Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,153,927 members, 7,821,247 topics. Date: Wednesday, 08 May 2024 at 10:22 AM

Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School - Jokes Etc (3) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School (59903 Views)

When Your Teacher Asks You To Say A Word Starting With Letter "L" ( Funny Pics) / Funny Names Boys Use To Store Their Girlfriend's Number / Funny Names Of Some Churches In NAIJA (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (Reply) (Go Down)

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by zicjoe(m): 11:24am On Dec 02, 2013
wicked soul - my geography teacher
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Tundephish(m): 11:24am On Dec 02, 2013
Iya GSM, Mr Titus, jarule...
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Niiade(m): 11:25am On Dec 02, 2013
Had a teacher we called ESCAPE, due to his tribal marks the day he found out why we called him escape the man vex gan
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by evangmx(m): 11:25am On Dec 02, 2013
Undertaker maths teacher who does not talk when teaching just write
Hulk hogan he push his car by himself
Cardinalit maths teacher
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Wbcmissionaries: 11:26am On Dec 02, 2013
share your testimonies with which can inturn win souls to christ @ facebook.com/wbcmissionaries
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by MrsL: 11:27am On Dec 02, 2013
biologos
madam chewing gum
etra-ordinaty d worwor
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by SBJoji(m): 11:28am On Dec 02, 2013
Maths teacher=samanja
Physics teacher = blackberry (reason he is as black as anything you know)
Biology teacher = 9 inches (reason he is very short)
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by momove4real25(f): 11:29am On Dec 02, 2013
Iyara ikawe,asinde,olube,cricket,are u getting me nowww,
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by asoebi(m): 11:29am On Dec 02, 2013
Chemistry Teacher: Milk Industry (Cos she has a very big buest)
Biology Teacher: Baby Mama (Cos she looks 12 even at 40+)
Maths Teacher: "Ogor" (take a guess)
Government: Mr. Tabun (Cos of his numerous grammatical blunders)
Physics Teacher: Baba NEPA (reason not far fetched) e.t.c......
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Erotex(m): 11:29am On Dec 02, 2013
The white Shoe
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Ghadafy(m): 11:29am On Dec 02, 2013
Mrs Opoki, the woman was a little bit overweight.
Geography teacher- Small jesus.
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by makzeze: 11:29am On Dec 02, 2013
Math teacher- (Logarithm)
Biology teacher( Slow motion)
IRK teacher( ustaz ba gemu)
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by mistudreh(m): 11:34am On Dec 02, 2013
Chemistry: Tanikoye (who doesn't understand)
Vice Principal: Obe de ( his mouth looks like that of the guy selling me in Alfa Sule Drama)
Biology: Mr Virtually (he can pronounce that word 50 times in a class)
Agric: Batista ( the man be like wrestler)
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by seansifo(m): 11:34am On Dec 02, 2013
math teacher opolor reason he has big eyes. Abeg I dey come I need prepare for meeting with Tunubu and Fashola regarding the #2B Ngige dey owe us since e no win the election
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Ismahill(m): 11:34am On Dec 02, 2013
ENUGU-because d man get long lips.
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Nobody: 11:34am On Dec 02, 2013
Intro tech - mr mario smiley
Mr omotoye - ormor
Can't remember all
But rep team #labasco!
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by tohsin94(m): 11:38am On Dec 02, 2013
IGANMODE GRAMMAR SCH, OTTA

John terry-fmr. English teacher,
Zombie - financial account teacher
lampard - agric teacher
short devil - Economic teacher (mrs adebayo)
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by albacete(m): 11:38am On Dec 02, 2013
Ninja -- Igbo Teacher

Beautiful -- Physics Teacher

Binary -- Mathematics

Osofia -- PE Teacher

Furrow -- Agric Teacher



Such a nostalgic feeling!
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Taiwochukwu(m): 11:38am On Dec 02, 2013
our vp is commando
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Ivyqueen(f): 11:42am On Dec 02, 2013
Economics teacher: elasticity of demand
biology teacher:adaptation to terrestrial habitat colon
chemistry teacher: cat ion
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Nobody: 11:42am On Dec 02, 2013
Iktape(geography teacher, mentioned iktakpe in class one day and he got the name for himself.)

SNIPER(economics teahcer; grammatical blunder)

Forgotten the rest tho
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Asylum(m): 11:44am On Dec 02, 2013
My V.P1 was called Ogboni Frantality, VP2 was called Alade Wuwo, @ Victory Colege Ikare Akoko, A. Lady teacher was called Yodi(Comot yansh), Principal was called Shayo(drunker)
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Paschal007: 11:45am On Dec 02, 2013
govt. kill and bury

principal; Iwhip
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by tosingcfr(m): 11:46am On Dec 02, 2013
Mr. Adeyeye- Opa Mose
V.P.- Face cap
Principal - Oga Ojo
Akin Oyebode Esq- Expire
Mr. Abe - Okadigbo
Mr Omodara-Vandamme
I rep Christ's School
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by rezzy: 11:48am On Dec 02, 2013
Social studies teacher, we gave her pakolization
Reason: that period when she taught us socialisation, she was heavily pregnant and used plank(pako) to flog the hell out of us.
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by jaybee3(m): 11:52am On Dec 02, 2013
Sorry to be causing a nuisance guys. I assure you it’s all for a worthy cause so please pardon me on this occasion.

TeHN are currently embarking on an end of year charity flight. This is the second iteration of our yearly initiative where our sole purpose is to put smiles to faces of those under-privileged during these festive period. We understand we can’t do it all by ourselves hence why we are appealing for you to partner us so we can collectively achieve this great initiative of ours.
Please spread your love and lend us your support on this thread => https://www.nairaland.com/1522558/tehns-2nd-annual-end-year

May the good lord continue to bless you as you help us help others.


TeHN
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by OKUCHI11(m): 11:53am On Dec 02, 2013
ACCOUNTING TEACHER =JOHNNY BRAVO (she has big bust )BIOLOGY = MANNERS (he love 2 teach u good manners which we flaunt) ECONS =SENIOR HEAD GIRL (she is a very short woman )
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by teegrams(m): 11:54am On Dec 02, 2013
House master -jungle rat
Yoruba mistress - ayakata
English teacher- yodiski
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Seyi090(m): 11:54am On Dec 02, 2013
nairaland are mad ooo.aplly senses noww,NAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRALAND is maddddddddddddddd
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by danswagz(m): 11:56am On Dec 02, 2013
Oboy ma own ehh,ma physics teacher-pendulum,dnt d reason for the name bt i know 1 thing 4 sure,the guy audi no dey reach mechanic hand,na im they repair am.maths teacher-ismiler,reason he can open his teeth like a roasted goat when smiling,geograhy teacher-ronaldinho,oboy yeh the teeth no dey close,biology-i will burst ur head/eyeball,our principal had a title of justice of peace but due to d fact dat when he talks he makes it rain with spit in his mouth,instead of Jp we gave him Jspit
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Deiok(m): 11:56am On Dec 02, 2013
I cant rmember some names now, let me post the ones i can remember.

A govrnment teacher == Amarchy

A chemistry teacher == Chemical reaction.

A CRS Teacher == Stone cold


many more i cant remember 4 now, meehn if you see this people the name perfectly fit them.
Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by misteri: 11:57am On Dec 02, 2013
I had a teacher then in sch we call "Iron Rat". He's very short and carries skin cut.
Then there's Jarule he had a terribly loud voice.

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (Reply)

Okada Sleeps On The Bed, Man On The Floor / Don't Lie , Have You Ever Done This? (Picture) / How An Average Girl Looks Like With And Without Makeup (Photos)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 20
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.