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Never Force A Child To Pray by blackbalang(f): 1:06pm On Jun 29, 2012
Never force children to Pray. At
dinner, a little boy was ordered to
lead in prayer...
BOY- But i dont know how to pray
DAD- Just pray for your family
members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc
BOY-"Dear Lord"he started
Thank u for our visitors and their
children, who finished all my
cookies and ice cream.
Bless them so they wont come again.
Forgive our neighbor's son, who
removed my sister's clothes and
wrestled with her
on her bed.
This coming Christmas, pliz send clothes to all those poor
naked ladies on my daddy's
blackberry
and provide shelter for the
homeless men who use mom's
room when daddy is at work.. AMEN

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Re: Never Force A Child To Pray by slimchi2k2(m): 4:52pm On Jun 29, 2012
nice

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Re: Never Force A Child To Pray by Exponental(m): 6:07pm On Jun 29, 2012
Gba gaun!!
Re: Never Force A Child To Pray by Homar(m): 6:43pm On Jun 29, 2012
Why is this joke not in the front page Thats why i took a break . @ op nice joke lol

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Re: Never Force A Child To Pray by blackbalang(f): 7:12pm On Jun 29, 2012
Homar: Why is this joke not in the front page Thats why i took a break . @ op nice joke lol
lol thankz ... Read it sumwer
Re: Never Force A Child To Pray by Nobody: 3:25am On Jul 04, 2012
cheesy
Re: Never Force A Child To Pray by bunmioguns(m): 5:48am On Jul 04, 2012
Homar: Why is this joke not in the front page Thats why i took a break . @ op nice joke lol
.
.
Because it had been posted here several times
Re: Never Force A Child To Pray by Nobody: 7:15am On Jul 04, 2012
Itz bin posted be4.Come up with ur own tongue

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