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Easy Way To Die In Nigeria by Abuklaw(m): 8:06pm On Dec 22, 2013
I am new in this section but want to be creative a little.
Below are the Easiest way to commit suicide in Nigeria.
1. Try to escape a mob after stealing iphone 5 in mushin.
2. Vow solidarity with ASUU with hunger strike.
3. Use 'somebody shout Halleluya' as ringtone in Maiduguri.
4. Shout 'sai Buhari' in aso rock. Lol

feel free to add yours
Re: Easy Way To Die In Nigeria by Nobody: 11:06pm On Dec 22, 2013
when armed robbers ask u for ur fone n u deny dat u av 1 den it rings n d ringtone z 'e bami kigbe ole'
Re: Easy Way To Die In Nigeria by luckyman1010(m): 8:15am On Dec 23, 2013
Knee down on Benin - Ore express Road in d night.

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