1. Insult upon injury
>2. Nonsense and Ingredient
>3. If i sound u ehh, I will soon slap you
>4. How Far?
>5. Can i see your particulars?
>6. Anything for me sir?
>7. Are you mad?
>8. Half-caste
>9. Next tomorrow
>10. Make i come block you dia
>11. Lie, Lie
>12. See me see trouble oh
>13. Shift for me, lemme sit
>14. abeg vamus
>15. nonsense say wetin happen
>16. Abomination
>17. Over my dead body
>18. God forbid bad thing
>19. I need to retouch my hair
>20. all words with 'bloody' eg bloody fool, bloody liar
>21. Na wa oooo
>22. Tell me something
>23. Why do you want to know my name?
>24. I beg joo
>25. Can u imagine,
>26. wonders shall never end,
>27. Tofiakwa
>28. Chei, Kai
>29. Oya
>30. Hold on I want to branch somewhere
>31. Come and Escort Me
>32. Stop at that junction over there
>33. Borrow me your pen/biro
>34. Still yet
>35. Me and you will enter the same trouser
>36. You are so annoying
>37. Why? Because Y has a long tail and branches
>38. What is the time? Quarter To buy your own
>39. Effico
>40. ITK- I too know
>41. Muumu
>42. How are you? 'We're managing'
>43. and so what?
>44. I want some assorted biscuits eg Rich tea, Digestive
>45. Your face look familiar
>46. You are so daft
>47. NFA- No future ambition
>48. Are you already ready?
>49. That is so dry!
>50. My belly is full
>51. Did they sack you?
>52. I trekked all the way here
>53. Where is the toilet, I want to piss
>54. I want to drink cold mineral
>55. Which ones now?
>56. He was trying to toast me
>57. Jacker
>58. Your head is not correct
>59. Have you seen that film before?
>60. Just imagine!
>61. My school fees money
>62. No wahala!
>63. Reverse back small
>64. Oya, shake body
>65. Shine your eye
>66. Carry go
>67. Don't try me o
>68. Enough effizzy
>69. Nna, You chop?
>70. Ashewo bastard!
>71. What happen?
>72. We must wash am!
>73. Eeyin, but why? (meaning ore/aboki/friend-- why now?)
>74. You f--k up!
>75. No be soooo!
>76. I will see you today, athink?
>77. Cold iced water!

Funny. I agree with all except number 20. It is more British than Nigerian.

hehehe very funny

nice collection. love that my "school fees money" line

Heeheehee, funny. , ,

Very Funny assorted indeed

lol

u try o

Real good collections of Nigerian English ,

But u left out some e.g

1. Not to me ooo

2. How many O'clock?

3. them say

4. nothing dey happen

5. e nor easy

6. how levels

7. cut change for me

8. follow me buy na

9. You help me see my brother?

10. who is that? It is me

Enh-he? And wat about them? U no know say no be everybody go school. Abeg, let me go and piss.

[size=13pt]I heard these some time ago

1) Let me wear your cloth for you.
2) Go and baff.
3) Nna men. . .
4) Winch.
5) Danfo, Molue and okada.[/size]

more of dis, plsssssssssss

one more,

Waiteeeeet (wait - aka - stop, move, hold on, basically anything!)

u forgot to add
, is it a Nigerian movie or an American movie?

Nice list y'all, have a coupla them meself too

You go Soji,

That Sayo go make ur eyez shine well

keep them, cominggggggggggggggggggg

More from me

1.I hear something dey smell
2.hold something
3.tatafo
4.Behind,tech,
5. As in, I was like
6. You dey find my trouble
7. buy your cold ice water
8.hold your change oo, I no get Change
9.I know dey hear wetin u dey talk.

I saw this particular one when I was a kid

10.toto is good for boys and girls  

;d ;d ;d

lol. @Topic.
All true.

no be so?

nofin do yu

no long thing

o wa o!/ e dey!

i'm comin (and hez walkin away)

no nepa since 3days ago

wen u buy ur CD (actually CD player)

orobo/lepa

her shakara too mush

gragra

wetin kon-sa-in yu 4 there?

1lv
ori e o fon ka sibe
olenu pa
let me think of another,watch out im coming,

This na another naija yarns

I hammer A for that course
The lecturer give me F
Messi Na Bad player (used in describing a very good player)
Na babe make sense
Give me the smoke make i kiss small

chidipupay:

This na another naija yarns

I hammer A for that course
The lecturer give me F
Messi Na Bad player (used in describing a very good player)
Na babe make sense
Give me the smoke make i kiss small

LOL!!

maga don pay!

I yansh am

I go load you slap now
you ur mind, you don be boss
That guy na confirm yahoo boy
make we chop small nkowbi
You dey Bleep up

*Stale j*

Na lie
God pass dem
Bad belle people
Show your logo

all na good one

chidipupay:

Na lie
God pass dem
Bad belle people
Show your logo

u can bark as long as u can, but make sure u dont bite

jooooo!