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A Mathematics Student Leter To His Girl Friend. by easyz(m): 9:36pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
A MATHEMATICS STUDENT LETER TO HIS GIRL FRIEND My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I will not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. Yours ever loving, JOHN... What can you say about the letter? |
Re: A Mathematics Student Leter To His Girl Friend. by Tolexander: 9:40pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
You try |
Re: A Mathematics Student Leter To His Girl Friend. by easyz(m): 9:42pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Tolexander: You try I didn't compose it. Just copy copy |
Re: A Mathematics Student Leter To His Girl Friend. by Gideon9947: 9:43pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Ver¥ interesting.any way first page tinz 1 Like |
Re: A Mathematics Student Leter To His Girl Friend. by Dannylux: 9:48pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
A very old joke from Facebook. Loved it back then. |
Re: A Mathematics Student Leter To His Girl Friend. by Tolexander: 9:54pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
easyz:ok! Wanna quickly compose mine. Only that am a lill lazy to rack my brain and type tonight |
Re: A Mathematics Student Leter To His Girl Friend. by drss(m): 10:22pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
End time tins |
Re: A Mathematics Student Leter To His Girl Friend. by touchplay(m): 10:42pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
[color=#000099][/color]brb,make i go check Soup wey dey faya. |
Re: A Mathematics Student Leter To His Girl Friend. by easyz(m): 10:57pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
touchplay: [color=#000099][/color]brb,make i go check Soup wey dey faya.For this kind time? Anyway I need a plate of soup to push my 4 raps of eba pls. No put meat Oº°˚˚°ºoo Thanks |
Re: A Mathematics Student Leter To His Girl Friend. by Briz(m): 11:36pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
I can say it is an OPEN LETTER |
Re: A Mathematics Student Leter To His Girl Friend. by immortalvoices(m): 12:06am On Dec 21, 2013 |
.....I HEAR VOICES..... |
Re: A Mathematics Student Leter To His Girl Friend. by Ruq: 4:18am On Dec 21, 2013 |
Dear John, If with all these, you cannot use Pythagoras theorem to put food on the table and money in our lives. I will use the quadratic equation in my mind, to simplify my options which will put you at lower decimal point and you'll be called My X. Your Dearest, Girlfriend. 1 Like |
Re: A Mathematics Student Leter To His Girl Friend. by Nutase: 6:04am On Dec 21, 2013 |
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Re: A Mathematics Student Leter To His Girl Friend. by skyscraperTM(m): 10:26am On Dec 21, 2013 |
Just in case |
Re: A Mathematics Student Leter To His Girl Friend. by easyz(m): 12:58pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
Ruq: Dear John, Hahahahahah |
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