I am beginning to think south
africans are not creative! Had
mandela been a Nigerian,
1. The corpse will stay in mortuary
for five years to enable
government prepare for befitting
burial.
2. Government will setup a
planning committee with power to
award contracts to construct new
roads
leading to mandela's home town.
Construction of new airports, new
stadium for burial reception.
3. The body will fly round the
36states of the federation
including the FCT.
4. There will be national ashebi
(uniform) imported from holland, it
will be made compulsory for every
Nigerian to buy, sew and wear.
5. New slangs will emerge, for
instance yoruba greeting will start
e ku madiba o, eku iku mandela.
6. Our network will produce new
callertunes e.g to hear mandela's
last breath press 1. To hear the last
word he spoke press 2. E.t.c
7. New products will emerge e.g
madiba zobo drink. Madiba pure
water, madiba magic soap/cream.
8. Our musicians? Aaaah 5
albums daily to praise the icon.
9. New born babies will be called
Mandela. Yuh can add yours..