Patrick Obahiagbon you dey fall my hand well well o. One week of epistolary higi-haga in the land and nobody hear pim from you. In the absence of a maniacally bewildering statement on the season of letters from the Serikin Latin, I hereby peep into Obahiagbon's mind by drafting possible reactions.

The drama is propitiously oblahomabian nature. It cest dejavu to the sustenance of Nigeria democracy.The nomocowsm display of the elitiastic madalaho of the pradarlasm of Nigeria is craze-related which needs some hospitalic attention with immediate alacrity. This is totally farmablistic and it's hahable and it got to stop!

The ship of this country is sailing towards a pestilential aqua which, like the biblical teke teke mene uphasia, is visible for the blind to see, and for the deaf to hear. It leaves me with no words but to say that the coming days are laden with a huge political thalidomide....

Let me say presticible, that is as quickly as possible that I am suffused in a state of orgamoga at the penchant of our political elites resorting to lettermania to settle political kirigi wars of attrition.

This hanky-panky in reciprocal exchange of epistolatory egocentrism pooh-poohs the very essence of the Nigerian. It is odoriferous and gargantuan and is bound to make the unitiated very soporific indeed. The namby-pamby must be terminated else the political firmament be inundated with monumental distraction from the issue of governance.

The recent gedankenexperiment of open letter happening in our political league, heralds a clarion call to the future. I scent a turning point in twenty-fifteen.

I'm lugubriously bewildered and flummoxed by the way the irretrievably insensate kulaks presiding over the affairs of 170 millions people cascading the wheel of the nation down into the cesspit of political haga higi with continuous defenestration of their duties.

It's heartbreaking and ominicacious that the people who are supposed to be the heyi-han of our political catus are meleving with the polity. This vangis-vangum padivel needs to be arrested to avoid the nkewalizing of the nation.

'Why have the major political aristos chosen this harmattan aura to bombard us with hideous and psyche-wrecking verbal missiles? It is a pitiable disma-pisma and more than regrettably lugubrious that the once exalted republic is cascading into a state of anarchy and higgledy-piggledy accompanied by unwarranted gobbledegook. I am bemused, flummoxed and now compelled to sing the nunc dimittis for Nigeria.

More to come and please add yours

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Any translator in the house?

this dude is becoming boring with his grammar.

na so person they go ma...

Interpretation please

A clear case of serial madness

just lost a tooth.

Hahable...that got me lolling!

The tutumous lettering higi-hagaly embraced by pro and anti Jonathan, shall oblivionate the jundiced ss in 2015.

gsalvatore: this dude is becoming boring with his grammar.

na so person they go ma...

which dude is becoming boring abeg, the Op who peeped into the mind of the grammatarian or the grammatarian himself!

hehehehehehe lwkmd
me too ayaf peep thru hon. patrick's mind






it is a pitiable bismal-dismal, and it is regrettably lugubrious that as
a president of this country, because of the high-handed-ness, because
of the direction-less direction-less-ness, because of the purpose-less
purpose-less-ness and because of the meginistinal statism that has
gritted all sectors of the economy, the vast majority of Nigerians,
should facilitate between exorbitant enthusiam and irrational
irritability.. because the microscopic view which was contained in that
18page letter.. i think just as the biblical mene mene tekel uphasin..
it is as clear as aqua that Nigeria is in a total state of anarchy

Can we see the video?

ignis: Can we see the video?

what video are u requesting for when OP jst peepd 2ru d mind of hon patrick..

Which one is this " teke teke mene uphasia"

austinsmat: Which one is this " teke teke mene uphasia"

Daniel 5:26-28

26 “Here is what these words mean:

Mene: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.

27 Tekel: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.

28 Peres: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”

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what an odouriferous and incommunicado post from the op..

You try

When the daughter of a renowned Generallisimo Extraordinaire, a Statesman Emeritus, and a Socio-Political Enigma takes it upon herself to write in such a confrontational, instigational, provocative and irreverent manner, the existential locus-standi to which we have all been accustomed has most certainly been contravened in a flagrantly eggregarious manner by the very modus-operandi resorted to by all willing participants, both primary and incidental, creating an odious stygian panorama of politicalo-ethnic rigor-mortice, in which couter-intuitive melodrama, ab-inito, is permitted to constitute and perpetuate this disconcerting theater of the absurd that currently befouls Nigeria's status-quo in a most unedifying manner.

More to come.

Will read this loudly in the midnight alone. The spirit ll drop me bag of money.