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The Gift Of The Mafia Don by Chartey(m): 8:20am On Dec 05, 2013
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and
he called his grandson to his bed
Grandson I wanta you to listen to me.
I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic
pistol, so you will always remember
me. But grandpa I really don't like
guns, how about you leaving me your
Rolex watch instead.
You lisina to me, some day you goin a
be runna da bussiness, you goina
have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a
biga home and maybe a couple od
bambino, some day you goina come
hom and maybe finda you wife in be
with another man. Whata you gonna
do then? Pointa to you watch and
say, "TIMES UP"?

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