discuss dis position which entails bendin as if u wanna pick sumtin wit ur buttocks facin him nd if he is floggin u,u dare nt touch it if nt ur name na sori,dis reminds me of Valentine Ugoka ma classmate in JS2 den dis guy ws flogged mercilessly den nd d rule is dnt touch ur yansh I gues d pressure ws much on d buttocks of my guy dis guy couldn't hold it he had 2 rush 2 d nearest wall 2 start scratchin his bumbum kai we laff dat day die each tym I remember dis incident nd many more I can't jst stp laffin.if d man wan flog 4 names of noise makerz if d boi no d dey list I'm go flog person wey write bt indeed dat niggga is a noise maker

Choi dat man can flog die nd he reali dealt wit us


Which language this one dey speak? Can't you limit this your Chinese to a few words?
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Haryoryhemie(f): 9:46am On Aug 15, 2014
dridowu: James Bond 007= Rev Odusina VP
councillor=mr olugbewesa
Easy=Mr Akindele Maths Teacher
ijebu ode grammer school
me no b lagos indigene oooooo, i be 100% Ijebu Man to d core but base base in lag.




100% Ijebu man? I can't imagine how stingy u would be grin
dridowu: James Bond 007= Rev Odusina VP
councillor=mr olugbewesa
Easy=Mr Akindele Maths Teacher
ijebu ode grammer school
me no b lagos indigene oooooo, i be 100% Ijebu Man to d core but base base in lag.




100% Ijebu man? I can't imagine how stingy u would be
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by dridowu: 10:27am On Aug 15, 2014
Haryoryhemie:




100% Ijebu man? I can't imagine how stingy u would be grin




100% Ijebu man? I can't imagine how stingy u would be
stingy ke ? Me na animashaun, i dy always give anytime anyday anywhere.
Stinginess is not peculiar to a tribe . Ijebus are very very very generous people like me, my family, Micheal Adenuga, Bayo Kuku, Otunba Subomi Balogun e.t.c
Anyway you have a nice profile display picture.
winkwinkwink
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Divineluv14(f): 5:55pm On Aug 16, 2014
kennyonthrone: Monkey nd dis kuz no doubt dis man looks lyk one bt he kipz callin us d studentz Monkey so datz hw we named him monkey

Lol anoda ws ma introtech teacher bck den we kal him
Sir tk ur position,he normally has dis unique floggin position so anytym he wanna flog u wat u wil hia is a loud scream my fwend tk ur position.mk I digress smal discuss dis position which entails bendin as if u wanna pick sumtin wit ur buttocks facin him nd if he is floggin u,u dare nt touch it if nt ur name na sori,dis reminds me of Valentine Ugoka ma classmate in JS2 den dis guy ws flogged mercilessly den nd d rule is dnt touch ur yansh I gues d pressure ws much on d buttocks of my guy dis guy couldn't hold it he had 2 rush 2 d nearest wall 2 start scratchin his bumbum kai we laff dat day die each tym I remember dis incident nd many more I can't jst stp laffin.if d man wan flog 4 names of noise makerz if d boi no d dey list I'm go flog person wey write bt indeed dat niggga is a noise maker

Choi dat man can flog die nd he reali dealt wit us
dridowu: stingy ke ? Me na animashaun, i dy always give anytime anyday anywhere.
Stinginess is not peculiar to a tribe . Ijebus are very very very generous people like me, my family, Micheal Adenuga, Bayo Kuku, Otunba Subomi Balogun e.t.c
Anyway you have a nice profile display picture.
winkwinkwink
kennyonthrone: Monkey nd dis kuz no doubt dis man looks lyk one bt he kipz callin us d studentz Monkey so datz hw we named him monkey

Lol anoda ws ma introtech teacher bck den we kal him
Sir tk ur position,he normally has dis unique floggin position so anytym he wanna flog u wat u wil hia is a loud scream my fwend tk ur position.mk I digress smal discuss dis position which entails bendin as if u wanna pick sumtin wit ur buttocks facin him nd if he is floggin u,u dare nt touch it if nt ur name na sori,dis reminds me of Valentine Ugoka ma classmate in JS2 den dis guy ws flogged mercilessly den nd d rule is dnt touch ur yansh I gues d pressure ws much on d buttocks of my guy dis guy couldn't hold it he had 2 rush 2 d nearest wall 2 start scratchin his bumbum kai we laff dat day die each tym I remember dis incident nd many more I can't jst stp laffin.if d man wan flog 4 names of noise makerz if d boi no d dey list I'm go flog person wey write bt indeed dat niggga is a noise maker

Choi dat man can flog die nd he reali dealt wit us


Lolzzz
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Divineluv14(f): 5:59pm On Aug 16, 2014
Very Funny ....
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by akinladejo: 11:35pm On Sep 06, 2014
dridowu: James Bond 007= Rev Odusina VP
councillor=mr olugbewesa
Easy=Mr Akindele Maths Teacher
ijebu ode grammer school
me no b lagos indigene oooooo, i be 100% Ijebu Man to d core but base base in lag.


Pls this mr Akindele is his other name Francis?
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by akinladejo: 11:42pm On Sep 06, 2014
I have a Religion study Teacher back then in my secondary school (OBHS)called him Devil is everywhere. We didnt know his real name till tomorrow.
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by dridowu: 7:47am On Sep 07, 2014
akinladejo:


Pls this mr Akindele is his other name Francis?
cant say, i only know him as Akindele or Eassy
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by ajisjaybay: 8:35am On Dec 18, 2014
my phe teacher mr lion (his face ws so rough)
my english teacher mrs man (she looks like man )
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by whillyamz98(m): 9:31pm On Jan 18, 2015
Octopus paul, oribuzo (big head)...etc
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by lilray50: 9:15pm On Jan 19, 2015
account teacher-aparo,skuri monkey
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by rainnaira(f): 12:15am On Jan 20, 2015
sunshine: ma VP u can see d sun 2ru his hairless head
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Idy4joe(f): 8:28pm On Jan 20, 2015
Literature teacher- Mr pilkinton(animal farm)
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Iyawotolu: 6:17pm On Jan 22, 2015
grin Physics Teacher(he had a skin cut with a bushy beard) - Guru Moses

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