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Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Nobody: 8:17am On Dec 04, 2018 |
You really need a crash course in sarcasm. Sense of humor fall on you before 2018 ends in Jesus name! Beorn: 2 Likes |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MuttleyLaff: 8:23am On Dec 04, 2018 |
JeromeBlack:http://www.veoh.com/watch/v363280nFSFMC66 - Pilot 101 http://www.veoh.com/watch/v384437hZJ6YSHD - 102 Cute Boy God: Remember me? Joan Girardi: Why all the familiar looks? Doing the greatest hits, or are you getting a little pleased with yourself? Cute Boy God: You see me the way you want to see me, Joan. Like right now, you're mad at me... maybe you feel safer being mad at me when I look like this. Joan Girardi: You have a lot to answer for, buddy! No one asks to be born!... So we all get to die, and then everyone we love dies? Cute Boy God: Yeah. Joan Girardi: And... and that's good for you? Cute Boy God: Joan, there's nothing about death that I can say that would make sense to you. Joan Girardi: A lot of what happens here really sucks, so much for your... perfect system... Can you see me being really mad at you right now? Cute Boy God: Yes. Joan Girardi: Why does it have to be so hard? Cute Boy God: What specifically? Joan Girardi: Being alive, let's start there. Cute Boy God: You wish you weren't alive? Joan Girardi: No! I... I don't know. I wish... it didn't... hurt so much. Cute Boy God: It hurts because you feel it, Joan... because you're alive. You love people, that generates a lot of power, a lot of energy. The same kind of energy that binds atoms together, we've all seen what happens when you try to pry them apart. Joan Girardi: So, if I don't get attached to people then... it won't hurt so much? Cute Boy God: No, it's in your nature to get attached to people, I put that in the recipe. It's when you guys try to ignore that... when you try to go it alone, that's when it gets ugly. It's hell. Cute Boy God: It's Hell? Like the Hell? Cute Boy God: You know I'm real, Joan. You've always known, you're not crazy. Then you got chance to see what it really looks like. Crazy is destructive, it tears down. I'm all about building up. Joan: Then I suggest you take up carpentry. Cute Boy God: What do you think this is all about? Joan: Uh, you I suppose. Cute Boy God: It's a creation, Joan. It's not a destruction. And that's what I want you to do. I want you to be creative, I want you to build things. Joan: I build lamps! Cute Boy God: Relationships, possibilities, connections. [Pulls a book from His jacket pocket] Look, have you read this? Joan: You stole that! Cute Boy God: Well, technically everything's mine. Cute Boy God: Joan, I need to talk to you. Joan: Unless I'm missing something, we are talking. Cute Boy God: I want to be honest. Joan: Okay, who are you? Cute Boy God: I saw you today. Joan: Saw me where? Cute Boy God: Outside of your house. Look, I didn't mean to scare you. Joan: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. That was you? [He nods] That guy was an old guy. Cute Boy God: Okay, this is the difficult part. I don't always look the same. Joan: What are you talking about? What do you want with me? 'Cause I'm gonna warn you, my dad's a cop. He's not just any cop he is *the* cop. Cute Boy God: I know who your father is, Joan. He's Will Girardi, he's born September 4th, 1955, in Chicago. His father was Gerald Girardi, his mother was Elena Monroe. He had an uneventful childhood, attended Mother Cabrini high school, and Morten Junior College. After that he joined the police force in 1980. Then he met your mother, one Helen Brodie, she was an art school drop out. You're the middle child of three. About a year and a half ago your older brother, Kevin was in a car accident. Fractured his back, left him a paraplegic. You have one other brother, Luke, who's fifteen. Your favorite color's green, you love salt on cantaloupe, Jim Das broke your hear in eighth grade. And you're afraid of clowns. Joan: Who are you? Cute Boy God: I've known you since before you were born, Joan. Joan: I'll ask you one more time. Cute Boy God: I'm God. Joan: [Joan sees Cute Boy God waiting for her] Hey, God! Get lost, I mean it. Cute Boy God: I know you think you mean it. Joan: You know, I'm going to give my father a full description and a composite drawing, you'll be booked before dark. Cute Boy God: Maybe he'll be too busy thinking of creative ways to ground you for mouthing off in French class. Joan: Are you spying on me? Cute Boy God: I'm omniscient Joan, comes with the job. Joan: Okay. So you're God? Cute Boy God: Yes. Joan: As in, God. Cute Boy God: Right. Joan: Old Testament, Tower of Babel, burning bush, Ten Commandments, God. Cute Boy God: Well I come off a little friendlier in the New Testament and the Quran, but uh, yeah. Same God. Joan: And I'm supposed to believe you because...? Cute Boy God: Because you have a feeling. Joan: No I don't. [Joan turns and walks away] Cute Boy God: How about you believe me if I agree to overlook that promise you didn't keep? Joan: [Joan turns back around] What promise? Cute Boy God: Let's see, that you'd study hard, stop talking back, clean your room, and even go to church, if I recall, if I let your brother live. Joan: [Joan stares in silence, stunned by what she's just heard] How did you know about that? Cute Boy God: Omniscience, look it up. Joan: So you let my brother live, and now you're here to collect? Cute Boy God: No, I don't bargain. That would be cruel. Joan: Okay, so let's say you're God. Cute Boy God: Thank you. Joan: I wanna ask you some questions. Cute Boy God: No. Joan: No? Cute Boy God: No, as a general rule, I ask questions. Joan: Are you, are you being snippy with me? God is snippy. Cute Boy God: Let me explain something to you, Joan. It goes like this: I don't look like this, I don't look like anything you'd recognize. You can't see me. I don't sound like this, I don't sound like anything you'd recognize. You see, I'm beyond your experience. I take this form because, you're comfortable with it, it makes sense to you. And if I'm *snippy*, it's because you understand snippy. You get it? Joan: Sort of. Cute Boy God: Good, because I'm really not snippy. I've got a great personality, you'd like me. Joan: Well, I'm not religious you know. Cute Boy God: It's not about religion, Joan. It's about fulfilling your nature. Joan: Oh, I definitely haven't done that. Cute Boy God: Exactly. Joan: Well, let's, let's say you're God. Cute Boy God: Joan, I *am* God. Joan: Okay, well let's see a miracle. Cute Boy God: Okay. How about that. Joan: [Joan looks up] That's a tree. Cute Boy God: Let's see you make one. Joan: [Joan is in the hallway of her school. God appears as an older woman selling cupcakes for the soccer team] You're getting really good at showing up when nobody needs you. Old Lady God: Well, now, that's your opinion. Joan: So what do you want me to fail at this time? Old Lady God: Now what makes you think you failed? You did exactly what I asked you to do: you observed. Joan: Hmm! And what good did that do anybody? Ramsey's going to jail, Adam hates me even more... Old Lady God: Observation is a more powerful force than you could possibly reckon. The invisible, the overlooked, and the unobserved are those that are most in danger of reaching the end of the spectrum. They lose the last of their light. From there, anything can happen. Joan: Okay. Fine, I observed Ramsey, his life is still ruined. Old Lady God: His life wasn't the only one at stake. Joan: What do you mean? Old Lady God: [Starts pointing out different students in the hallway] There's Laura Eason, ninth grader. She plays the flute. She would have been one of the first to go... [gunshot sound] coming out of Orchestra at the wrong time. And Andrew Bayer: he would have tried to save his friend Lawrence DiStasi and lost his life. [two gunshots] And Gavin Price. [gunshot] And three other students in the cafeteria. And Mr. Harvey. And Ms. Schmidt in the library. And finally, Steve Ramsey himself. And for each of these faces Joan, there are twelve more whose lives would have come to an end today - lives altered forever by you. By the simple effect of being present, by entering the light, by joining the dance. [Joan wipes away a tear] JeromeBlack click on the links above to watch the pilot and then afterwards navigate for the entire series The above snippets are tasters to what to expect from the dialogues Come back, lets discuss when you're done watching all. |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by armadeo(m): 8:47am On Dec 04, 2018 |
alexistaiwo: Yes. This movie creeped me the F out. It was just that... creepy. |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by armadeo(m): 8:51am On Dec 04, 2018 |
JeromeBlack: I usually watch movies to be entertained and try not to fault them but venom was shit. Everything was wrong, I couldn't feel the movie at all. Too much crap thrown in my face ( despite my love for superhero movies). Ad I said before there should have gone the deadpool route and made It bloody Stamp R18 on it and let it fly instead of the child like movie they attempted to make. Did you notice that despite all the killing one drip of blood didn't appear in the entire movie. P.s @ muttleylaff WTF |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MuttleyLaff: 9:19am On Dec 04, 2018 |
armadeo:Though, I didnt mention you, be at least comparatively civil if you want to know I know everyone have their bad days, but please dont take yours out here |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 10:00am On Dec 04, 2018 |
alexistaiwo: There's no sarcasm in your post unless you don't even know what sarcasm means. You complained like this about The Revenant and other movies as well which made me term you ungrateful weeks ago because you only complain about movies you don't like which was suggested here but don't give props for the ones that you enjoyed. For me to type that meant I've known you to always complain about movies rated highly here that fell short of your expectations. 1 Like |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Nobody: 10:11am On Dec 04, 2018 |
You obviously don't follow my post here. How many times do I have to tell you. Stop being so serious all the time. This place is not a board meeting conference room, have fun bro. Social media is my playground so don't take my words to heart. Example last week, I wished diarrhea on those who recommended a movie and came back to say that I am the one having the diarrhea. Life is too short. Catch your fun whenever you can. Beorn: 1 Like |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JeromeBlack: 10:41am On Dec 04, 2018 |
armadeo: I swear, venom would have been mad if it was r18. The killing sprees, the bloodlust, the foul language etc. In fact, there should have been a cameo where venom infects Deadpool but venom runs mad and flees to another host because Deadpool is just too crazy. 3 Likes |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JeromeBlack: 10:44am On Dec 04, 2018 |
alexistaiwo: You seem to have had a crappy week. Life is shitty sometimes 4 Likes |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by JeromeBlack: 10:46am On Dec 04, 2018 |
MuttleyLaff: I don't have time to watch the video now. Will save it for later. But for the dialogue, God sounds like a scammer. He never answers a question directly. Then he even goes to say that he doesn't generally answer questions. Is it the. Surprising that religion is a scam? |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Nobody: 10:50am On Dec 04, 2018 |
Finally someone who gets it JeromeBlack: |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MuttleyLaff: 11:07am On Dec 04, 2018 |
JeromeBlack:I know you are sport. This will get right up your alley. Let's not get carried away and be head of ourselves now before watching the entire Joan of Arcadia CBS series, just watch them, then after, we can mutually discuss, even discuss your "God is a scammer" allegation too. By the way, it's what you've come to know religion as, that is a scam. True and pure religion is never a scam JeromeBlack please ask if that link plays up and you need alternatives |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Galapagous(m): 11:39am On Dec 04, 2018 |
AdamNicks:Mark wahlberg talks too much. Necessarily and unnecessarily the later affects his acting alot. Even if ure use to talking, you should do it in a brilliant manner. He should learn from Downey junior. 1 Like |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Eloinmoney: 12:27pm On Dec 04, 2018 |
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Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Nobody: 12:57pm On Dec 04, 2018 |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Anas09: 3:04pm On Dec 04, 2018 |
MuttleyLaff:re here to collect? Cute Boy God: No, I do. |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Anas09: 3:15pm On Dec 04, 2018 |
MuttleyLaff:Can i download it? Is there a site other than that link? |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MuttleyLaff: 3:49pm On Dec 04, 2018 |
Anas09:This is a two seasons run 45 episodes TV series, meaning the 45 episodes was ran over 2 years before the rug was pulled under it. Besides it being proprietary as reason why you wouldnt be able to download it, except if bought off Amazon, why not freely watch online, instead of downloading 45 episodes? |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by armadeo(m): 4:56pm On Dec 04, 2018 |
MuttleyLaff: Maybe I should have put exclamation marks. Sorry! On my lane now. |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MuttleyLaff: 5:10pm On Dec 04, 2018 |
armadeo:I am sorry if I have been oversensitive, I honestly thought you were trying to be a jerk. Feel free to jump into my lane anytime. |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by armadeo(m): 5:18pm On Dec 04, 2018 |
MuttleyLaff: Cool. I wondered how spam bot didn't get you for that long post. What's the title of this write up. I might like it. Man should think. |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MuttleyLaff: 5:24pm On Dec 04, 2018 |
armadeo:http://www.veoh.com/watch/v363280nFSFMC66 - Pilot 101 http://www.veoh.com/watch/v384437hZJ6YSHD - 102 They aren't write ups as such, they are dialogues from a TV series. Click on the above links, to watch the first two episodes. Let me know if you are having issues with any. Also if you want, let's together go over what you watched |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Nobody: 5:51pm On Dec 04, 2018 |
Presently watching the autopsy of jane doe and for someone who doesn't eat meat. I am currently finding the movie enjoyable but very disgusting. This is one of the reasons why I don't eat meat All flesh na flesh |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by armadeo(m): 5:52pm On Dec 04, 2018 |
MuttleyLaff: Will check it out later tonight. Thanks |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by armadeo(m): 5:54pm On Dec 04, 2018 |
Completed don't breathe yesterday. That movie was sick to the core. In really liked the psychopathic blind man.. Started pappilon. Saw the original with Dustin Hoffman a very long time ago. Will probably finish it this weekend. Looks good so far. 1 Like |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MuttleyLaff: 6:38pm On Dec 04, 2018 |
armadeo:Be alert, attentive and don't blink when watching |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ambassadorgozie(m): 6:56pm On Dec 04, 2018 |
Guys pls wots d sites to download French movies? |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by olu4life(m): 7:18pm On Dec 04, 2018 |
Sigh.... No new movie for days now Tired of refreshing movie sites Please is "Support the girls" and "smallfoot" worth downloading? |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 8:11pm On Dec 04, 2018 |
olu4life: Support The Girls is easily one of the most useless movie of this year. Absolute rubbish. You'll smash your device out of anger while watching it. I just downloaded Smallfoot and will watch it tomorrow. So, exercise patience for me to watch and review, or just take the risk and download it anyway. |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Viking007(m): 8:23pm On Dec 04, 2018 |
armadeo:Downloading. |
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by omoowhe: 8:51pm On Dec 04, 2018 |
armadeo:please where did you download Don't Breathe from?? ? |
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