Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. , I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. , Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"

One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday.

Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend
so get yourself a dog."

Nice one

Abeg dem swear with you and sex

its a sexy one bravo!!!

nice one

sex don land am for wahala.

good one poster.

^{I love this.}
Just get a girl friend and have me as her sex

old

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ituen:

old

Same as u dude. Kill joy.
*hisses and walks away in disgust*

ogor no vex.

old is still part of d joke.

don't see him as killjoy, see him as a person dat gives u a reason to talk more so d fun won't stop.

u try.

very nice I like it
great job

thnks segun, but I'm still pissed @ him.
Anyways, I'm not surprised he thinks its old because, all he does is sit there all day pounding away on his computer keyboard.

thnks segun, but I'm still pissed @ him.
Anyways, I'm not surprised he thinks its old because, all he does is sit there all day pounding away on his computer keyboard. Nerd.

great one n pls wen de let you out I know sex will not be there again for you so try n get a Mouth Action.

bastrin:

great one n please when de let you out I know sex will not be there again for you so try n get a Mouth Action.

Don't worry, tho I hear from jail tht sex is now with other men, bt thats a big lie, actually sex is still with my babe.

lol nice one

I LOVE IT!!!

I want more!!!

its soooo sexy!
i wish i could hav sex too

what are u waiting for?

I sure na ur DOG SEX will kill u one day. Nice one

spenchuks:

its soooo sexy!
i wish i could hav sex too

Since Im in jail now because of sex and cant have it anymore, you can have it since my babe still has sex.
lol.

Nope, my gal will give me sex whenevr i get out of jail. meanwhile she is having sex by herself cos Im not around.
But if u want sex, Ill give it to you for bout a day or two, Im sure my gal wont mind. But beware sex is a bitch.

ogorluv:

Since I'm in jail now because of sex and can't have it anymore, you can have it since my babe still has sex.
lol.

:owill ur baba give me sex? i'm so anxious to have it

Nice post

why would anyone want to name a dog, sex.

manickal:

why would anyone want to name a dog, sex.

I tire self O,oya Ogoluv come answer