A MATHEMATICS STUDENT LETER TO HIS
GIRL FRIEND
My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was
passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with your cute
circular face, conical nose and
spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you, my heart was a
null set, but when a vector of
magnitude (likeness) from your eyes
at a deviation of theta
made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic
equation with real
roots, which only you can solve by
making good binary relation
with me.
The cosine of my love for you
extends to infinity. I promise that I
will not resolve you into partial
functions but if I do so, you can
integrate me by applying the limits
from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an
element to a set. The geometry of my
life revolves around your acute
personality.
Yours ever loving,
JOHN... What can you say about the letter?

You try

Tolexander: You try

I didn't compose it. Just copy copy

Ver¥ interesting.any way first page tinz

A very old joke from Facebook. Loved it back then.

easyz:

I didn't compose it. Just copy copy

ok!
Wanna quickly compose mine. Only that am a lill lazy to rack my brain and type tonight

End time tins

[color=#000099][/color]brb,make i go check Soup wey dey faya.

touchplay: [color=#000099][/color]brb,make i go check Soup wey dey faya.

For this kind time?

Anyway I need a plate of soup to push my
4 raps of eba pls.





No put meat Oº°˚˚°ºoo
Thanks

I can say it is an OPEN LETTER

.....I HEAR VOICES.....

Dear John,
If with all these, you cannot use Pythagoras theorem to put food on the table and money in our lives. I will use the quadratic equation in my mind, to simplify my options which will put you at lower decimal point and you'll be called My X.

Your Dearest,
Girlfriend.

..

Just in case

Ruq: Dear John,
If with all these, you cannot use Pythagoras theorem to put food on the table and money in our life's. I will use the quadratic equation in my mind, to simplify my options which will put you at lower decimal point and you'll be called My X.

Your Dearest,
Girlfriend.

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