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Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by Nobody: 4:07pm On Dec 10, 2013
grin grin LMAO
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by Chimarto: 4:07pm On Dec 10, 2013
J0nyb0y: Like if you played it as a Kid.. Miss those days
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P.s : check my signature

that na my game ooh we enjoyed it enhh.
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by RioFernandez(m): 4:13pm On Dec 10, 2013
hahhaahhahahahahaha. Wetin concern agbero with overload ohh??
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by Fabulous36(f): 4:13pm On Dec 10, 2013
LMAO
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by Nobody: 4:13pm On Dec 10, 2013
This must be a joke and a bad one.
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by Cenken(m): 4:14pm On Dec 10, 2013
Can a country be more confused than this? Smh

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Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by Nobody: 4:23pm On Dec 10, 2013
END TIME JOKES grin grin
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by xamiel: 4:23pm On Dec 10, 2013
Interesting!
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by eminikansoso(m): 4:24pm On Dec 10, 2013
Rexxie:
...and the highlighted is popular in your village and exclusive with you..
That is why your village alone produce the highest number of Thieves in Nigeria.
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by osykull22(m): 4:26pm On Dec 10, 2013
this our president na collombia
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by suzyluv(f): 4:29pm On Dec 10, 2013
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‎​=)) ¸¸.•´=D(¸.•´(¸.• =)) Ooº°˚Ø ˚° Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo. Pls don't mind ♍ε̲̣̣̣ cant help it but t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ laugh. T̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ FG U̶̲̥̅̊ people better face what concerns U̶̲̥̅̊ ₪d̶̲̥̅̊ leave Τ̅Ħ̀ε̅ poor children alone. Haba
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by Tbken: 4:30pm On Dec 10, 2013
OMG nairalanders are realy gullible.....Truely common sense is not common

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Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by mrofficial(m): 4:31pm On Dec 10, 2013
Exactly, the OP got it right. Jokes section.
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by mizzyboy007: 4:34pm On Dec 10, 2013
ionaira: The Federal government of Nigeria announced on Hot Swen TV today that no child in the country must be seen playing the popular police and thief game.
The game is very popular amongst Nigerian children in which they divide themselves into two groups, first group is a police group and the other group represents the thieves. The thieves hide somewhere then the police group searches for them and act like they are shooting them with two of their fingers when they find them whilst others use gun-like materials

In a live broadcast on Hot Swen TV today, the country’s president said that this is a major security threat to the country as most of this children grow up into professional armed robbers. “This armed robbers are so sophisticated that our police cannot handle them , they kill police men like chickens , I am sure they have been practicing since when they were children , the problem is that the ones that play police don’t pursue that career but the children that play thief pursue their own career in stealing “ the president said .

Any child found playing police and thief from now on, the thieves group will be arrested while the police group will be enrolled into the police college for further training


FG ODERS ARREST OF CHILDREN PLAYING POLICE AND THIEF
can this solve tha many problems we are facing presently in the country
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by Tundenoni(m): 4:34pm On Dec 10, 2013
Snoggy: But it isn't funny. Why is it in the jokes section? undecided
hahahahahahaha i no fit abeg....dis one na comedy of d year
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by ddeola: 4:39pm On Dec 10, 2013
Abegi...
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by ogunjimiwalefat(m): 4:40pm On Dec 10, 2013
what of the gurls who dey dance skelewu n azonto dem go turn to prostitute now...laughing tins clueless leaders with a clueless idea!
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by Efizzi: 4:48pm On Dec 10, 2013
Laughing...
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by Bome01(m): 4:49pm On Dec 10, 2013
So instead of them to hunt down real criminals, they are after little children just having fun? NPF is now a child's play!!! SMH
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by Thiannah(f): 5:01pm On Dec 10, 2013
Omg,the joke itself is not as funny as some of the comments here smiley.

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Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by Harfizy(m): 5:13pm On Dec 10, 2013
Dey Prefer Watching film dan playin such a game..
aanumama: Not sure if children still play that game .
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by stanley102(m): 5:20pm On Dec 10, 2013
How some people quickly fall for everything on nairaland! So Mr. President gave a LIVE BROADCAST on 'Hot swen TV?' Na joke fellow dollar(abi naira)landers.
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by Nobody: 5:51pm On Dec 10, 2013
eminikan soso:
That is why your village alone produce the highest number of Thieves in Nigeria.

u bloody dont know where am frm..well since u come outta fallin asleep tryin to count 123,n nolonger breakin bottles tryin to form simple sentences,wontcha get those hands from scratching ur patched arsse n put'em 2gether for urself? i mean c.l.a.p for yourself..
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by Cutesexy1(f): 6:01pm On Dec 10, 2013
Am laughing in chinese
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by Sike(m): 6:11pm On Dec 10, 2013
Lmao. U pple sha like to dey open my teeth.
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by aaniagu(m): 6:14pm On Dec 10, 2013
dis news is baseles and lacks credibility.
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by FOLYKAZE(m): 6:38pm On Dec 10, 2013
This people wants to put sand inside the garri of those selling toy guns.

They should find another thing to make law on.
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by experimentist: 6:39pm On Dec 10, 2013
Hahahahahahahahaha thunder faya FG if na true.. Na by force to join police.
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by Imoy(m): 7:16pm On Dec 10, 2013
Misplaced priorities. Anyway na joke sha.
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by ukayheights(m): 7:19pm On Dec 10, 2013
lyk say GEJ no bin d play am wen he was a kid. #RUBBISH. I can c naija dnt av beta leaderz. They need sum training about leadership.
Re: Fg Orders Arrest Of Children Playing Police And Thief by mrvictor: 7:56pm On Dec 10, 2013
Good joke!

...But what happens to Nollywood?

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