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| Stupid Product Labels by rasque(m): 2:30am On Jun 18, 2006 |
Please think about these. For every one, someone has actually done this, propbably more than once. I really wonder if the Human race actually will survive, or if we are truly doomed to stupidity. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner. No purchase necessary. Details inside." (Shoplifters special) On a box of Dial soap: "Use like regular soap." (what the Bleep?) On Swanson's frozen dinners: "Servong suggestion: Defrost." (How in the hell else am I supposed to eat it?) On a hotel provided shower cap: "Fits one head." On Teseo's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of box) "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!) On Mark's and Spencer bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really? You sure?) On packaging for a Rowena iron: "Do not iron clothes on while on body." (What the hell?) On Boot's children's cough medicine: "Do not operate car heavy machinery." (How old is a child?) On Nytol sleeping aid: "Warning, may cause drowsiness." (What did I buy it for again?) On Korean kitchen knife: "Warning, keep out of children." (or pets, ) On a string of X-Mas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use." (As opposed to where?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I'm very curious here, ) On Sainsbury's nuts: "Warning, contains nuts." (? !) On American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (People that dumb shouldn't be allowed to eat.) In the Husquavarna chainsaw manual: "Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals." (Where the hell did this come from?) On a child's Superman costume: "Warning, wearing this costume does not enable you to fly." (Yup, destroy a universal kid fantasy) On a car sunshade: "Do not operate vehicle with shade in place." |
| Re: Stupid Product Labels by kajad(m): 2:41pm On Jun 18, 2006 |
lol. some stupid labels indeed!  |
| Re: Stupid Product Labels by desiree(f): 5:54pm On Jun 18, 2006 |
kai, LMFAO |
| Re: Stupid Product Labels by micklplus(m): 10:17am On Jun 19, 2006 |
true talk |
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