[b]READ ON!



I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear,

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you, she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.'
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either, but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.


Alright ladies, forward this if you agree. Hell, even if you disagree, forward it anyway.[/b]

badblood13:


I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

HUHH!!!

naahh. . . . u boi'd her!!!

not fair tho!!

@ Poster

Did you do this for real?? Or is this an editorial??

If it is the former then I say you are my new role model for dealing with sex-hoarding bitches.

That was cold,, mean and downright wicked. I LOVE IT!!

@ Badblood
or what is that bloody name, must you come and put this online?? if she does not feel like having sex, Na by force, NONSENSE!!

Cool!

tit for tat

all because of sex

sharrap dia

what do u know?

please read d archives b4 postin dis, its a used jke men

where the archives?

archive or no archive, the point has been made

why girls they vex when them hear the truth.

this joke is long forgotten

ok and ok

just seeing it 4 the 1st time and i'm like . . . . . .WWWWOOOOOWWWW!!!

spenchuks:

archive or no archive, the point has been made

i GUESS THE POINT IS THE JOKE

@badblood13
Boy you are mean and smart.

Good for d girl. Wish many guys will learn this style

gilgee

[i][/i]picks up his bag and walks away, shaking his head, wondering where nairaland is headin to?

somewhere better i hope to heavens

safe journey

Nice one, do me I do u, Man no go vex

touch me i touch u

nice


_{hmmm this infopapa wetin him siggy dey talk sef}

Na wa o

quickygirl: @ Badblood
or what is that bloody name, must you come and put this online?? if she does not feel like having sex, Na by force, NONSENSE!!

Y fly nah go awex suport hm next of kin.d guy smart die.lolz

quickygirl: @ Badblood
or what is that bloody name, must you come and put this online?? if she does not feel like having sex, Na by force, NONSENSE!!

If he dose not feel lyk spendin, is it by force? yeye