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Funny, Cute, Flattering And Cheesy Pick-up Lines! by Tonbrazeal(m): 12:58pm On Dec 17, 2013
These chat up lines are light-hearted, funny and cute (or 'cheesy' in some people's books!)

Are you an interior decorator? 'Cause when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Are you religious? 'Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.
Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink.[Why?]Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions?[To where?]To your heart.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.

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Re: Funny, Cute, Flattering And Cheesy Pick-up Lines! by Tonbrazeal(m): 1:07pm On Dec 17, 2013
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts
Re: Funny, Cute, Flattering And Cheesy Pick-up Lines! by Tonbrazeal(m): 1:13pm On Dec 17, 2013
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
How was heaven when you left it?
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.
Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
I'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.
If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
Re: Funny, Cute, Flattering And Cheesy Pick-up Lines! by Tonbrazeal(m): 1:15pm On Dec 17, 2013
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Are you a magician Because Abraca-DAYUM!
Be unique and different, say yes.
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
When God made you, he was showing off.
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Re: Funny, Cute, Flattering And Cheesy Pick-up Lines! by Tonbrazeal(m): 1:17pm On Dec 17, 2013
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
This time next year let’s be laughing together.
Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.
Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.
I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.
Are you a beaver? Cause dam!
Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
I could use some spare change and you're a dime.
I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Wow! Are those real?
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
You are the reason men fall in love.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.
You better call Life Alert, 'cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up
Re: Funny, Cute, Flattering And Cheesy Pick-up Lines! by Lordsocrates: 1:24pm On Dec 17, 2013
kuuulllllll......tns op
Re: Funny, Cute, Flattering And Cheesy Pick-up Lines! by Tonbrazeal(m): 1:27pm On Dec 17, 2013
U welcum bro..
Re: Funny, Cute, Flattering And Cheesy Pick-up Lines! by Atk01(f): 2:27pm On Dec 17, 2013
I like this one.
Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
Re: Funny, Cute, Flattering And Cheesy Pick-up Lines! by Nobody: 2:35pm On Dec 17, 2013
I like this one grin cheesy
"There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look"
Its sweet.
Re: Funny, Cute, Flattering And Cheesy Pick-up Lines! by Tonbrazeal(m): 7:23pm On Dec 17, 2013
Tnx Justified
Re: Funny, Cute, Flattering And Cheesy Pick-up Lines! by Tonbrazeal(m): 7:23pm On Dec 17, 2013
Smiles@Atk
Re: Funny, Cute, Flattering And Cheesy Pick-up Lines! by Nwanneamakah: 10:00pm On Dec 17, 2013
These ones got me lol;
I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.
Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.
I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

Nice write up smiley
Re: Funny, Cute, Flattering And Cheesy Pick-up Lines! by Tonbrazeal(m): 10:15pm On Dec 17, 2013
Nwanneamakah: These ones got me lol;
I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.
Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.
I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

Nice write up smiley
tnx,lol
Re: Funny, Cute, Flattering And Cheesy Pick-up Lines! by Nwanneamakah: 10:34pm On Dec 17, 2013
Tonbrazeal: tnx,lol

Uw smiley
Re: Funny, Cute, Flattering And Cheesy Pick-up Lines! by Tonbrazeal(m): 10:56pm On Dec 17, 2013
Nwanneamakah:

Uw smiley
ait dr.
Re: Funny, Cute, Flattering And Cheesy Pick-up Lines! by mencade6: 8:50am On Dec 18, 2013
let me take my position here cos it is the kind of post that normally make front page.

@op, wen making all these moves make sure your pocket/account is highly monetized else it will be just a waste of precious and valuable time.
Re: Funny, Cute, Flattering And Cheesy Pick-up Lines! by Tonbrazeal(m): 1:12pm On Dec 18, 2013
mencade6: let me take my position here cos it is the kind of post that normally make front page.

@op, wen making all these moves make sure your pocket/account is highly monetized else it will be just a waste of precious and valuable time.
lols bro,na d power of d tongue o
Re: Funny, Cute, Flattering And Cheesy Pick-up Lines! by Abbey2sam(m): 1:34pm On Dec 18, 2013
JustifiedChild: I like this one grin cheesy
"There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look"
Its sweet.

I will pm you those line, I hope I get a chance with you
Re: Funny, Cute, Flattering And Cheesy Pick-up Lines! by Nobody: 1:34pm On Dec 18, 2013
JustifiedChild: I like this one grin cheesy
"There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look"
Its sweet.
I love that line. Works wonders on a girl yu use it. if she's fair, yu must see her blushing!

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