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| "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by Nobody: 1:11am On Dec 13, 2013 |
Am I the only one that has noticed his level of hatred for the catholic church that he keeps posting threads to bash the church Note I have asked him the church he attends in his thread but he completely avoids answering. Like I always say: It's never enough to hide behind the keyboard (on a faceless forum like nl) running around the religious section like a puppy to sentence any church to hell. You have to tell us the heavenly church you attend perhaps we can start with your church. Acidosis, I use this thread to dare you to lay aside all shame and finally mention this your church which is a sure way to heaven. Or don't you want us to know who your heavenly pastor is so we too can join the heavenly church wagon.  How will you convert us nah if you're so ashamed of showing us the way to your heaven certified church? Please do not shy away from this question as usual. Abi na only you wan go heaven? Also if anyone out there knows his church,please don't hesitate to post it. Thanks |
| Re: "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by Acidosis(m): 3:23pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
Sir, I have something to correct there, I do not hate the Catholic Church. Hate is a strong word, bro. I guess you meant the doctrine "catholicism". As par your question, I'm a follower of Christ. The name of my Church is irrelevant over there (Heaven). As far as we are on Nairaland, I would always love to talk about the ultimate word of God. |
| Re: "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by Nobody: 5:31pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
Acidosis: Sir, Answer not accepted. I just need to know your church since according to you, catholic is hell bound. I thought my question is simple and clear enough. Enough of your sermons, I've heard enough of it. I want to know the church you attend. That's all Thanks |
| Re: "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by okpurukata(f): 7:32pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
Acid please answer or forever be silent 1 Like |
| Re: "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by POPEII: 7:50pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
Them don't want us to come to heaven with then    wicked heretics  1 Like |
| Re: "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by Acidosis(m): 8:01pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
Kamsy10: Its not one of those 'popular' churches you're familiar with.. So there is no point telling you. If you go through the list of churches in Nigeria, you'll see over 100,000 different names of pentecostal churches.. so what's the point? I know you're here to bash Jet Pastors and extravagant men BUT sorry, I don't do crowd. I do not attend any of these churches you know.. |
| Re: "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by Acidosis(m): 8:03pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
okpurukata: Acid please answer or forever be silentlol @ your name Well, Church Of Jesus Christ  How about that? |
| Re: "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by Acidosis(m): 8:07pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
POPE II: Them don't want us to come to heaven with then No "Church" can guarantee your entry into the Kingdom of God. Only YOU can. |
| Re: "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by POPEII: 8:08pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
Acidosis:abegi we want to join your church, I'm tired of being a Catholic. Help your brother acidosis 1 Like |
| Re: "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by Acidosis(m): 8:16pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
POPE II: abegi we want to join your church, I'm tired of being a Catholic. Help your brother acidosis Sadly, my church do not have a branch in your domain. But you can join a living church around you.. But like I said bro, church is not the main thing... |
| Re: "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by POPEII: 8:18pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
Acidosis:what's my domain?  |
| Re: "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by Acidosis(m): 8:46pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
POPE II: what's my domain? Outside the middle belt |
| Re: "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by POPEII: 8:55pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
Acidosis: |
| Re: "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by POPEII: 8:56pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
You need to expand, anyways we can always come in the middle belt. Who is your pastor 1 Like |
| Re: "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by Nobody: 9:28pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
Acidosis: So All of a sudden now, church is no longer the main thing. ROTFLMAO Your church is the only one I want, to MAKE SURE am on the heavenly wagon. Like I said I've tried a number of Pentecostal churches b4 returning to cath church so I only want yours at this point. Thanks |
| Re: "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by Nobody: 9:35pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
POPE II: You need to expand, anyways we can always come in the middle belt. Who is your pastor I want to know too Thanks |
| Re: "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by Acidosis(m): 9:47pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
^ ^ POPE II: You need to expand, anyways we can always come in the middle belt. Who is your pastor I preach Jesus, not Pastor. |
| Re: "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by Nobody: 9:55pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
Acidosis: Also please kindly explain the meaning of a living church and which one is a dying church cos I don't remember Jesus using such adjectives. If you can equally name the living churches: That might help me to understand better so I know what to do with the dying ones Thanks |
| Re: "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by Acidosis(m): 10:03pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
Kamsy10: Living church - A church that follows the pathway of Christ and the apostles... |
| Re: "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by Nomswilli(m): 10:08pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
Acidosis pls answer d questions kos u earlier pointed to d factdat Catholics are domed...u kan save us if u wish 1 Like |
| Re: "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by Nobody: 10:08pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
Acidosis: First, Could you please reference a scripture where Jesus used the adjectives "living" and "dying" to qualify his church Or did you really make up those words and used it to qualify Jesus' church? Or are we helping Jesus to differentiate two types of churches incase he (Jesus) cannot figure out the difference I want to know the origin of such words please. Secondly, give examples of the churches that are living and the ones are dying Thanks |
| Re: "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by Enigma(m): 10:42pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
Acidosis: The bolded is all you need to tell anyone ---- unless you deliberately choose otherwise for some reason of your own. If people want alternative names, I suggest: 1. The Church of God 2. The Church of Christ 3. The Church of the Lord 4. The Christian Church The first three are clearly in the Bible; the fourth is biblical.  |
| Re: "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by Enigma(m): 10:43pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
Acidosis: ^ ^ I preach Jesus, not Pastor. Exactly! It is worthless preaching "pastor" --- or "pope"; or even "church father" for that matter. |
| Re: "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by POPEII: 10:54pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
*Yawns* Bump Fail!....... |
| Re: "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by adsonstone: 11:19pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
Enigma: Perfect! In addition, I also suggest calling it 'The Synagogue' just like the one in Ephesus is called in the book of Acts... (not SCOAN). 1 Like |
| Re: "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by POPEII: 11:22pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
Fail |
| Re: "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by Enigma(m): 12:04am On Dec 14, 2013 |
adsonstone: Bros, I personally will suggest sticking to the word "Church" because of its significance as "the called out" and "separate" and, especially, the body of Christ! |
| Re: "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by Nobody: 8:52am On Dec 14, 2013 |
Kamsy10: |
| Re: "acidosis" please let us know your church>The church that's the sure way 2heaven by try69: 9:35am On Dec 14, 2013 |
Only a fool will tell me not to belong to a body (church) of God's people for good guide as I work out my salvation.. Leave the catholic church, leave the catholic church..yet they cannot boldly recommend where to go for me. When the bible said the church is the pillar of truth, I guess it was talking about us individually proclaiming our perceived truth.. All in the name of ridicule for the church that christ himself launched.. SHOW ME THE MAN THAT STARTED THE CATHOLIC CHURCH AND I WILL LEAVE HER OR FOREVER SHUT UP. |
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