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The Geography Of Women by imsuboi(m): 5:40pm On Dec 28, 2013

Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, Very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia. A glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. cheesy


grin

true or false?
Re: The Geography Of Women by Nobody: 5:47pm On Dec 28, 2013
Don't know
Re: The Geography Of Women by Godysien(m): 5:53pm On Dec 28, 2013
Wow, A good spatial analysis of women!
Women lets hear your own views.
Re: The Geography Of Women by Lawconfessor(f): 5:55pm On Dec 28, 2013
Hahahahahahaha.
U must be high on somfin to classically rate us like that.

Dey re funny though, wif some iota of truth.
Re: The Geography Of Women by imsuboi(m): 6:29pm On Dec 28, 2013
Law-confessor:
Hahahahahahaha.
U must be high on somfin to classically rate us like that.

Dey re funny though, wif some iota of truth.


undecided
Re: The Geography Of Women by kazyhm(m): 11:25pm On Dec 28, 2013
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Re: The Geography Of Women by imsuboi(m): 12:58pm On Dec 29, 2013
Vessi: Don't know

LoL
Re: The Geography Of Women by imsuboi(m): 4:53am On Jan 03, 2014
kazyhm: .


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