Mykali

my dota is just testing all that i taught her before I sent her to school abroad. She really does not know the meaning.

Save her ignorance  

cheiii, see liar!

see stupid dota

satan, get thee behind me

which dota? when am almost twice di guy's age

angel, guard ma dota from going the wrong way

i said satan, get thee behind me

I said GOOD LORD - PROTECT MY DAUGHTER FROM BEING LIKE DR. FAUSTUS

satan, get thee behind me

oloshius nerd

mustard

Top 30 Reasons to Date a Tennis Player

1. Even when they're not scoring, they're in Love.
2. They do it on more than one surface.
3. They hit from any angle.
4. They grunt when the action heats up.
5. They're good with their hands
6. They do it with 2 or 4 people
7. They've got endurance to last 3 hours or longer
8. They wear tiny skirts for easy play
9. They know how to stroke it.
10. They do it for unlimited minutes in many different positions.
11. They like to be on top of their game.
12. They enjoy getting hot and sweaty.
13. They work the balls really well.
14. They know how to take it up the middle.
15. They play the court until they score.
16. They use phrases like "cmon!" "lets go!" when the going gets rough, and the occasional "why can't u get it in?!".
17. They sometimes do it against a wall because its faster and harder.
18. They know how to wrap a handle.
19. They know where the sweet spot is.
20. They don't want love, they want to score.
21. If they find themselves in a deep hole they can slowly ease their way back out again.
22. They love to hit it between the legs.
23. If they can't get it in the first time, they always get a second chance.
24. It doesn't matter how hard they can hit it, its the accuracy and consistency that conveys a good performance.
25. They bend over in order to get ready to play.
26. They use vibraters/dampeners all the time,
27. They always warm up before playing.
28. They know how to serve each other.
29. They know how to use all different kinds of grips.
30. They have soft hands for the balls down low.

really missed all these jokes

wtf

wats 4rking u?

Rhetorical question

sure

maybe some1's really fc*kd up
clems, whata gwuan

nice pics

sharrap dia

what's nice dere/ `

@pope i got alotta confessions

bring 'em on;
or you want it in private we can make it qiuck and simple