Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts:
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> "Wake Up! Quick! My husband is back.
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> Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then
> realizes:
> "Damn, I am the husband!"
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> Who is guilty in this situation?

BOTH ARE BIG TIME CHEATERS!!

I FOUND THE TWO PARTIES GUILTY!!

that was a good one,both are guilty.the wife cheat on th husband while the husband cheat on the wife

This is my verdict:
wife guilty
husband not guilty (simpl actng on instincts)
CASE DISMISSED AND CLOSED, ALL RISE !

yeahh

case closed *tries to stand up, accidentally hits a chair and tumbles face down*

I object!  

They're both gulty!  

short and str8 to the point. love it.

wife is a freaking cheat,
the husband has good response.

@clemcy
sorry oh. dry bones shall rise again _{continues singing}

**Stands up in full LIARS regalia (wig n all) with a bottle of beer in his hand**

Your honor hic! after looking carefully at hic! the circumstances hic! surrounding this case,hic! hic!

I hereby deduce from all the evidence given hic! that, hic!

The dream is guilty hic! I arrest my case Hic!

Na the dream cause am now!

lmao, yh, the dream should be charged

*stands up gingerly awww gets a nearby bench and sits down*

this case gotta be adjourned cant bliv the wife is going free

It`s a good one bob!
The woman should be blamed for raising false alarm.
{Both are certified cheats!}

the man is guilty, females dont cheat dey only display their feelings

what a coincidence!

The two both of em ain't innocent

and i sense that reply came from an innocent heart?

@ lysaa

True talk

Abeg none dey guilty,none was caught in the act

@topic

nothing spoil. all goes!

Both av bin seeing 2 many Home videos.

A 10yr old boy was jealous of his new baby brother because his mother was not paying attention to him at all. Tired of this constant ignoring he decided to solve the problem once and for all. He decided to put poison on his mother's nipples while she was sleeping to kill the baby. The next morning, the gardener was found dead!

hahahaha! . . . . wetin d gardener go find? "He's as guilty as can be" except d gardener is d husband 2 b though

lmao

greedy gardner, didn't even consider the lil babe

shit happenz

ofcos every bodi dey shit. .but u don shit?

U need prove?

awwwhhh . . , how sad poor gardener guy . . .

The ladies breast pump broke and her teats were killing her . . . .her husband was out so she pleaded with the gardener who was only performing a service to humanity . . .eh yah. . . .poor guy. . . .

As per the sleepin husband and wife . . .The wife is giulty . . _{no need 4 an explanation}

It look like this two cases are connected

The real question wey una for ask be say na wetin kill the gardener?

but una perverted minds don already conclude say the guy go suck bobi!

That boy is a wicked boy, hin wan kill im baby brother too bad!

@poster loved the dream joke better!

Boy is wicked,mother is a cheater,gardner?well he is just following orders

good analysis