Telephone Conversation Between Girls:
Jane: Hello Love!
Helen: Hello babe how are you today?
Jane: I'm fine dear, I've missed you a lot.
Helen: Me too.
Jane: I am calling just to inform you that I will
pay you a visit this
afternoon.
Helen: Okay my dear, it'll be great fun having
you here. I will be
expecting you sweetheart.
After Dropping The Call:
Jane: So i'm going to visit that prostitute
again. For her mind o. *Hisses*.
Helen: This witch is coming here again, she
think i will buy her drinks with my money.
hahaha she will old.
Telephone Conversation Between Boys:
Ofego: Bastard how are you doing?.
Akpos: Mad man i'm fine! How about that
your drunken master father?.
Ofego: Hahahahaha! He's fine. What of your
crazy brother?.
Akpos: Hahaha. Wizard everybody is fine. Are
you at home? I want to come and charge my
phone in your house.
Ofego: Okay. No problem. Come along with
money let's drink.
Akpos: Idiot like you. It's beer that will kill you.
We'll see later.
After Dropping The Call:
Ofego: That's Akpos my man. He can be funny
at times but he's always a great companion
anytime, anyday.
Akpos: Ofego is just a reliable friend. I too
love that guy.

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True talk.

lol that's quite true

Men am happy am one of them cnt deal with gals stuff