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Joke: The First Date by NaLaugh: 1:06pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
Ekaite about to go on a 1st date with her boyfriend Panku. she was being tutored by her grandma. Grandma: "He will try to kiss you, allow him. He will try to cuddle you, allow him. He will try to lay u down and get on top of you, don't allow him". Ekaite: grandma, why?. Grandma: "because if you do that, you have allowed him to disgrace you and all your family". Ekaitte: okay she left on her date. Several hours later she returned. Grandma: how did it go?. Ekaite: exactly as you said, except when he laid me down and tried to disgrace our family, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family. haha! |
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